wapiti
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Post by wapiti on Feb 23, 2018 1:11:38 GMT
Usually I wouldn't be in favor of doing so but anything to keep Stoke UP!!!!!! Anyone else trying this approach?
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Post by kustokie on Feb 23, 2018 1:48:34 GMT
Usually I wouldn't be in favor of doing so but anything to keep Stoke UP!!!!!! Anyone else trying this approach? I’m game. Not sure my arm will stretch that far. |
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Feb 23, 2018 2:08:09 GMT
Cripes, do you really think a kumbaya moment has been reached?
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Post by cooper67 on Feb 23, 2018 4:56:37 GMT
No.
Next you will be asking us to click our fingers rather than clap.
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Post by blackpoolred on Feb 23, 2018 5:41:51 GMT
It has gone beyond holding hands and is now a Uri Geller moment  Crystals at the ready folks |
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Post by ohbottom on Feb 23, 2018 7:44:54 GMT
We could try sacrificing a goat.
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Post by bathstoke on Feb 23, 2018 8:02:59 GMT
We could try sacrificing a goat. I want Leslie sacrificed on the centre spot before ko |
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Post by Stokiedokie on Feb 23, 2018 8:04:51 GMT
Mindless optimism served me well throughout the wilderness years. I'm glad to welcome back an old friend- we'll be fine!
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Post by bathstoke on Feb 23, 2018 8:16:03 GMT
St Jude is the Patron saint of lost causes. Can anyone change the words to Hey Jude.? For a new chant. Hey Paul, don't be afraid. Take a $#!te team & make it better... |
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Post by pyrus on Feb 23, 2018 8:23:00 GMT
It used to be possible to pay monks to say mass in perpetuity, in order to elevate your soul out of purgatory and into heaven. Our task is not really anything of that magnitude. Is there some kind of sliding scale? Perhaps we could slip a few quid to a novice priest to whistle Delilah and thereby secure our Premiership survival
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Post by wuzza on Feb 23, 2018 8:23:10 GMT
Did they include a small chapel when they built Clayton Woods?
I think we are entering a period again where this is going to be the most useful training facility for any management team!
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Feb 23, 2018 8:33:19 GMT
Did they include a small chapel when they built Clayton Woods? I think we are entering a period again where this is going to be the most useful training facility for any management team! Think so. It's near the shallow grave someone dug around 2008 where a Muller sales rep is buried after a misunderstanding involving the phrase 'Feel Fuller For Longer'. |
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Post by elystokie on Feb 23, 2018 9:55:13 GMT
St Jude is the Patron saint of lost causes. Can anyone change the words to Hey Jude.? For a new chant. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah Hey, hey, hey Stoke City Sung regularly on the Boothen many moons ago. |
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Post by alster on Feb 23, 2018 10:03:13 GMT
Wow no fucking way! I want Stoke to stay up but not that much can’t think of two things I hate more religion and touching people or them touching me. I’ll just stick to hoping for the best and fearing the worst.
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Post by alster on Feb 23, 2018 10:07:38 GMT
We could try sacrificing a goat. Can I have the goat when you’ve finished sacrificing it you shouldn’t kill things unless you intended to eat them and I’m quite partial to a bit of goat. |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 23, 2018 10:11:19 GMT
A Churchill style speach in the dressing room before KO.
We will fight them on the Beaches,Grass,all weather pitches,where ever,just go out there and get the 3 fucking pts.
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Post by ohbottom on Feb 23, 2018 10:23:38 GMT
We could try sacrificing a goat. Can I have the goat when you’ve finished sacrificing it you shouldn’t kill things unless you intended to eat them and I’m quite partial to a bit of goat. Obviously to get the most out of the ritual we'd need to rip it apart with our bare hands and eat it raw. High Priest McPaul should swallow the eyeballs whole. The bones should be fashioned into an idol so hideous that all who behold it hide their eyes from its unspeakable horror. Nothing will be wasted. This is how we secure the blessing of The Ancient Gods. |
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Post by Billy the kid on Feb 23, 2018 10:29:13 GMT
What has the poor goat done to get whacked?
Plenty of useless fuckers that should get whacked first imo. Mix it up a bit maybe the ancient gods got board of goats and that why ancient civilisations faltered, just a thought.
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Post by owdestokie on Feb 23, 2018 11:09:49 GMT
If I can wear gloves or gel my hands after
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2018 11:30:09 GMT
It used to be possible to pay monks to say mass in perpetuity, in order to elevate your soul out of purgatory and into heaven. Our task is not really anything of that magnitude. Is there some kind of sliding scale? Perhaps we could slip a few quid to a novice priest to whistle Delilah and thereby secure our Premiership survival Can we just go on a crusade instead, perhaps take control of Rhyl Beach or Blackpool.  |
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wapiti
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Post by wapiti on Feb 24, 2018 1:51:02 GMT
Om Mane Padme Hum.........I'm not limiting my desperation to the CofE or the Bloody Romans......Allah Ahkbar.......Praise Jay-sus-ah.......please lead us, O Lord, from the Valley of Darkness and into the vale of Light......Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................
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Post by tomcmod on Feb 24, 2018 3:19:04 GMT
St Jude is the Patron saint of lost causes. Can anyone change the words to Hey Jude.? For a new chant. Hey Paul, don't be afraid. Take a $#!te team & make it better... Using the verse leading to the chorus.. Hey Paul, it can't get worse, Take a poor team and make it better, Remember you need to play Tyrese, And don't let Adam take the Peno, Peno, Peno, Peno, Peno, Peno.... Ohh |
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Post by Mendicant on Feb 24, 2018 3:31:08 GMT
Om Mane Padme Hum.........I'm not limiting my desperation to the CofE or the Bloody Romans......Allah Ahkbar.......Praise Jay-sus-ah.......please lead us, O Lord, from the Valley of Darkness and into the vale of Light......Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......................... At this rate we'll be playing at the Valley but hopefully not the Vale. |
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Post by northstaffycher on Feb 24, 2018 7:50:45 GMT
We need a prediction from Paul the Octpus. It’s THAT serious! Maybe for those not going to the game if we all placed our hands on the wireless just before kick-off? 🤔 Tuned into radio Stoke, of course, not Magic Fm...although? 🤔
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Post by cotswoldstokie on Feb 24, 2018 8:08:53 GMT
St Jude is the Patron saint of lost causes. Can anyone change the words to Hey Jude.? For a new chant. Hey ‘God’ take a sad team and make it better ...repeat to fade |
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Post by Waggy on Feb 24, 2018 8:28:15 GMT
Usually I wouldn't be in favor of doing so but anything to keep Stoke UP!!!!!! Anyone else trying this approach? I would like to put my hands on all of yours to stay up. |
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Post by wagsastokie on Feb 24, 2018 9:03:41 GMT
St Jude is the Patron saint of lost causes. Can anyone change the words to Hey Jude.? For a new chant. Had a dog named after st Jude loved him to bits but god he was bloody useless Couldn’t guard a garden shed and used to even lay down to eat and pissed like a bitch |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 24, 2018 9:24:22 GMT
Players holding hands!
It's a slap around the head or a kick up the arse they need.
If they are not man enough to even take that,what use will they be a a relegation dog fight?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2018 9:32:08 GMT
We need a prediction from Paul the Octpus. It’s THAT serious! Maybe for those not going to the game if we all placed our hands on the wireless just before kick-off? 🤔 Tuned into radio Stoke, of course, not Magic Fm...although? 🤔 Sorry to break it to you but he has been dead for 7.5 years. RIP. |
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Post by northstaffycher on Feb 26, 2018 13:11:33 GMT
We need a prediction from Paul the Octpus. It’s THAT serious! Maybe for those not going to the game if we all placed our hands on the wireless just before kick-off? 🤔 Tuned into radio Stoke, of course, not Magic Fm...although? 🤔 Sorry to break it to you but he has been dead for 7.5 years. RIP. Nooo! Not Paul? He was one of the good guys. RIP my Cephalopoda friend. |
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