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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 16, 2017 22:58:57 GMT
Bringing my flame thrower to set alight the entire away end at half time
Fucking hate the bastards
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 16, 2017 13:27:11 GMT
Junior
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 11, 2017 22:41:58 GMT
Stenhousemuir x3
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 8, 2017 22:38:58 GMT
FFS that means I've got spend some time with the mrs.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 8, 2017 22:38:18 GMT
Love the guy but injury record is fucking dreadful and he's basically no the to us.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 8, 2017 8:50:48 GMT
It would have already been pre planned.
Stay in the cup. Don't go
Get knocked out. Get the lads away for a week of training and some team bonding.
Whatever Hughes thinks will help these bunch of under performing overpaid superstars. Let him do it
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 7, 2017 21:59:18 GMT
Being reported he wants out after being subbed today.
Cya later Bojan.
It's certainly no coincidence he's ended up being dropped at every club he's gone to.
A talent he was. Anything over 8 million I'll take. And I'll drive him if he wants.
Useless today
Before he goes. However. . I'd offer Affelay a contract.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 3, 2017 21:01:42 GMT
I actually didn't celebrate the goal in anyway shape or form.
Just sat there in disbelief of how actual wank we and they are.
Looks like 22 lads from the local pub have turned up for a match!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 3, 2017 20:47:15 GMT
If anyone could tell me which formation we are playing I'll be great full because I ain't got a fucking clue. This
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 3, 2017 20:43:49 GMT
I was going to reserve judgment until half time on the team selection but he's got this so monumentally wrong it's actually unbelievable
Woeful doesn't cover this
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 3, 2017 9:11:51 GMT
If Hughes drops players for not performing. I.e Shaq. Bojan. Imbula Then Shawcross must be dropped. He's literally been an absolute fucking liability Unfortunately we have no choice because Shawcross and Martins Indi are the only available CBs. (I believe Muniesa is still very doubtful). Unless we play three at the back: Johnson, Martins Indi and Pieters, wth Diouf and Arni as WBs. Well if that's the case then don't have much choice but Muniesa needs to play when fit. Ryan needs a kick up the arse.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 2, 2017 23:30:44 GMT
If Hughes drops players for not performing. I.e Shaq. Bojan. Imbula
Then Shawcross must be dropped. He's literally been an absolute fucking liability
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Post by VolvicStokie on Jan 2, 2017 13:12:10 GMT
Since Arnie was banned, our shape has been more two up front and no wingers. Shaq and Afellay were half and half on Saturday playing narrow at times. Ramadan doesn't fit that. To me he looks promising but no more, a good moment at Swansea, almost no impact on the game at West Ham but worked hard. Seems as though we are easing him in as he has some way to go No impact at West Ham ? Were you there?
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Post by VolvicStokie on Dec 31, 2016 11:44:03 GMT
I've got one of them feelings like I did before we played Man Utd away
We'd been getting boned. Shit performances then we had to go to face the Shit in their own back yard. And look what happened there.
Chelseas winning run will come to an end. If we can steal a point then it would give everyone a boost.
Hughes needs to ditch this wing back bollocks. It confuses the opposition for sure. But it also confuses the fans and players. Half the time they're looking around wondering where the fuck they're playing.
My team would be the following.
...................Grant.............
Johnson Bruno Ryan Muniesa
.......... Adam Imbula..... Shaqiri. Ramadan
.................. Allen............
Bony
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Post by VolvicStokie on Dec 24, 2016 9:57:32 GMT
Replaces Whelan for me My midfield would consist of.
Affelay Imbula Allen
Shaqiri Arnautovic
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Post by VolvicStokie on Dec 18, 2016 9:57:39 GMT
Do you feel any different after sleeping on it? Always stay away from forums after a game and you've had time to calm down from the immediate aftermath TBH I was tittsed off and couldn't believe we fucked up that bad. But I didn't listen to praise and grumble and I swerved the Oatcake and all the fantasy football experts on facebook completely yesterday. Instead I chose to have a few beers and relax with the mrs and reflect on the match on sunday. The only thing I'd criticise Hughes for is not making a sub earlier. Waste abit of time. Freshen it up a bit. Give Leicester something to think about But. . The players are to blame more than anything. They thought they had the game won. Credit to Leicester for believing and fighting back like that. Hughes is 100% the right man. No doubt about it. We are desperately in need of a striker.. that's it. Bony is probably going to be sent back. Walters (god loves a tryer) but fuck me.. it's painful seeing him lead the line. Diouf should seriously re think where his position is. He's fucking shit up top. But he's fucking brilliant as Cafu Right back. Right wing. Right wing back. Unbelievable Alls we need is a striker. Perhaps Berahino is the answer. But as soon as we do get that man. We will finish teams off and we won't do shit like we did yesterday IMO! Admire your optimism but we need more than just a striker. Any team with aspirations of breaking into the top 6/7 shouldn't have the likes of Pieters, Walters, Whelan, Adam and Crouch still heavily involved. We need a good clear out in the Summer and need to spend some serious money. We easily have the slowest most pedestrian team in the league. We have the players to break into the top 8 for sure. But the reason we've never done it is because we've never ever had a top striker. Southampton always seem to get a good striker. Everton paid big money for theirs. They are the 2 clubs we need to dislodge. We don't need a massive clear out at all. And it won't happen anyway Striker is urgent Left back probably needed. Bare with Imbula and we'll have a world class player on our hands. Not to mention the lads like Ramadan trying to break in. Shaq won't be here for much longer so now is the time to pay big money and really fucking go for it
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Post by VolvicStokie on Dec 18, 2016 9:29:34 GMT
Do you feel any different after sleeping on it?
Always stay away from forums after a game and you've had time to calm down from the immediate aftermath
TBH I was tittsed off and couldn't believe we fucked up that bad. But I didn't listen to praise and grumble and I swerved the Oatcake and all the fantasy football experts on facebook completely yesterday.
Instead I chose to have a few beers and relax with the mrs and reflect on the match on sunday.
The only thing I'd criticise Hughes for is not making a sub earlier. Waste abit of time. Freshen it up a bit. Give Leicester something to think about
But. . The players are to blame more than anything. They thought they had the game won.
Credit to Leicester for believing and fighting back like that.
Hughes is 100% the right man. No doubt about it.
We are desperately in need of a striker.. that's it.
Bony is probably going to be sent back. Walters (god loves a tryer) but fuck me.. it's painful seeing him lead the line. Diouf should seriously re think where his position is. He's fucking shit up top. But he's fucking brilliant as Cafu
Right back. Right wing. Right wing back. Unbelievable
Alls we need is a striker. Perhaps Berahino is the answer. But as soon as we do get that man. We will finish teams off and we won't do shit like we did yesterday IMO!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Dec 18, 2016 9:21:17 GMT
He was poor today but the amount of times he's carried the team and got us going again is staggering.
He's been a vital part of our journey to where we are today. He's our captain and will stay being our captain
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Post by VolvicStokie on Dec 9, 2016 23:18:45 GMT
I was thinking the half time bird walking round the side of the pitch in next to nothing might make a return. What was she called again? Jackie Marsh's daughter. Golden Goal girl!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Dec 9, 2016 20:14:09 GMT
It's annoying for us to read absolute guff like that. But Shaq is probably thinking WTF. Alls I said was I'm 25 years old. I want to win trophies and play Champions league (like anyone would) and it'd be silly to suggest I'd end my career at Stoke. (And whoever asked him if he could see himself retiring at Stoke is clearly an absolute fucking bell end)
If say for example we manage to get into Europe next season. I'm sure every player would stay for the Tour.
Happy for Shaq to move on as and when. As long as we make a nice profit and he goes to a club that is bigger and can put him back on the world stage.
And when he's up there scoring crucial goals in the Champions League I'll happily cheer him on knowing that the little maestro once donned the famous red and white stripes!
P.S Shaq. Ever go to Arsenal and I'll fire bomb your house x
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Post by VolvicStokie on Dec 9, 2016 20:08:30 GMT
scantily clad female cheerleaders ? The welcome return of the City Slickers. Well worth it I was thinking the half time bird walking round the side of the pitch in next to nothing might make a return. What was she called again?
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Post by VolvicStokie on Dec 6, 2016 21:41:41 GMT
Surely there is 3 teams worse than Leicester
Hull Swansea Sunderland
But. . Sunderland are seasoned pro's at relegation battles and I'm sure one or two more will be dragged into it. Burnley. Watford.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Dec 6, 2016 11:26:23 GMT
Wigan
Bloody chingalings
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Post by VolvicStokie on Dec 5, 2016 8:44:38 GMT
What team/system would you go for v Arsenal? Can't really change much! But.. I'd go for Grant Johnson Bruno Muniesa Pieters Imbula Adam Shaqiri Allen Arnautovic Walters It's harsh to drop Diouf as he's been very good on the right. . But Allen is the shining light this season so has to come in. Him and Walters pressing and helping out defensively to. Imbula has been immense last 2 games and if anyone will take it to Arsenal. It's him. We'll get chances against them. Quite a lot if Hughes goes with that team. But they've all got to defend as a unit and keep the horrible bastards out. Then give the ball Imbula as much as possible is the plan !
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Post by VolvicStokie on Nov 28, 2016 8:25:13 GMT
Traditionally we do well over the Xmas period at Christmas
You'd imagine 7 points in those 3 home games is very much achievable
And a sneaky win at one of the big 3 I think.
It's about time we did Arsenal at their place
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Post by VolvicStokie on Nov 22, 2016 21:47:10 GMT
I said at half time on Saturday this game is made for Imbula. They'd shit themselves with that machine running at them.
Instead Hughes brought on Crouch and Walters which quite frankly was embarrassing.
Cmon sparky. Put Imbula back in the team
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Post by VolvicStokie on Nov 10, 2016 8:21:15 GMT
Horrible vile little bastard.
Causes problems everywhere he goes and always tries to make out he's the victim or has been hard done by
Massive twat of the very highest order.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Nov 10, 2016 8:19:09 GMT
They've had a new website and probably moved platforms from who's hosting it.
So you can move account details across but due to data protection and encryption etc etc etc. Passwords cannot be moved over so all accounts are required to do a quick password reset
It happened to my online store when I moved to a much bigger and better platform. Literally takes 10 seconds to do!
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Post by VolvicStokie on Nov 7, 2016 11:31:54 GMT
Hi lads Does anyone know any private landlords with properties in Stoke-on-Trent Newcastle or surrounding areas ? Any help be appreciated. Got a good budget but I just don't want to go through letting agencies. Rip off bastards! Although they may be expensive, you do get certain safety nets with agencies, i.e, legit contracts, safety compliance, and legal rights in case of disputes... I know buddy. I've always rented privately though and never had any issues at all.
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Post by VolvicStokie on Nov 7, 2016 10:59:07 GMT
Hi lads
Does anyone know any private landlords with properties in Stoke-on-Trent Newcastle or surrounding areas ?
Any help be appreciated. Got a good budget but I just don't want to go through letting agencies. Rip off bastards!
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