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Post by sirpineapple89 on Apr 8, 2011 10:49:28 GMT
Putting my erect penis into bag of cashews. She said, "You're fucking nuts, you are!."
I've been Pineapple. Thanks for reading.
*When I say just, I don't mean just as I'm at work, but you know what I mean.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 8, 2011 11:02:52 GMT
Caught the bus to work this morning and this fit bird offered to give me a blow job for a fiver. Couldn't believe my luck.
Once she'd finished she wiped her mouth and lit a cigarette.
I was disgusted.
Punchline in white below to avoid offence to the cunts: -
I mean, who sells cigarette's to a 12 year old.
* This is a joke
** Or is it
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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 8, 2011 11:08:18 GMT
 ;D
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Apr 8, 2011 11:08:28 GMT
Caught the bus to work this morning and this fit bird offered to give me a blow job for a fiver. Couldn't believe my luck. Once she'd finished she wiped her mouth and lit a cigarette. I was disgusted. Punchline in white below to avoid offence to the cunts: - I mean, who sells cigarette's to a 12 year old.
* This is a joke
** Or is it ;D ;D ;D Oh dear. Bought myself a can of Lynx Africa the other day. I always wondered what AIDS, famine and civil war smelt like. |
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Post by Dr Oetcake on Apr 8, 2011 12:51:47 GMT
Q - Doctor Doctor, I think Im a pair of curtains
A - Why, has John Terry just wiped his cock on you?
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