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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 2, 2011 18:18:01 GMT
"Kinkier than your Mum"
"Untie me now, please"
"I love banging fatties"
"Sorry about the mess"
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 2, 2011 17:27:03 GMT
Was expecting that to be shite but it's actually quite good. Will download it later.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 2, 2011 1:17:22 GMT
;D She was a hard one to pin down though, I told her to stop struggling because as already stated - I was rather tired. In the end it was best to flop my hard bloody penis out onto her face and it shut her up and made her co-operate. All in all another great nights work. Indeed indeed ;D She is now in the freezer! Well most of her, i'm eating her toes I give you a fiver for her left nipple.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 2, 2011 1:15:11 GMT
Banana bread beer on draft tonight.............. oh yes! anyhow up early for work before the match. Goodnight you drunken motherflippers.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 1, 2011 18:48:38 GMT
Stoke is really a good night now. I may venture down tomorrow to see if there is a repeat You're right, the local chavs are too busy falling out with eachother to be a problem to anyone else and there is a good choice of decent pubs. and Penkhull Young Boys ;D
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 1, 2011 17:52:45 GMT
Went the Sutherland Arms the other week and there was 2 gangs battling outside on a Friday night. Stoke v Trent Vale I think. It was really amusing yeah, sadly that's an average Friday night in Stoke, it's just like a retarded version of the Bronx, New York. Not a fan of people kicking the shit out of each other but it is very comical at times.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 1, 2011 17:44:35 GMT
there was the TVLC (Trent Valley Looney Crew) around Stoke/Trent Vale many moons ago. Nowadays I'm not sure the local "junior apprentice hard bastard wanna be gangstas" are clever enough to think of a name for their gangs.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 31, 2011 21:39:56 GMT
The council had signs up all over the place last year to commemorate the city's centenary, that was about as far as the celebrations went.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 30, 2011 20:13:54 GMT
Not sure whether to use Uncle A's text as a reply or to just answer as I was going to with "yep!"
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 30, 2011 20:11:55 GMT
Fuckin' hell, that is quality.
the last text I got just said "pub?"
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 30, 2011 18:07:49 GMT
I'm pissed pretty much every night of the week, never bothered to look at this thread though. Is it any good? Dunno, this is the first time I've been on here sober.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 30, 2011 18:05:38 GMT
I've just opened a bottle of makers mark in memory of me gran. She popped her clogs today at the ripe old age of 92. It may be a little early to post on this thread.. but I may be a little "emotional" later! enjoy the drink and remember the good times, RIP your Gran.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 29, 2011 23:00:47 GMT
Love the way the Sun have to have a picture of Hitler in the article just in case their thicko readership don't know what he looked like.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 29, 2011 0:19:46 GMT
I once knew quite a fit Jewess. Was she a princess?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 28, 2011 22:07:23 GMT
Pastrami is excellent stuff, a good invention by the Jews as a substitute for ham.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 28, 2011 18:17:41 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 28, 2011 12:21:44 GMT
Just found someone's spamming via my hotmail account, apologies to anyone who's got a spam email apparently from me.... anyone else had the same problem?? Had a spam problem with a Yahoo mail account, changed my password and not had any problems since.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 28, 2011 12:17:14 GMT
Not interested in spunking away £350 on a bloody phone but here's a pound sign for you to copy and paste Squeekster.
£
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 28, 2011 0:35:51 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 28, 2011 0:20:11 GMT
Wickes is cheap or maybe B&Q.
there is a place in Stoke town called Dirty Dicks that is supposed to be good for kitchens, they come with monkey AIDS for free.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 28, 2011 0:03:45 GMT
there is some decent screwing going on there...
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 27, 2011 18:11:42 GMT
You can get on here. Just realised google maps is a bit shit for canals.... nearer Stoke than Fenton but it's not raining so enjoy the walk, just bosh ST4 4HW into google maps.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 27, 2011 17:58:28 GMT
google maps?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 26, 2011 20:16:04 GMT
Can be very entertaining but only in small doses. No matter how clever or amusing the words are there is only so much shouting into the microphone that I can take.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 23, 2011 1:18:58 GMT
Fluvax Vivaxim Durokal Mencevax Rabipur Havrix Guess what all these protect you against? Monkey AIDs?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 22, 2011 22:03:11 GMT
bread bread whos gonna buy my bread? what sorts have you got?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 22, 2011 21:07:04 GMT
I like a nice fresh crusty roll for dunking in chicken soup. Also like a proper loaf of Hovis:
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 22, 2011 14:33:07 GMT
You CUNT!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 22, 2011 1:16:57 GMT
First song is utter dog shit and the second one isn't great but I've heard a lot worse.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 22, 2011 1:04:53 GMT
English, Scottish, Irish (not sure if she was Northern Irish or Republic) and Welsh (but not yours Boother)......... Would love to get with a black or Asian girl or two though.
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