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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 19, 2011 0:01:18 GMT
Happy birthday King Ricky, I bet your still out partying..... No doubt you will wont be posting your shenanigan's on the pissed up thread later.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 18, 2011 23:36:57 GMT
apologies if already posted.... no need to apologise!
;D brilliant!
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Kebabs
Apr 17, 2011 1:13:58 GMT
Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 17, 2011 1:13:58 GMT
Disaster........... I cannot believe that I've spent £5 on a monster kebab and I'm struggling to finish the fucker. Maybe I can warm it up for breakfast.. . THe Rupeyal in Stoke have been far too generous tonight.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 17, 2011 1:00:03 GMT
mumf is a sad attention seeker who is best ignored, however for some strange reason.... on this occasion I am not ignoring him/her/it. So kindly go and fuck yourself (again) Mumfy, lots of love from Me.....
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 16, 2011 12:12:17 GMT
Weirdo animal sexism freaks are great.... Go and live in a zoo. Lifetime of animal sex fun...
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 16, 2011 0:57:39 GMT
I fucking hate Sheldon, never once responded to my posts, ok so he is more of a legend than ilford Dave will ever be but Zeibart; now there is a super cool dude. when I started a Thursday night joke thread on a Wednesday and I got comments like 'fuck off you turd, the joke isn't funny and it's not even Thursday for another 24 hours you prick, go and die a painful death NOW.... ' and that was one of the nice comments (thank-you Admin.). Well Zeibart didn't take the piss, he was far too cool to disrespect another poster. He showed restraint and didn't post. He's obviously a man of style. Happy Birthday Mr. Z.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 15, 2011 19:24:36 GMT
ooooo, what a tease.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 15, 2011 19:04:22 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 15, 2011 19:02:17 GMT
Also fantastic work by Neoisd!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 15, 2011 18:59:49 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 15, 2011 18:37:26 GMT
"Of course, it could all be scurrilous gossip with no foundation whatsover. Watch this space." Keep watching this space though Finastokie^^^
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 14, 2011 20:09:48 GMT
indeed, fantastic little program!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 12, 2011 13:43:13 GMT
Actually just wet myself. My favourite musician of all time. yeah, mine too, he's a fantastic piano player.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 11, 2011 23:41:28 GMT
I'm taking a brown seeded You could take someones eye out with those seeds... wouldn't a soft white bloomer and strawberry jam be more appropriate? would be good to see some nice baps as well!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 9, 2011 1:08:47 GMT
German people are ok..........
and Nena could have me anytime. Never met an arrogant German but met loads of Russian nobheaders
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 8, 2011 11:08:18 GMT
;D
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 4, 2011 11:23:49 GMT
Sign of poverty coming back... ten years ago how many did you see out totting, not many I think quite a few of the rag and bone men have changed careers slightly from doing rubbish removals. Due to the high charges of dumping rubbish (licences,certificates and fees), no one wants that service any more. So collecting scrap is their best way of earning a living. I've used a couple of rag and bone men in the last couple of years. One removed my old washing machine saving me £20 and the other guy shifted a load of rusty metal from my allotment, which saved me a big job.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 4, 2011 0:44:47 GMT
Lads I got cunted by accident sounds like a good accident to have!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 4, 2011 0:33:50 GMT
Why yes it is, I love this stuff and Stella 4% lately. Yeah that's right, weaker versions of other beers. Not even arsed. If you like the taste drink it. Who gives a fuck how strong a beer is so long as it's enjoyable.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 4, 2011 0:25:58 GMT
Has anybody else tried that Budweiser '66? Got 10 bottles for £6 before and it's delicious Never tried it but I imagine it's better than Britvic 55. had all sorts of weird stuff tonight. Blackberry Porter was interesting and fruity, finished off with some quality cider. thats two of my five fruit n veg a day already. I'm such a healthy bastard!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 3, 2011 21:00:23 GMT
There was a Mr Softie round our way who had a heart attack in his van on his route and died. didn't his cousin Mr. Stiffy take over after that?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 3, 2011 20:03:25 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 3, 2011 19:37:47 GMT
Was going to mention Joan Jett, Alannah Miles and the chick from Lacuna Coil but.....
Beth Hart, her name sounds familiar but can't say I'd really heard of her before now. Fantastic choice there Pretzel! Just spent the last 30 mins or so watching Youtube videos of her. Brilliant voice, plays piano and guitar (plus great tits too)!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 3, 2011 14:09:30 GMT
Couldn't you write it about Danny Pugh?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 3, 2011 14:04:07 GMT
Indeed it is. Although it will be closed in less than one hour as it's Sunday.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 2, 2011 21:33:23 GMT
theres already been a thread on the vote a while back im voting no..... if it helps i remember grange hill telling me " just say NO!" I'll vote yes then ;D Wouldn't want to read the opinionated political un-objective bollocks that gets spouted on here, I'll go elsewhere for information, ta.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 2, 2011 21:09:57 GMT
Thursday 5th May is the day for the referendum.
Don't know a great deal about it but will be reading up on it before then.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 2, 2011 20:47:08 GMT
Banana bread beer on draft tonight.............. oh yes! anyhow up early for work before the match. Goodnight you drunken motherflippers. Holy fuck!!! Where can you get that on draft.Please spill the beans!! Wetherspoons have a beer festival on at the moment. It was on at Stoke spoons last night. They have probably sold out by now. £1.99 a pint for their festival ales.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 2, 2011 20:02:45 GMT
anyone else having this ? making a call saying " error in network " My Orange phone has been picking up a great T Mobile signal all day.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 2, 2011 18:21:33 GMT
Welcome back Ilford Dave/Coates Out2/Ilford Dave again/Codcamper
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