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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 22, 2016 18:22:31 GMT
We'll be more than ok sunshine!
But I agree you're wank
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 21, 2016 23:19:35 GMT
Fuck it mate. Turn up with 4 crates. Bottle of voddy. White lightning and a case full of flares
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 21, 2016 23:15:59 GMT
I'll never ever forgive Toxic for Valencia
What a massive cunt he is.
It's actually ruined my Friday night now thinking about it. Fucking bastard!
Me n 3 mates had a brilliant trip. Barcelona the night before. Road trip down to Valencia. 2 days worth of unbelievable memories and great laughs
Get to Valencia. See familiar faces. My Great nan (Mabel) out there. Everyone laughing and smiling. Soaking up the weather drinking ridiculous amounts of ale
Then 30 minutes before kick off word spreads what that fucking cock sucker Pulis had done.
Sent half a team and a few kids on the bench.
What the fuck? ARRRRGGGHHHHHH
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 21, 2016 23:09:08 GMT
I'm related to Bojan.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 21, 2016 23:07:49 GMT
Good a chance than most of signing him
Nobody expected Joe Hart to be the first big name out the door and look where he is now! Yes he's probably balls deep in some lovely Italian women. . . But in terms of his footballing career he's not exactly made the greatest move has he?
If Kompany wants to stay in the Premier League were in with a great shout
2 year contract. Big wages. Get it done
Then he can fuck off to China for a payday at 33 years of age!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 18, 2016 21:36:02 GMT
What's all this " not quick enough " bollocks. Lazy lazy excuses!
Johnson doesn't have pace. Neither does Pieters!
Full back positions aren't all about pace unless you're perhaps a top 4 side or play with wing backs.
The rest of the league just do the basic... have a full back that can fucking defend and on the odd occasion.. get forward.
Muniesa at right back for me is certainly worth a go IF Bardsley is out. Geoff Cameron is 10x more effective in the middle and I think although Muniesa is left footed. He's more than capable using his right foot. As are most professional footballers.
He's got a good footballing brain on him. Committed. Doesn't shirk out of a tackle. Very.. very comfortable in possession and has a trick or two up his sleeve.
Could link up great with Shaq.
Having said all the above. I'd rather Bardsley play when fit as it's his genuine natural position. And whilst he's not as good as Johnson. He's certainly adequate cover.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 18, 2016 18:56:13 GMT
Bangoura
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 17, 2016 21:37:52 GMT
To the tune of BREAD
JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE JOE
WHO' GIVE THE BALL TO JOE?
LONG BALLS, SHORT BALLS SOME TO HIS TOE
JOE JOE WHO'LL GIVE THE BALL TO JOE?
JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 17, 2016 21:33:13 GMT
Haha made me chuckle this
Although none of the above will ever top Toxics interviews.
The day he claimed Griffin had the best game he's ever seen a full back play vs Burnley I think it was.. has to be the best interview quote ever recorded.
Griffin was utter wank that day. Surreal
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 16, 2016 14:44:56 GMT
I thought he looked abit more lively but was disappointed overall with him.
We all know he's got it. HOPEFULLY it's just a matter of time before he starts firing on all cylinders
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 16, 2016 14:43:31 GMT
for me, sunderland are the worst team iv seen in our time in the premiership..............offered absolutely nothing on any level, no aggression, no team ethic, no commanding centre half, centre foward, or even a ball winning midfielder without cattermole.....i dont no where moyes can even start repairing what i saw yesterday We have one of the best centre forwards in the country Jermaine Defoe , better than any striker Stoke have True. He is lethal But he's not getting any younger. You could put Messi in the Sunderland side and you'd still go down Make no bones about it. You're firmly up shit Creek. With one paddle. And that's nearly broke!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 16, 2016 8:47:42 GMT
Hughes said "It's only a matter of time before Imbula is starting game's" In the post match interview. That says to me, Imbula just needs to do what Hughes wants him to do (defensively,track players, not watch the world go by etc). He won't be leaving in January at all. He's our record signing. One of the most talented players we've got if not the most talented. Whelan was pretty poor today. Cameron was the man who held it all together. Imbula has to realise he's basically up against an ageing Whelan who's performances aren't what they were He'll get back in and when he does I reckon Hughes will have unlocked the man's obvious ability. 18 million quid says Hughes thinks he's the man to run the show in the middle of the park Exactly. Why do people make a drama saying he's leaving when you've had the chairman in the week saying be patient with him, and the manager yesterday saying he'll soon be starting games. There's spurs players that cost about 30m when they sold bale that took about 2 years to adapt, but ours has to hit the ground running. Exactly As soon as the penny drops with Gianelli he'll be back in and skinning 4 players before laying off someone for a chance! Whelan is part of that kind of 'old guard' if you like. And I 100% understand why Hughes is playing him and Cameron together. We've only conceded 2 goals since they've been put in and we've got ourselves 5 points. So it's obviously working BUT No way on earth is that the long term future. Imbula Cameron is the most likely centre midfield partnership with Joe in front of them
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 16, 2016 7:48:36 GMT
Hughes said "It's only a matter of time before Imbula is starting game's" In the post match interview.
That says to me, Imbula just needs to do what Hughes wants him to do (defensively,track players, not watch the world go by etc).
He won't be leaving in January at all. He's our record signing. One of the most talented players we've got if not the most talented.
Whelan was pretty poor today. Cameron was the man who held it all together. Imbula has to realise he's basically up against an ageing Whelan who's performances aren't what they were
He'll get back in and when he does I reckon Hughes will have unlocked the man's obvious ability.
18 million quid says Hughes thinks he's the man to run the show in the middle of the park
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 15, 2016 22:23:37 GMT
Even Shaqiri thinks Walters is wank.
When they both got in towards the end and alls Walters had to do was either shoot or do the easier option and lay it off for Shaq in the 6 yard box.
Jon did neither and ran the ball out of play near enough.
Shaqiris reaction said it all. He couldn't believe it.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 15, 2016 21:08:43 GMT
To think how far we can go now. Why? We were good but Sunderland are fucked. Beat Hull Swansea and West Ham however and I'll get the same feeling
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 15, 2016 21:07:21 GMT
It was a piss easy game to ref
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 9, 2016 16:53:33 GMT
Not in the prem but Remember Salif Diao vs Wolves when we were 3-2 up and the dingles were pressing for the equaliser. Diao took out their striker in the penalty area and everyone thought. .. oh fuck! ! Defo a penalty
Ref waved it away, Ricardo picked up the ball just outside the area. Ran the length of the pitch taking on 4 players and holding off one and banged in the winner and sent us into absolute pandemonium !!!!!!!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 9, 2016 8:39:53 GMT
The problem with going back to 442 is most of the players play in these weird and wonderful formations for their club and wouldn't have the first fucking clue how to play in a normal 4 man midfield.
It would serve us much better though if we didn't have a yes man in charge.
When everyone is fit this is my England team
Butland
Walker Stones Cahill Rose
Townsend Dier Alii Lallana
Sturridge Vardy
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 8, 2016 23:07:34 GMT
We pay his wages and for his chicken up keep so what Mark Hughes says, goes.
Not what you say Coleman you bastard!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 8, 2016 23:04:02 GMT
Horrible bastard. Up there with the arrogant cunt that is Quitteril
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 8, 2016 23:02:01 GMT
Just as well Arnie is on a big contact and Stoke are in a win win situation then!
But yeah. Fuck off Ivanovic
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 7, 2016 21:32:40 GMT
1. Stoke to win a trophy 2. Beat Arsenal at Arsenal whilst Wenger is in charge 3. Go to a Premier League match in a standing area 4. Get a flame thrower into Old Trafford and midway through the match unleash holy hell on the Stretford end and burn as many as possible.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 5, 2016 15:53:12 GMT
Have a word with yourself Get behind the lads and Mark Hughes and just support your fucking club instead of getting worked up about some half arsed fantasy that he "has" to go if we don't win a match. I think after Man Utd we've turned a corner. If we win 5 out of the next 6 Hughes will be back up there with out best manages and you'll be singing Mark Hughes Barmy army. Tit Do you seriously believe we will win 5 out of the next 6? No but stranger things have happened!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 5, 2016 7:13:47 GMT
Have a word with yourself
Get behind the lads and Mark Hughes and just support your fucking club instead of getting worked up about some half arsed fantasy that he "has" to go if we don't win a match.
I think after Man Utd we've turned a corner. If we win 5 out of the next 6 Hughes will be back up there with out best manages and you'll be singing Mark Hughes Barmy army.
Tit
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 2, 2016 18:39:34 GMT
No coincidence we've seen improved performances with the little man back
Thought he was excellent today and if only he'd not gone down easily and continued the run he'd of made Chris Smalling look an even bigger cunt than her already is!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 2, 2016 18:31:54 GMT
I'd like see a video of their mental when we equalised. Hahaha! My first thought when I saw the picture was 'I wonder if they had a big fucking mental when Joe Allen scored!?' I reckon they would have simply because they'd have been caught up in the emotion of the game and all the fans there etc. I think Ricardo goes to all the home games, still lives on Wychwood park I think. Nice to see him at an away game. RF10. Legend
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 2, 2016 16:48:26 GMT
If Imbula does what he's been asked to do. He'll be the first name on the team sheet
He's absolute class. He's shown it in brief moments last season.
He has a place in the team but he's got to earn it. As soon as the penny drops it'll be Whelan and Cameron fighting for the position as you simply cannot leave a man of Imbulas talent on the bench
I remember the performance he put in away at Chelsea last year. Head and shoulders the best player on the pitch. Even Chelsea fans noticed.
We all want that Imbula in the team ASAP
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 2, 2016 10:15:18 GMT
I woke up this morning thinking he'll be gone in January! Not looking good for him is it? I understand dropping him but he is so good when he's in the mood to play. I'm hoping it gives him a kick up the arse because ideally we need him to replace Whelan in the team if Cameron is having the holding midfield role. We need someone in the middle to drive forward and start attacks. Imbula is unbelievable at it. But he's to lazy to defend. Hellu! I'm totally convinced Stoke will win this one. Man Utd 0 - Stoke C 2 Att: 38445 Whelan 34th min. Arnoutovic 87th min. Ball poss: 67 - 33 percent Shorts on/off target: 4/11 - 2/3 Yellow cards: 3 - 2 Throw ins: 24 - 17 Corners: 5 - 3 Free kicks: 10 - 12 All subs used. 4 mins extra time. Zlatan frustated, almost got a red card when humiliated by Shawcross on a couple of occassions. Pretty fair referee for once. New kind of toffee candy for sale at half time. 🙂 soon falling ... asleep //:musik Where are the crowd stats? i.e. number of fans hiding a dog under their coat?
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 2, 2016 10:02:55 GMT
No Imbula at all
Wow
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Post by VolvicStokie on Sept 24, 2016 12:21:17 GMT
Cmon Stoke.
Everyone needs to get behind them today. If we go 1 down I expect a big Fuck off roar
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