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Post by VolvicStokie on Nov 6, 2016 8:30:29 GMT
Report it to the police. They'll find it on CCTV
He's probably bragged he nutted someone to his mates and he also probably thinks he's hard as nails
Don't let him him get away with it
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 30, 2016 22:05:06 GMT
I just wanna see players who get injured get treatment on the pitch and the game to continue.
It'll stop all cheating and time wasting
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 30, 2016 22:03:42 GMT
Monumental dickhead when I've had the displeasure of bumping into him.
It didn't alter my perception of his talents though
(Utter shite)
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 29, 2016 21:39:34 GMT
The last time there was any major mither at the Stoke ground was vs QPR.
Marc Bircham and Co
Basically the reason it was all out war outside
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 27, 2016 21:10:53 GMT
Fair play to him
If I got given a contract for 1 year over there after uprooting your life etc and they ask you to take a cut I'd tell them to fuck off as well.
Never ever forget his time at Stoke. Fantastic.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 27, 2016 21:06:32 GMT
Hahaha WTF? I fear for West ham fans when they get a proper slap none of this seat and coins business
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 27, 2016 21:01:55 GMT
Who gives a fuck what the powder puffs think or want?
I personally thrive on the fact they fear coming to Stoke every season
Horrible. Horrible bastards. I'd gladly mow their entire team and fans over with a tank whilst blowing the Emirates to smithereens in the process
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 26, 2016 21:58:39 GMT
One minute they hate Ashley. They refuse to go to games
Then the next they get relegated and persuade the fat Spanish waiter (probably in cash!) To carry on and boom. They get 50k on a week night
Weird bunch
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 26, 2016 21:57:04 GMT
3k Stoke fans there next weekend.
We're no London derby to them but I bet my bottom dollar a load of Stoke lads turn up for it.
Security is piss poor. Huge stoke following.
I'd be surprised if it passes off without handbags
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 26, 2016 21:53:23 GMT
I blame the illuminati
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 26, 2016 12:11:02 GMT
Last Monday night I bagged 1 but probably should have scored more. I also scored a goal that kept my team in the top division on the final game of the season in the dying minutes. My celebration consisted of a GET THE FUCK IN THERE! And a little gay moment with several team mates hugging me . Bout it Do you save a small round of applause for when stoke score? No pal. do you do the Sturridge dance cause it's what everyone should do when someone scores...?
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 26, 2016 11:43:44 GMT
100% Sturridge. It's up there with the all time worst If it was a half decent dance. It wouldn't be SO bad. But it is utterly abysmal and looks even more wank the more he does it I hate Cavanis celebration. Peels away arms out and mouth as wide as a fucking tunnel acting as if he'd scored a worldy in the world cup final when he'd just tapped in a goal vs Genoa or some other shite team Scoring goals is fun.ever done it? Last Monday night I bagged 1 but probably should have scored more. I also scored a goal that kept my team in the top division on the final game of the season in the dying minutes. My celebration consisted of a GET THE FUCK IN THERE! And a little gay moment with several team mates hugging me . Bout it
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 26, 2016 11:03:32 GMT
100% Sturridge. It's up there with the all time worst
If it was a half decent dance. It wouldn't be SO bad.
But it is utterly abysmal and looks even more wank the more he does it
I hate Cavanis celebration. Peels away arms out and mouth as wide as a fucking tunnel acting as if he'd scored a worldy in the world cup final when he'd just tapped in a goal vs Genoa or some other shite team
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 24, 2016 21:42:05 GMT
The best player I've seen at Stoke when it came to receiving the ball under pressure and simply pirouetting away from players and making time for himself. Fantastic for us and great to see him doing well and going from strength to strength.Should certainly help us in our attempts to attract great players if they realise,as a club that we won't stand in their way should a Champion's League team come in for them after excelling for us. There's no shame in being a 'stepping stone' as long as you get good service from the player in question.We're still making dog's home style signings,it's just that we're dealing in more exalted pedigrees,(to expand a shite metaphor. 😅.) Yep. It won't be long before Shaqiri and Arnautovic will attract big teams again Basically Stoke have to try and get in the top 6 or we simply become Southampton. (Sell your best players every year!)
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 24, 2016 21:39:48 GMT
Southgate being a centre back himself you'd imagine would know the qualities required
John Stones is a heart attack at centre back. Smalling is dog shit and Cahill is average at best.
If I was Southgate I'd bring in Shawcross and Terry
Although I've not seen much of Terry this season so not entirely sure how he is. As much of a cunt that he is. Still a top centre back
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 24, 2016 21:32:41 GMT
Grant has certainly earned himself a lovely contract at Stoke. 2 year deal I'd suggest and a little wage rise with appearance and clean sheet bonuses to boot
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 24, 2016 21:25:52 GMT
Not long signed a new 5 year deal so no. . . This is his home now
He'll get back in
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 23, 2016 11:45:46 GMT
I'll be doing a Mexican wave and taking Mrs Volvic out for Oatcakes if they all come in !
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 23, 2016 11:43:00 GMT
4-1
1 down. 3 to go.
Man C Sevilla and Chelsea all to win and BTTS
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 23, 2016 11:36:20 GMT
Had BTTS and Celta Vigo to win. Happy
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 23, 2016 7:12:46 GMT
The Mrs watched MOTD with me last night (believe me she couldn't give a fuck about football or Stoke) but anyway.. she said on the first goal. "Wow that was good"
Then the 2nd goal she said "can he do that! ?"
Eh? Can he do what?
"Score from there? "
Yeah.. it's a free kick babe. And Shaqiri is fucking brilliant at free kicks!
"He's good isn't he!?"
Yes.. he's probably one of the most talented players in the Premier League on his day duck
"Really.. and he plays for Stoke?"
It just kind of dropped and hit me then. . . Although the woman hasn't got the first clue about many things in life. She was surprised Stoke had got such a talented player. And I just thought. . Yeah you know what we have got a fucking brilliant player in Shaq! And even the mrs noticed!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 23, 2016 7:06:36 GMT
Block 19 will never get that
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 23, 2016 7:05:07 GMT
He reminds me of Vicent Pericard!
Just kind of tootles around the pitch not putting much effort in and looks monumentally wank
But he gets a reprieve because we all know he's got it in him to be top class.
I'm 95% certain it's confidence with him
The 5% thinks he can't be arsed
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 23, 2016 7:01:17 GMT
Any team who has the tango man Brown as manager deserve all they get. Hahaha. Remember when he used to wear a headset during games What an absolute fucking clown
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 23, 2016 6:58:49 GMT
Sounded superb all game
And to think they'll be another 1,000 at West Ham. I think we'll be a tad louder there
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 22, 2016 18:39:45 GMT
The thing is I'm not. I've been a massive fan of his but week in week out he's mis placing key passes, getting caught in possession, constantly passing backwards. Cameron is a breath of fresh air. He gets stuck in. Is strong, athletic, goes forward. Rarely gets caught in possession and is generally positive. If we're going to push on into a real outfit we need a partner for Cameron not Whelan. Imbula I guess is that man but it's up to Hughes when he comes back into the fold! His job is to pick up loose balls at the edge of the area and pass it to somebody near, to slow down the opposition attacks and he does this well. Is that it? Surely a Premier league footballer should be tasked with more to do? We need one DM not two. I think when Hughes is convinced we've turned a corner he'll be abit more imaginative which means sacrificing Whelan or Cameron for Imbula or Bojan So, my question to you is.. who would you drop when that time comes? And I think we both know the answer to that one...
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 22, 2016 18:32:57 GMT
For me. I found myself so many times shouting FFS Whelan!!!! The more I see Cameron there the more impressed I'm getting. The only change I can see happening is Whelan being dislodged. The myth that he offers protection is being shown up by Cameron thus meaning Whelan isn't offering much I wish Affelay was fit as he'd be replacing Whelan IMO But Cameron is playing *with* Whelan though isn't he. He's not disciplined enough to do the DM role on his own. Looking good alongside Glenn though. Yes I know but we can't keep playing with 2 defensive midfielders... can we? Or can we!?
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 22, 2016 18:30:58 GMT
For me. I found myself so many times shouting FFS Whelan!!!! The more I see Cameron there the more impressed I'm getting. The only change I can see happening is Whelan being dislodged. The myth that he offers protection is being shown up by Cameron thus meaning Whelan isn't offering much I wish Affelay was fit as he'd be replacing Whelan IMO Thats because you are a Whelan knocker!! The thing is I'm not. I've been a massive fan of his but week in week out he's mis placing key passes, getting caught in possession, constantly passing backwards. Cameron is a breath of fresh air. He gets stuck in. Is strong, athletic, goes forward. Rarely gets caught in possession and is generally positive. If we're going to push on into a real outfit we need a partner for Cameron not Whelan. Imbula I guess is that man but it's up to Hughes when he comes back into the fold!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 22, 2016 18:28:01 GMT
Grant giving the defenders confidence. A solid consistent back 4 for the last few weeks as well
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Post by VolvicStokie on Oct 22, 2016 18:25:53 GMT
For me. I found myself so many times shouting FFS Whelan!!!!
The more I see Cameron there the more impressed I'm getting.
The only change I can see happening is Whelan being dislodged. The myth that he offers protection is being shown up by Cameron thus meaning Whelan isn't offering much
I wish Affelay was fit as he'd be replacing Whelan IMO
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