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Post by Time4aPINT on May 27, 2009 22:02:15 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 27, 2009 21:57:06 GMT
Rescued this thread from halfway down page three, everyone must have turned gay. This is such a stunning photograph... I hope it's acceptable Sal.
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 27, 2009 21:51:22 GMT
And to celebrate finally reaching 2500 posts, here's Elisha Cuthbert.
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 27, 2009 21:36:39 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 27, 2009 21:35:06 GMT
Eh up Meggsy and a big hello everyone! HELLOJust a quick visit tonight. Two more early starts to do then the weekend off! I'll leave Gordon Ramsey on guard tonight to swear at any creatures of the night who want to 'av a go'. www.gordonramsayswearsatyou.com/
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 24, 2009 23:41:05 GMT
Fucking hell fire.. I totally forgot about this Clodgewhap - EPIC A-ha, the old 'I forgot about that' excuse for being wank ;D Unfortunately I only came third in my works league, missing out on £120 first prize. Guess I'll have to make do with £20 for third. Could have been worse. fourth place gets the grand total of fuck all!
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 24, 2009 23:31:56 GMT
Been on noon shifts all weekend and decided to stay in after work tonight to watch Match of the Day and laugh at the Newcastle fans crying. Got the day off tomorrow before back in on the early shifts on Tuesday.
noticed one bloke on the way home bouncing off walls and lamp posts as he wobbled down the street. He'd obviously had a good day ;D
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 24, 2009 21:41:19 GMT
Get yourself a pair of football boots for on grass to see if it makes a difference. As it's the end of the football season expect some very cheap prices as sports shops like to get rid of 'winter' stock.
Practice on grass to get used to the different speed and bounce of the ball. Just watch out for dog shit.
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 24, 2009 21:32:19 GMT
Great effort Sega MegaDave. You are officially better that West Brom.
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 24, 2009 21:24:43 GMT
Good Evening 9 to 5ers. Just thought I'd pop along to post the Final League Table. Oatcake 9-5ers (Rank: 58,944 / 140,860) 1 Time4aPINT FC Roger Harrison 56 1928 2 PremierLeaguePotters Tom Beech 33 1824 3 GORDON CITY liam KAYE 37 1766 4 Minniehaha ellen garside 41 1753 5 salop's sticks al horrigan 41 1721 6 Ilford's Dreamers David Richards 27 1716 7 Clodgewhap United Greg Evans 44 1686 8 Knowlesey's Boys James Knowles 55 1675 9 Pottering Through Matt Young 50 1671 10 Multiple Scorgasms Dominic Smith 36 1660 11 Stoke City F.C. Matt Morris 38 1618 12 Bickerton Heroes James Bickerton 20 1580 13 Columbine Harvesters Sid Denwood 25 1534 14 Rhodesy's Rangers Alex Rhodes 38 1523 15 Nobbys Nuts Mark Sandbach 38 1495 16 FC Dynamo Potters Jay Wakefield 41 1471 17 FC Bargain Bin Matthew Peart 38 1455 18 Chumsloppers Sega MegaDave 44 1367 19 Livin la vida loca laura hardy 28 1260 looks like the Nightwatchmen kicked your asses! ;D
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 23, 2009 1:42:52 GMT
Nobby cheers, you've got me back into the clicking habit. You don't need to have bosoms yourself to contribute, moobs qualify too ;D Not got proper moobs yet, but a few more kebabs and maybe.... I'll let you have a feel if you like Sal. but as a lover of boobs - I'm clicking everyday. This thread keeps reminding me. I've not got a lot of spare cash but this is free! click on the adverts as well! i normally have a perv. on the lingerie site
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 23, 2009 1:24:33 GMT
The Vicar69dude would like this one..... he has a thing for the ladies in glasses.............
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 23, 2009 1:21:55 GMT
vitamins A, B and C in that lot!
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 23, 2009 1:15:23 GMT
Anything fromm a site called Vikki-blows must be good............. so here we go, forgot the" img" shit that's the reason for the edit......... I'm sober though. Honest!!
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 23, 2009 1:09:24 GMT
p.s
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 23, 2009 1:07:08 GMT
Fear not.... I am here!!!! pissed as a cunt and fucked up a chance with a slightly large but sexy lady.................... She is the one missing out, I'm gonna find The Mens health thread and get some vitamins.... on guard tonight is............... a kick ass chainsaw too protect your family from gay ninja kick ass zombies.. peace and love. luv Pinty. x
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 21, 2009 23:23:09 GMT
hello boys Hi! just a quick visit again tonight. On guard tonight (as previously seen on the old thread) is Harry 'the Hatchet' Hamster. He's one mean muthafucka.
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 19, 2009 22:38:49 GMT
Stop fucking moaning and post something amusing or interesting for a change then. That hurt deep man! You're a Watchman, you'll get over it. Have a drink - it's my round. signing out.
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 19, 2009 22:33:50 GMT
A very quick visit for me tonight, it's three nights in a row without beer now! Back to work tomorrow after a few days off, so that's likely to drive me back to the drink. I'm not posting anything smutty tonight, so here is a picture of a couple of tree trunks. goodnight
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 19, 2009 1:10:01 GMT
they are fantastic Sam. I might have to steal them
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 19, 2009 0:50:57 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 19, 2009 0:48:22 GMT
Outstanding work Vicar! here are my healthy offerings for tonight.
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 19, 2009 0:44:29 GMT
on guard tonight is Jabba the Hutt.
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 18, 2009 22:10:06 GMT
i'd like to thank you all for getting me through those long nights. I'd have slept a lot more and got sacked rather than laid off. Our pleasure!
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 18, 2009 22:08:14 GMT
Eh-up Pedro! Sounds like you are a busy man.
This is the second night in a row where I've decided not to go to the pub. Might have a few hands of online poker, it must be over a month since I last played. Might be back later.
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 18, 2009 12:18:26 GMT
The original had history behind it, it had momentum... After it got deleted, it was like... I dunno, Wimbledon fans starting again as MK Dons. I don't think we ever replaced Pedro. He spend half the night posting on here instead of doing his work at JCB. We are all too busy to post every night. Maybe we need some new signings ;D What pisses me off is South Cheshire Stokie with seven posts in three months coming on here moaning about it being a chore. If it bothers him so much then he should do something about it. If it doesn't bother him then why is he moaning? Perhaps the old wallpaper will make this place feel more like home. Might be back later.
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 17, 2009 23:09:20 GMT
signing in and out. is it me, or is this becoming more of a chore than a laugh that it was before? Stop fucking moaning and post something amusing or interesting for a change then.
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 17, 2009 2:04:54 GMT
on guard tonight is an Iraqi mobile scud missile launcher. byeeeee! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 17, 2009 1:55:42 GMT
good health all, there's tonights offering. They are twins!
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Post by Time4aPINT on May 17, 2009 1:31:32 GMT
Hostng a poker night round mine , i'm out third fucking hand, pissed off! try using marked cards next time.
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