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Post by cooper67 on Mar 3, 2018 2:28:19 GMT
Not a Stoke game-but Gillingham v Burnley when Adrian Heath was their manager.
The wind was wipping in and I hadn't taken my hat or gloves-thankfully one of my mates lent me his scarf that I wrapped round my head,or else I'm sure I would have died.
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Post by cooper67 on Mar 3, 2018 1:52:52 GMT
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 27, 2018 23:19:21 GMT
Shawcross and BMI for me.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 27, 2018 21:55:26 GMT
Peter Shelton - utterly miserable knob Who?
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 27, 2018 2:29:46 GMT
I'm filling up here, Coop! It's like the old joke Tricky.
A bloke is drinking in a pub and after every pint he takes out a photo and looks at it.Then puts it back in his wallet.
After 8 pints he shudders-puts the photo back in his wallet and says to the barman he's had enough.
The barman-How do you know you've had enough?
The customer-The photo is my wife-and once I start finding her attractive I know I've had too many!!
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 27, 2018 0:01:21 GMT
I think you should also be grabbing your hat,suitcase and anything else you can carry after that!
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 26, 2018 23:58:21 GMT
Sol Campbell the gift that keeps on giving Thats me, right? Feckin hell thegift. At least some people like Sol Campbell!!!
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 26, 2018 21:41:04 GMT
I could see all the Grammar Nazis having wine amongst themselves and not associating with the plebs drinking Ale, sticking their noses up at us Are there any women at all in the pub? Oh, yes. All getting nicer and nicer as the night goes on. Those were the days.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 26, 2018 3:12:56 GMT
That might just save us.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 26, 2018 0:59:14 GMT
I guess our wretched goal difference (-26), awful form (1 win in 9) and brutal run in (4 Big 6'ers) are doing us no favours. Because we have only 1 point fewer than Palace and Southampton yet are 2x and 3x respectively more likely to go down. We have to put together 2 good results back to back, win/draw or better still win/win, that would change everything. Trouble is I think I am right in saying we haven't won 2 consecutive matches all season?! No we haven't won 2 consecutive games in the league this season Gods. We've won 6 all season. But some posters reckon we will win 3 or 4 of our next 10!
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 25, 2018 23:02:03 GMT
Unfortunately you are now just a number.
Even if you were the greatest member of staff ever-you will be forgotten in a week.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 25, 2018 22:52:12 GMT
Will be interesting over the next 12 rounds of matches to see how the markets move. So here are Bet365 faves with 12 games remaining. Huddersfield 4/7 West Brom 8/13 Swansea 6/5 Stoke 6/4 Newcastle 2/1 Brighton 3/1 Southampton, West Ham and Palace all 6/1. Interesingly though, Bournemouth 40/1. Had we beat the diving twats we'd only be 1 point behind them. This really demonstrates the size of our task, and how fatal losing to our rivals is... Will update weekly... Our odds getting worse. Still 1/8 WBA Stoke 10/11. Swans 11/8 Udders 9/4 Palace 9/4 Saints 7/2.... Saints seems generous... Probably because they are playing us next?
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 25, 2018 22:41:51 GMT
Yes.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 25, 2018 22:40:25 GMT
Greenhoff and Stein.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 25, 2018 17:02:38 GMT
So we have won 6 games all season-but you reckon we will win 4 of the last 10! I'll have a pint of what you've been on. I think we are capable of beating Southampton and Everton, but we are masters of calamity at the moment and seem great at rescuing defeat from the jaws of victory. Watched Everton today, and they looked pretty dire, in fairness. Do you think we are down, Coop? I do fear the worst. A point at Soton would be good and then hope we can beat Everton who are dire at the moment. I think it will go down to the last game.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 25, 2018 2:06:58 GMT
RIP.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 25, 2018 2:01:56 GMT
We've won 1 in the last 9 and that included a plethora of easy home games. There is no way we will win 2 of the next 3, not an earthly. 4 wins and a draw by my reckoning. Think we could do that especially we can fluke one of the wins. Emirates anyone? So we have won 6 games all season-but you reckon we will win 4 of the last 10! I'll have a pint of what you've been on.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 24, 2018 3:35:39 GMT
Haven't seen it on here.
Whether you agreed with his believes is neither here nor there.
RIP.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 23, 2018 23:50:22 GMT
2 if it's breakfast.
3 later in the day.
Also 1 with butter on it if I'm in a hurry.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 23, 2018 4:56:37 GMT
No.
Next you will be asking us to click our fingers rather than clap.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 23, 2018 1:12:08 GMT
Who were the 9 players that found out through the media that the club didn't want them?
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 22, 2018 20:06:29 GMT
All of the above please. Oh, and one more, Butland suddenly realizes he has to prove he is worth a place in the England team and is infused with the spirit of Gordon Banks resulting in not another goal being scored against us to the end of the season. Doesn't poor Gordon have to be dead before his spirit can be infused into somebody else??
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 21, 2018 3:46:19 GMT
No mate. It was an educated guess. I just put 2 and 2 together because he's Ray Reardon's son and his first name is Darren. Similarly, Brooklyn Beckham is named Brooklyn and he is also David Beckham's son. Joe is Shangs a bit special??
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 21, 2018 1:25:36 GMT
The problem with a lot of the repairs is that they aren't done properly.
I live on a main road and a couple of years ago we had 2 potholes open up right outside the house.
One was filled in as it was.The other had 2 blokes cut the hole into a square and then fill it in and seal the edges.
One is still fine the other lasted about 4 weeks. I'll let you guess which lasted longest.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 20, 2018 1:57:03 GMT
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 18, 2018 19:49:41 GMT
When asked for a comment Dolores said "It had been 2 hours since my last f*****g burger and I couldn't get my f*****g mobility scooter out of the drive" Shouldn't it be a KFC?
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 18, 2018 3:38:12 GMT
There was a bit the other week in the papers about under 20 year old's playing in the top 5 divisions in Europe and the Championship.
Guess who had played most games??
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 17, 2018 23:30:58 GMT
He was just as good last season-it's just that he's moved forward more from left back.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 17, 2018 16:46:57 GMT
The best thing he can do is stay with Fulham.
He will learn far more playing proper nogger than this under-23's crap.
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 17, 2018 12:30:00 GMT
Think lightbourne also made debut that night ? Not opened link The article says Dean Crowe: "Lightbourne had just joined from Coventry for £500,000 and told the Sentinel: “I am in good shape. My aim is to score enough goals to keep Stoke in Division One.” He cried off with flu two hours before kick-off and Chris Kamara’s fifth winless game in charge ended in a 0-0 draw. Dean Crowe, making his first start, hit the post." It was Crowe's 1st start for us but not his debut.He had come on as a sub a couple of times before.
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