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Post by slother on Feb 15, 2016 20:11:43 GMT
Link? EDIT: Found it. https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/45xde6/mame_diouf_on_playing_in_defence_i_take_the/To be fair, "I take the striker things out of my head and put in right-back things" is at least a club merchandise opportunity, a song to the tune of Can't Get You Out Of My Head and a major feature film starring 50 Cent. Ma Ma Ma Mame Biram Diouf Ma Ma Ma Mame Biram Diouf
He takes the striker things out of his head But his running is all I think about He puts the right back things into his head But his running is all I think about
Ma Ma Ma Mame Biram Diouf Ma Ma Ma Mame Biram Diouf
He takes the striker things out of his head But his running is all I think about He puts the right back things into his head But his running is all I think about
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Post by slother on Feb 13, 2016 17:19:15 GMT
MOM today. After long being a home for battered strays this one looks pure pedigree.
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Post by slother on Feb 13, 2016 17:18:03 GMT
Could we fit Teixeira with some kind of electrical device and give Ryan the controls? The more frequent the shocks, Jonathan, the more out of position you are.
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Post by slother on Feb 13, 2016 17:15:52 GMT
Beautiful kit. Funny how these things shouldn't matter, but they do.
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Post by slother on Feb 13, 2016 17:13:44 GMT
We are all Andy Wilkinson. He just happens to be a billion times better at football.
SIGNED!
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Post by slother on Feb 6, 2016 16:57:20 GMT
Can't we clone the bloke?
Can someone do the legwork and tell us our record with and without Ryan this season?
Blunt as we are up front, we'll never get anywhere without 2 more proper defenders in.
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Post by slother on Feb 6, 2016 15:55:07 GMT
Robert Huth is likely to be one of the highlights of the season for me.
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Post by slother on Feb 2, 2016 21:48:05 GMT
Something has happened between Diouf and Hughes. It simply must have. Maybe related to his compassionate leave he did something unforgivably unprofessional like give himself an extra week off? I'd love one of the "journalists" around the club to get to the bottom of it.
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Post by slother on Feb 2, 2016 21:31:40 GMT
Good to see us still trying at least Yes at least they're not all sat in the centre circle eating crisps.
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Post by slother on Feb 2, 2016 21:23:48 GMT
Croouch and Walters jump for the same ball then start squabbling. Why not change it? What in God's name is the point in persisting with it?
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Post by slother on Feb 2, 2016 21:18:42 GMT
Anyone jealous of Leicester, be honest... Is there a football fan in the country that isn't jealous of Leicester?
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Post by slother on Feb 2, 2016 21:18:11 GMT
Season not fucked up after one game, but I have to admit this has been a shit week and I'm wondering if MH ran over a black cat!!!! One game ???!!!! It's gone tits up since losing vs wBA Out of both cups in the same week Spanked by Leicester and manure Defence all over the place Whelan has had an incredible drop in form All of them unable to hit a fuckin barn door from 5 yards !! It is well and truly fucked up We've not got the squad size to get through all these games at anything approaching 100%. Tired legs, and in many cases, the wrong legs entirely.
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Post by slother on Feb 2, 2016 20:55:40 GMT
Seen their first again, what a cross that was Yeah first thought when it left his boot was "What a ball."
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Post by slother on Feb 2, 2016 20:53:28 GMT
Crouch off, Diouf on. Crouch doesn't look hungry anymore. Kind of going through the motions. Can hardly blame him. Has proved all he can. No questions left to answer.
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Post by slother on Feb 2, 2016 13:00:48 GMT
With Imbula alongside Whelan in midfield and Afellay in front of them, hopefully Bojan up top doesn't need to be a "false" 9 coming deep to pick up the ball. He'll turn into Aguero, basically.
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Post by slother on Feb 1, 2016 23:00:59 GMT
We found him in a club down in old Porto Where they eat sardines that taste just like John West tuna T-U-N-A tuna. He flew up to us, we put him in the midfield We asked him his name and he flashed us a smile that said Imbula Gianelli Imbula. Imbu-bu-bu-bula.
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Post by slother on Feb 1, 2016 22:40:48 GMT
We found him in a club down in old Porto Where they eat sardines that taste just like John West tuna T-U-N-A tuna. He flew up to us, we put him in the midfield We asked him his name and he flashed us a smile that said Imbula Gianelli Imbula. Imbu-bu-bu-bula.
We all know we're the world's most passionate fans But when he scored on his debut and he started to dance Oh my Imbula! Imbu-bu-bu-bula. Well we're not dumb but we can't understand How he can run a like Fuller but defend like Whelan Oh my Imbula! Imbu-bu-bu-bula. Gianelli Imbula.
When we make Champions League and dance all night Under the glare of these floodlights We'll pick him up along with Uncle Pete And say "look what you've done for my Stoke City!" Well we don't live the world's most fashionable life But when they watch him play, well they all fall for our Imbula Imbu-bu-bu-bula. Gianelli Imbula. Imbula. Imbu-bu-bu-bula. Gianelli Imbula. We're Stoke City. Give him the Ballon D'Or Give him another ten more Cos he plays for Stoke City The greatest football team the world has ever seen
And that's the way that I want it to stay I always want to see him play that's Imbula Imbu-bu-bu-bula. Square pegs round holes, round pegs square holes It was a mixed up muddled up shook up line up until Imbula Imbu-bu-bu-bula.
Well I left you just a week before But Stoke City are back so I'm back for more Imbula smiled when we first sang him this ditty He knows he got lucky when he signed for Stoke City
Well we're not the world's most glamorous club But we come from six towns and that's six times the love All fFor Imbula Imbu-bu-bu-bula. Gianelli Imbula. Imbula. Imbu-bu-bu-bula. Gianelli Imbula.
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Post by slother on Feb 1, 2016 22:35:44 GMT
Schlong!
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Post by slother on Feb 1, 2016 20:20:36 GMT
Would be nice to get another close look at someone else's prospect. Bit late, I suppose.
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Post by slother on Feb 1, 2016 20:04:59 GMT
Diouf out, Berahino in. C'mon fellas. Get it done.
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Post by slother on Feb 1, 2016 18:59:25 GMT
I ended up playing Crouch next to Shawcross on Football Manager. He did brilliantly.
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Post by slother on Feb 1, 2016 18:56:47 GMT
Thierry is no Quasimodo. It's a shame he's got to dash to a funeral in a bit.
EDIT Redknapp Phil Thompson and Le Tiss. Next. See? Perfect equality.
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Post by slother on Feb 1, 2016 18:54:15 GMT
Proper Striker. A predator Eidur Gudjohnson. Michael Owen. Robinho?
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Post by slother on Jan 31, 2016 16:11:12 GMT
It was always about the money as far as Begovic was concerned. He showed a total lack of ambition the day he signed for that shithouse of a football club. He's signs for the champions from Stoke and that shows a lack of ambition? What planet are you on? Sent from my Nexus 6P using proboards
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Post by slother on Jan 30, 2016 19:16:03 GMT
Like a goal you see in Lads n Dads.
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Post by slother on Jan 30, 2016 16:49:09 GMT
Happy birthday Peter Crouch. 45 35 today. My 19th birthday when he was born :P Happy birthday Northwich!
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Post by slother on Jan 30, 2016 16:44:03 GMT
2 for Berahino. Get him in Sparky.
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Post by slother on Jan 30, 2016 16:40:57 GMT
Happy birthday Peter Crouch. 45 35 today.
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Post by slother on Jan 30, 2016 15:40:58 GMT
Anyone give an update on how we are playing? Who looks good / bad Only radio transmission, we sound decent in attack but crap in midfield and defence. There is a text link either on this thread or the streaming one which might help. Which is what you'd expect, looking at the teamsheet.
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Post by slother on Jan 30, 2016 15:40:03 GMT
Hughes pushing the defensive line up. Forgetting whta Vardy did to Wilson last week? And fucking Blackburn in the FA Cup last year? Does he not realise Zaha and Campbell are pace merchants?
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