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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2016 22:57:48 GMT
Needs its own thread...because this song is absolutely brilliant!
To the tune of 'Lola'
We signed him from a club down in Portugal, where they drink sangria and his mansion had a swimming pool-a, p-o-o-l, pool-a. He walked up to me and said he's from France, I asked him his name and in his dark brown voice he said Imbula Giannelli Imbula!
Credits to Steinoisgod in the main transfer thread, but this can't be missed. In the concourse at old trafford tomorrow, deserves to be tried!
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Post by slother on Feb 1, 2016 23:00:59 GMT
We found him in a club down in old Porto Where they eat sardines that taste just like John West tuna T-U-N-A tuna. He flew up to us, we put him in the midfield We asked him his name and he flashed us a smile that said Imbula Gianelli Imbula. Imbu-bu-bu-bula.
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Post by gogogadget on Feb 1, 2016 23:01:20 GMT
Oh ah imbula oh a imbula
Simple one
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Post by Deleted on Feb 1, 2016 23:02:26 GMT
Der der der der imbula
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Post by swampySCFC on Feb 1, 2016 23:05:01 GMT
In fairness it needs to be simple given the current offerings
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Post by scottzbj on Feb 1, 2016 23:05:50 GMT
Lion Sleeps Tonight - "Oh Imbula, Oh Imbula, Oh Imbula, oh Imbula, Giaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnelllllllllllllliiiiiiii Imbula, (oh Imbula, oh Imbula) &c
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Post by wardrobe monster on Feb 1, 2016 23:08:45 GMT
To the Um Bongo advert...
Imbula, Imbula, we've spent a load of moolah
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Post by Batfink on Feb 1, 2016 23:09:12 GMT
Who's the leader of the club That's made for you and me I - M - B - U - L - A playing for stoke city Hey! there, Hi! there, Ho! there You're as welcome as can be I - M - B - U - L - A playing for stoke city
Imbula!
Imbula!
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Post by stokiecam99 on Feb 1, 2016 23:11:00 GMT
We've got a diamond called Imbula A potter thats from Portugal He plays alongside glenny Whelan Together at SCFC
And when you're in the stripes You bring us all delight Imbula is a potter threw and threw!
Or
Oooooh Imbula is a potter He comes from Portugal He chose the might potters, over arsenal He looked at Arsene Wegner, and told him he was shite We watch him pass the ball in the might red and white!
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Post by Skankmonkey on Feb 1, 2016 23:11:23 GMT
I can hear it now...
"More than our ground, more than our ground, Gianelli Imbula, he cost more than our ground"
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Post by bunnyscfc on Feb 1, 2016 23:15:55 GMT
mbula... Woaah. Imbula... Woaah. Was Wanted by the Shit, He cost more than the Brit
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Post by Batfink on Feb 1, 2016 23:19:44 GMT
Imbula, fuck yeah! Comin' again to save the mother fuckin' day yeah! Imbula, fuck yeah! Stoke City is the only way yeah!
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Post by paulinespens on Feb 1, 2016 23:21:35 GMT
He's worth 10 times more than vale.imbula He's worth 10 times more than vale.Imbula Oh he's worth ten times,worth 10 times, Worth 10 times more Vale. Imbula,Imbula,Imbula, Imbula,
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Post by ashleyscfc on Feb 1, 2016 23:22:56 GMT
Tweaked it a bit
Who's the leader on the pitch He plays for you and me I - M - B - U - L - A . Plays for Stoke City Loudest fans, in the land Since Eighteen Sixty Three I - M - B - U - L - A . Plays for Stoke City
Imbulaaaaa!
Imbulaaaaa!
Forever let us hold the City, High High High!
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Post by paulinespens on Feb 1, 2016 23:27:02 GMT
Tweaked it a bit Who's the leader on the pitch He plays for you and me I - M - B - U - L - A . Plays for Stoke City Loudest fans, in the land Since Eighteen Sixty Three I - M - B - U - L - A . Plays for Stoke City Imbulaaaaa! Imbulaaaaa! Forever let us hold the City, High High High! We cant have a song that comes from micky mouse club for fucks sake. Leave that shit to the Bozlem lot.
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Post by nottspotter on Feb 1, 2016 23:29:43 GMT
To the 'Pizza Hut' song
Imbula, Imbula, Bojan, shaqiri and Arnautovic!
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Post by clarkeda on Feb 1, 2016 23:31:09 GMT
He's a Frenchman, A mighty Frenchman, His name is Imbula I like that
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Post by danceswithclams on Feb 1, 2016 23:31:37 GMT
Courtesy of myself and danceswithclamsStructure amended: Imbula imbula, his cock is like a ruler, He rarely has an off day unlike that Ferris Bueller, Imbula Imbula, his cock is like a ruler, He's whiter than Jon Walters but don't let his colour fool ya, Imbula Imbula, his cock is like a ruler, No tattoos like Arnautovic but he's infinitely cooler, Imbula Imbula his cock is like a ruler, When he goes the pub with Mark E Smith he has a game of pool-ah... Tune - Umbongo advert theme
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Post by toppercorner on Feb 1, 2016 23:35:45 GMT
to soon to nickname him 'Geno'?
dexy's would then be an obvious choice, no?
i'm good with tunes, not words, can someone else think of that?
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Post by djduncanjames on Feb 1, 2016 23:46:10 GMT
His Name's Imbula He plays for City he wears the red and white with pride and takes defenders in his stride He plays with Bojan Arnie and Xherdan He came from Portugal But now he's here to score a goal... I tried it to LOLA like the OP suggested. EDIT: I did copa cabana i guess LOLA is in there
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Post by badger1863 on Feb 1, 2016 23:50:15 GMT
She walked up to me and asked me to dance, I said fuck off Vale I'm from France, My name is imbula, la la la imbula.
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Post by scfcwebby on Feb 2, 2016 0:25:50 GMT
His Name's Imbula He plays for City he wears the red and white with pride and takes defenders in his stride He plays with Bojan Arnie and Xherdan He came from Portugal But now he's here to score a goal... I tried it to LOLA like the OP suggested. EDIT: I did copa cabana i guess LOLA is in there Same as me mate, I have been trying to fit them bastard words into Copa Cabana all fucking night
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Post by fiddlerx on Feb 2, 2016 1:07:20 GMT
You can't stop it, you can't stop stop Imbula You can't stop it, you can't stop stop Imbula Don't you know you've got me mesmerized With the ball I always fantasize Don't stop Imbula 'cause you tend to loose I can tell you disapprove You can't stop it, you can't stop stop Imbula You can't stop it, you can't stop stop Imbula
Yarbrough & Peoples - Don't Stop The Music
Try to sing it and you can't stop key to a song! ????????
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Post by stokeramblers on Feb 2, 2016 1:10:56 GMT
Tweaked it a bit Who's the leader on the pitch He plays for you and me I - M - B - U - L - A . Plays for Stoke City Loudest fans, in the land Since Eighteen Sixty Three I - M - B - U - L - A . Plays for Stoke City Imbulaaaaa! Imbulaaaaa! Forever let us hold the City, High High High! We cant have a song that comes from micky mouse club for fucks sake. Leave that shit to the Bozlem lot. It was good in Full Metal Jacket though.... I like it.
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Post by mattythestokie on Feb 2, 2016 1:13:07 GMT
He's a Frenchman, A mighty Frenchman, His name is Imbula That's my vote.
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Post by roostershair on Feb 2, 2016 2:19:57 GMT
How about, "For he's a jolly good fellow?"
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Feb 2, 2016 6:46:09 GMT
Imbula, he makes us happy. Imbula, makes us feel fine. Imbula when the game is open. Imbula all the fucking time.
(Tequila)
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Post by Waggy on Feb 2, 2016 6:55:45 GMT
He's a Frenchman, A mighty Frenchman, His name is Imbula That's my vote. Why not make our own song up
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Post by Deleted on Feb 2, 2016 7:03:40 GMT
Why not make our own song up Because apparently anything remotely good quickly becomes "too hard for our fans" to remember the words
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Post by tim270866 on Feb 2, 2016 7:20:25 GMT
He s worth more than the vale He s worth more than the vaaaaale Gianelli imbula He s worth more than the vale
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