song for joe allen

[alansuddick]

Can we have 1 please .apart from1 joe Allen.lets have a bit of imagination.if anyone ever deserved a good song it's this fella.

[swipers]

Super, super Joe
He's the Welsh Pirlo
Can't believe the Scousers let him go
Super Joey Allen

[worcsstokie15]

Heard a few lads at Newcastle away last season singing about Geoff Cameron to the chorus from Sugarhill Gang - Jump On It. Could be used for Joe Allen too.

Joe, Joe Allen to Daddy Cool.

Pirlo, we've got the Welsh Pirlo, we've got the Welsh Pirlo etc.

To tune of Bread of Heaven in homage to his nationality and his endurance... Wee Joe Allen, wee Joe Allen, feed him 'til he runs no more, feed him 'til he runs no more.

[AlbertTatlock]

Joe Joe Jojo Jojo Joe Joe Allen (feel free to add a line or 2) to the tune of No Limits - 2 unlimited. Simple but to the point



Gouranga.

[GoBoks]

There's already a perfect song with the perfect words!! Get past the opening chant and the song starts at about 0:25

[pulismaskreplica]

Someone suggested 'Joe Allen Superstar' to 'Jesus Christ Superstar' which I think would be perfect given the tongue in cheek references and memes to him being the messiah

[richardparker]

LMH said he is this:

[Robo10]

Joe Allen give me goals
Joe Allen give me goals
Joe Allen give me goals
Joe Allen till the morning comes

He gives me goals
Joe Allen gives me goals
Joe Allen
Goals until the morning comes

(Think thats an old 80s reggae song called Johanna by Eddie Grant!)

[Robo10]

[samba :)]

Jooooooooooo
Der der der der der der
joooooooooo
Der der der der der der...
Weve got wee joe allen

I give up

But kung fu fighting would be a decent one

[stokiecam]

He's magic you knowwwww
City's Andrea Pirlo 

[cheeesfreeex]

Trying to think up some words for this tune.

[jeycov]

Wonder who he is supporting tonight?

[VolvicStokie]

To the tune of BREAD

JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JOE
JOE

WHO' GIVE THE BALL TO JOE?

LONG BALLS, SHORT BALLS SOME TO HIS TOE

JOE
JOE
WHO'LL GIVE THE BALL TO JOE?

JOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[elystokie]

Oct 17, 2016 19:05:19 GMT pulismaskreplica said:

Someone suggested 'Joe Allen Superstar' to 'Jesus Christ Superstar' which I think would be perfect given the tongue in cheek references and memes to him being the messiah

The Boothen used to sing a version of that to George Best back in the day. :)

[JC9]

The Stone Roses - I wanna be adored

I wanna be Allen
I wanna I wanna I wanna be Allen.

[Fenparkpotter]

(We all hate Leeds tune)

The Welsh Xaxi
The Valleys Pirlo
He left Anfield
And came to Stoke,
For 13 mill
He came to win
Cuz no-one gets close to Joe Allen

Joe Allen, Joe Allen
No-one gets close to Joe Allen
(Repeat ad nauseum)

[Deleted]

Oct 17, 2016 19:50:01 GMT stokiecam said:

He's magic you knowwwww
City's Andrea Pirlo 

Change to we've got the welsh Pirlo.

[pirloatcake]

Easy.....as we can't sing it to Kenwyne anymore and Boj doesn't get enough time on the pitch, let's give it to Joe

Jooooooooooooooooe Allen is a Stokie
We stole him from the Scouse
And when he comes through Trentham
He tries to buy a house
He's looked at all the bungalows
He's even tried a flat
But someone beat him to it
Lee Trundle is a twat !

I thank you

[meggeth]

We could get all the crowd to do this -

[Cassius Clayhead]

How about,

God is one of Us,
Up the Brit like one of us,
Engine like a Bus,
God is one of Us,

Yeah, Yeah, Joe is Great,
Yeah, yeah, Joe is Great,

Repeat 1st verse;

Get my Coat,

[Lightwood]

The Welsh song for Joe

(To the tune of Gimme Hope Jo'anna by Eddy Grant)

Give me hope Joe Allen 


Give Me Hope Joe Allen 


Give me hope before the morning comes

Give me hope Joe Allen 


Give Me Hope Joe Allen 


Give me hope before the morning comes

[jezzascfc]

Change "hope" to "goals" and before the "morning" to before the "full time" comes - job done.

[Gifton]

As he's the messiah and England are shit how about ironic shouts of Allen for England!

[slicko]

Little ditty about Joe and Bojan
Two midfield kids growing up in our homeland
Joe's gonna be a football star
Bojan needs a booster seat in his car.

Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of Nzonzi is gone
Oh yeah say life goes on
Long after the thrill of Beggo is gone, they walk on

[Gifton]

We wish we were welsh
We wish we were weeeeeelsh
Because of joe Allen,
We wish we were welsh

[GoBoks]

Oct 18, 2016 10:18:15 GMT pirloatcake said:

Easy.....as we can't sing it to Kenwyne anymore and Boj doesn't get enough time on the pitch, let's give it to Joe

Jooooooooooooooooe Allen is a Stokie
We stole him from the Scouse
And when he comesbursts through Trentham Midfield
He tries to buy a houseDefense is like a mouse
He's looked at all the bungalowsThe keeper gets in the way
He's even tried aAnd gets knocked down flat
But someone beat him to it Some say he's Superman
Lee Trundle is a twat ! Joe Allen is all that!

I thank you

Good idea, but let's make it about Joe Allen.

[pirloatcake]

I'm sticking with mine.

Yours doesn't scan - and I think the Lee Trundle/Trentham references transcend any player's current form (even if he is the next Coming)

Ta

[GoBoks]

Oct 18, 2016 15:23:25 GMT pirloatcake said:

I'm sticking with mine.

Yours doesn't scan - and I think the Lee Trundle/Trentham references transcend any player's current form (even if he is the next Coming)

Ta

How do you pronounce your username?

[pirloatcake]

You merge Pirlo (the Welsh one obviously) with oatcake (the north staffs one obviously) and you get Pirl-oatcake. A delicious combination of Joe Allen and the potteries finest. Well I thought it was clever 😏