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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 7, 2012 8:15:53 GMT
Salad is food for bunny rabbits NOT humans. Maybe thats why i am a fat contented bastard. ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 30, 2012 23:13:44 GMT
"Gorgeous George" Galloway is a latter day Lord Haw-Haw, he should be as MumF says put up against a wall and shot the Jock cunt. He got voted in by an Asian majority as he is anti Israeli. Well he has your vote now so you fuckwits wunna see him again in Bradford as he will be off on his paid travels.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 24, 2012 9:32:33 GMT
Hit it with a hammer if it dunna work then it proves its fucked.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 24, 2012 7:18:25 GMT
Get the bus its quicker, fuck that walking lark Porky. ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 22, 2012 8:27:15 GMT
I am going to Majorca in Dune. ;D
Where you going in Dune. ???
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 22, 2012 8:25:17 GMT
United for me, Citeh backing down to that no necked dwarf Tevez the ****, and i agree i personally hate those Bin dipping scummers Liverpool.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 21, 2012 14:25:57 GMT
I bet he fanny is like a Maori's hut.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 20, 2012 7:26:59 GMT
Pissed mesen watching that bollocks. 6 fingered retards. ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 17, 2012 5:59:38 GMT
Man sits next to a bloke with a dog on a plane and asks is he a guide dog? No i'm a drugs officer, he's a sniffer dog, watch this and says to the dog 'Search' The dog goes off, comes back and puts one paw on his lap. 'Heroin' the guy says and makes a note of the passanger. The dog comes back again and puts two paws on his lap. 'Coke' the guy says. The dog comes back again and SHITS all over the seat. What the fuck does that mean? The man asks. "He's found a fucking bomb".... ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 15, 2012 9:51:30 GMT
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 11, 2012 20:26:23 GMT
They all look the same.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 10, 2012 1:21:19 GMT
Fuckin hell Staffie mar lady was off colour this wick and i had to as her how many sugars i had me in tea. Nightmare mate.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 9, 2012 10:56:54 GMT
His owd dear.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 5, 2012 19:23:43 GMT
For US led Air attacks on Syria who next fucking Iran.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 5, 2012 19:22:48 GMT
Tenerife, nice weather and cheap.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 2, 2012 9:21:18 GMT
I was working by Tower Bridge in London, Butlers Wharf. We had just knocked off work to watch the game in a local Pub.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 1, 2012 14:56:47 GMT
If you are flying longhaul like i did when i went to NZ i checked this out, you put in the Air company (Air NZ) you are flying with and it tells where the plave place to sit in. IT warns you where the Kids are sitting. www.seatguru.com/
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 1, 2012 11:33:40 GMT
Those fucking immibirds should fuck off back to their own Country....Not enough perches or statues for the local birds to shit on here.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 1, 2012 8:54:17 GMT
Will there room to house his new Senorita in Cheshire. ???
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 1, 2012 8:52:25 GMT
He wasn't a randy scouse git but he'll be ok in heaven as he was a beleiver. Rest in Peace Davy and thanks for the memories of your songs and great TV shows. He was a born and bred Manc. ???
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Post by Arthurdollar on Mar 1, 2012 7:32:53 GMT
I always thought my name was Piss Off cos i used to say Daaaaaaaaaaadddddcan i have, and he answer Piss Off.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Feb 29, 2012 11:29:04 GMT
Vale fan gives one of their Directors a right round of fucks last night.
;D ;D ;D
Classic.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Feb 29, 2012 11:25:52 GMT
2pm
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Post by Arthurdollar on Feb 29, 2012 6:18:41 GMT
His distaught wife has just appealed for his return on the 6am RS bulletin. Totally out of character by all accounts, get thee sen wom son.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Feb 29, 2012 6:10:42 GMT
Vale fear being closed down as they cannot afford to pay the administrators. Someone with a bit of dosh better step in sooner than later. I don't want Vale to go out of existance personally.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Feb 27, 2012 10:43:31 GMT
I took my Nephew for the same reason. I suggest you put your application in and then go down to the Keyside and go in the Maritime Museum or the Beatles Centre as they are next door to each other. A good way of spending time as you wait.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Feb 25, 2012 12:55:25 GMT
Ken Goodwin classic.
I went to the Doctors and i told him i felt like a set of curtains.
He told me to go home and pull myself together.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Feb 24, 2012 5:12:22 GMT
500 went to Kaiserlauten and 2000 went to Ajax in the 70s, so yes.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Feb 23, 2012 15:02:27 GMT
Cowboys.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Feb 23, 2012 12:47:26 GMT
Its been stated after a post mortem on Frank he died by chocking on an unspecified food item.
I think its a cracker.
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