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Post by slother on Jun 17, 2016 19:20:14 GMT
Notice he totally dodged the question about if he'd like to manage this Spain team and moved straight onto set plays... He didn't dodge it they just muted the mics. Didn't you hear "pansy greasy haired tika-taka nancy boys..." before it went silent?
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Post by slother on Jun 15, 2016 19:23:09 GMT
He'll go to better than us. He's turned more than your head already this tourney.
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Post by slother on Jun 15, 2016 15:24:57 GMT
Sally.
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Post by slother on Jun 14, 2016 10:59:37 GMT
I would love to spend an hour inside Stephen Ireland's head.
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Post by slother on Jun 12, 2016 1:29:02 GMT
Probably the worst footballer I have ever seen. I wouldn't give him a game for Market Drayton's under 7s girls' team. There's no way he'd be eligible for selection.
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Post by slother on May 25, 2016 8:52:12 GMT
my favourite is "All Different Colours" by the Under 3s, but havent heard it sung at our place for a while:- Teale! Teale ! Vince overson was a steal I think we paid 50 p Great player for me one two three yessireeee! Duck egg blue Duck egg blue! One for me one for you Score a goal boogaloo! Taupe ! Taupe! When they play Stoke They don’t have a hope! But we play in red and white lets have a fight!! na na na (ooh) na na naaaa (there was another verse about Farrow and Ball but cant remember it) You. I like you.
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Post by slother on May 23, 2016 18:53:41 GMT
Another beauty, again not such an obvious player That's my favourite. Less of this: . More of this:
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Post by slother on May 23, 2016 18:48:56 GMT
You simply can't dislike the guy, cracking technique for someone so ungainly, then goes home and gets absolutely rat-arsed before slinging his love trumpet up Abbey Clancy's growler. What a fucking legend. Do you write the obituaries in the Daily Telegraph? You should.
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Post by slother on May 17, 2016 12:10:46 GMT
Being on last just means you don't have to wake up early for the Sunday morning repeat. Swings and roundabouts.
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Post by slother on May 17, 2016 5:53:22 GMT
Jesus I'd get some Dettol on that head. Goarn Andy!
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Post by slother on May 7, 2016 14:57:45 GMT
Favorite Stoke player of all time for me. I love that lad. Has a physique like me and bosses the Prem when he is on song. That sweet left for of his won my heart. When we play through him he pings that ball on a rope all over the pitch. Hope he ends up in Orlando after Stoke. With his range of passing he could play over here until he is 50. He'd be the Scottish Pirlo. More like the Scottish Pavarotti after a few American portions.
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Post by slother on May 7, 2016 14:53:12 GMT
One for the Dogs' Home eh Tone?
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Post by slother on May 7, 2016 14:50:54 GMT
That's actually how he puts it on Tinder.
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Post by slother on May 7, 2016 14:49:53 GMT
That man. What a career.
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Post by slother on May 6, 2016 8:12:50 GMT
The away kit leaves me cold but the home shirt is sexy as fuck. Love the underside of the collar. That should be a signature feature on all Stoke shirts forever.
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Dabbur
May 3, 2016 19:25:13 GMT
Post by slother on May 3, 2016 19:25:13 GMT
Worth a dabble?
EDIT: He's from Nazareth. Bloody hell. I know a bloke from there.
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Post by slother on May 2, 2016 22:05:27 GMT
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Post by slother on May 2, 2016 20:59:15 GMT
Thought JoeinOz might have been on this already... ;) Who might be good for a massive blart at the end of the season? There's some good contenders at the bottom of the Prem, with it being so tight. Perennial blarters Newcastle would be a pleasure to watch as usual... There might be an outside chance at the Middlesborough Brighton game - the losers get into the play-offs so not necessarily for that, but I could see a few long-in-the-tooth Brighton fans going for a joyous blart if they return to the top flight. However, with Spurs winning tonight and keeping the pressure on (bet it's gone quiet in Jamie Vardy's house) I got to thinking that if Leicester somehow manage to mess up these last couple of games, what an absolute festival of blarting would ensue... I want them to do it but that would be something to behold. Walkers could launch a new flavour of crisp, salted with Lineker's tears. Kyle Walker's Ready Salted
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Post by slother on May 2, 2016 20:55:21 GMT
What an achievement.
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Post by slother on Apr 30, 2016 22:09:15 GMT
Would be well worth picking up. English national capable of holding a starting place for free.
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Post by slother on Apr 30, 2016 19:30:40 GMT
Doesn't change what I said but am willing to concede you might be right! Funnily enough it is the conclusion I have come to, however he is far to injury prone for a long term solution. Yep, he's a busted flush.
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Post by slother on Apr 30, 2016 19:30:03 GMT
We normally have the sprinklers on before the match and at half time but they weren't on today. Probably to stop those cyclists getting wet. Still didn't stop some players from falling over and slipping. Is it soil underneath or clay? It's more or less sand with the grasses a modern pitch uses. Arnie spoilt a clear cut chance early on in the game by falling over. But then there's no beaches in Austria.
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Post by slother on Apr 30, 2016 19:27:11 GMT
Muniesa is awful. Lovely. But awful. He really isn't. He's our 2nd best CB! Doesn't change what I said but am willing to concede you might be right!
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Post by slother on Apr 30, 2016 19:26:29 GMT
He's only 23 remember. Plenty of time to improve the mental side of his game. Fantastic prospect. Could easily keep his berth on the Stoke City team sheet for the next ten years.
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Post by slother on Apr 30, 2016 19:07:47 GMT
Yes but he put the wrong man next to Shawcross. Geoff did play very well until the penalty but when we finally have the chance to use our best CB partnership (Shawcross + Muniesa) why don't we use it? Muniesa is awful. Lovely. But awful.
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Post by slother on Apr 26, 2016 12:42:28 GMT
Afellay.
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Post by slother on Apr 21, 2016 18:10:27 GMT
There's no way Arnie has shown enough this season to be worthy of a Champions League club, at least not one paying English wages. I think he'll extend here to be honest. Cheeky bastard.
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Post by slother on Apr 10, 2016 16:30:25 GMT
Has Crouch got another season on his contract after this one?
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Post by slother on Apr 10, 2016 15:19:17 GMT
Get down the wing and cross to Crouch. Unfortunately we've only got one winger.
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Post by slother on Apr 10, 2016 11:04:48 GMT
You're all cunts.
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