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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 29, 2012 15:51:48 GMT
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 22, 2012 10:14:11 GMT
Its got be Sunday mornining in my house. I wake up i can feel the turtles head appearing but i walk a hundred yards to my local Newsagents and pick up my papers, i walk the the hundred yards back with my cheeks clenched and then i very slowly make my way up the wooden hill to the bog and then i sit down on the throne and shit for England.
As i am reading the sports pages and smell the aroma of mix of shit and newly printed newspaper, a really nice combination. I just thought i would share it with you. ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 22, 2012 8:17:46 GMT
Any builders out there who could give a ballpark figure for a terraced house loft conversion? No stairs, just a pull-down ladder thingy, boarded out and power points/lights and a bit of double glazing type skylight and obviously make it habitable for my stepson (hes getting on me nerves and we need to banish him up the loft!!) As said, just want a roundabout figure so can weigh up my options for the lad! Just kill him and bury him in the garden, its a lot cheaper.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 18, 2012 8:44:14 GMT
Easy weld that little hole up re-float it, it will be back cruising next week, no problem, easy peasy.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 16, 2012 7:16:50 GMT
News just emerging the daft Iti Skipper and his crew were waving goodbye to a retired shipmate on shore. Trouble being they were 4 miles off Course. Fucking Iti's.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 14, 2012 11:38:51 GMT
Women drivers.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 11, 2012 3:29:49 GMT
Porthill....
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 9, 2012 6:31:36 GMT
Thanks for your sound advice.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 8, 2012 19:01:33 GMT
I watched the football today both games. And now her indoors is watching that fuckin Prancing on Ice shit. In the week i dunna give a fuck as she watches ALL of the soaps. He escuse is i have hogged the box all day, but she was cleaning and cooking all afternoon so it should not have affected her. If i kill her now what would the penalty be as my defense would be tonights telly shit. Please say Probation tops. ???
Thanks in advance.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 8, 2012 17:35:36 GMT
R.I.P. Young Liam.........
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 7, 2012 16:50:49 GMT
"Liverpool FC are frantically searching for the man who racially abused Tom Adeyemi so they can get his name printed on the t-shirts in time for their next match at Anfield."
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 3, 2012 15:49:28 GMT
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 29, 2011 9:32:06 GMT
All those rehearsed crying gooks.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 22, 2011 14:35:30 GMT
Have you made a Will, it dunna sound good.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 20, 2011 10:02:27 GMT
Im off to Menorca in couple weeks Yes Menorca in January. I take it you are taking to the ski slopes M'lud. ???
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 19, 2011 18:03:41 GMT
There was a local connection as his last victim, Leslie Whittle, was found murdered in Kidsgrove. Yes Whittles Coaches of Kidderminster. Her body was found hanging by a wire in a drainage shaft at Bathpool.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 19, 2011 5:38:00 GMT
Years ago I'm pretty sure that wrights bakery was next to Hanley Cemetary, and thats when they were nice! Its since they moved that they've been crap! Now how scary is that thought!!! Funny you should say that i found more than one finger in me owd meat and tator pie in the 70s, fair enough they did not affect the taste of the pie once you had picked them out, but as you say worrying. ???
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 18, 2011 5:54:14 GMT
Would you shag her Sausage. ???
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 13, 2011 6:00:27 GMT
Shut up and go back to sleep. ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 12, 2011 9:08:08 GMT
Who won i bet it was those Lucky Taxi drivers. maybe 7-0.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 9, 2011 10:30:43 GMT
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 9, 2011 6:59:39 GMT
Abbreviation.
L B F M
Lttle Brown Fucking Machines.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 7, 2011 17:15:43 GMT
UK customs.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 6, 2011 17:26:15 GMT
I was hoping for at least 10% benefit increase, fuck me what are Goverment doing with all your taxes. Fags and beer are costing me a fucking fortune. I should be able to show them my benefits book and maybe they could excempt me and other doleys from tax of me booze and baccy. Dunna get me started on beer and paying for taxi's.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 6, 2011 15:11:28 GMT
How the fuck could you work in readymix, you would get stuck.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 5, 2011 20:28:01 GMT
I was a miner (faceworker) for over 20 years and those clips and a few of the old faces like (Joe Wills) bring back memories some bad but genually great ones. Thanks for that.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 5, 2011 14:57:39 GMT
Hard work shifting furniture about and when Xmas and the Sales are gone they will fuck you off.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 5, 2011 9:10:30 GMT
The Weston Coyneys Arms is after a chef! What a chip Chef.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 2, 2011 12:55:23 GMT
the fans are going to write to newcastle-u-lyme mp paul farrelly? wtf i thought vale was in boslem or have they moved to a ground more in keeping with their status i.e. lyme valley!!! still at least work is progressing on the statue for the legendary phil sproson. i have heard that nelson mandella is flying in to reveal such a prestigous statue, he will be closely followed by david becham & sepp blatter and that other deluded fucker cameron. comedy gold Do mean ROY Sproson. Potteries Legend. Respect where its due Worstgolfer.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Dec 2, 2011 10:37:16 GMT
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