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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 8, 2012 19:01:33 GMT
I watched the football today both games. And now her indoors is watching that fuckin Prancing on Ice shit. In the week i dunna give a fuck as she watches ALL of the soaps. He escuse is i have hogged the box all day, but she was cleaning and cooking all afternoon so it should not have affected her. If i kill her now what would the penalty be as my defense would be tonights telly shit. Please say Probation tops. ???
Thanks in advance.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 8, 2012 20:51:36 GMT
Just get a good lawyer and plead "Learning Difficulties" such as grammar, spelling and sentence construction. You may even get conditional discharge. ;D
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Post by localloser on Jan 8, 2012 22:52:53 GMT
Just get a good lawyer and plead "Learning Difficulties" such as grammar, spelling and sentence construction. You may even get conditional discharge. ;D Conditional discharge - a sticky deposit (John Cooper Clarke)
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Post by swampySCFC on Jan 9, 2012 0:20:55 GMT
go the pub you thick cunter
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Post by santy on Jan 9, 2012 2:08:55 GMT
I watched the football today both games. And now her indoors is watching that fuckin Prancing on Ice shit. In the week i dunna give a fuck as she watches ALL of the soaps. He escuse is i have hogged the box all day, but she was cleaning and cooking all afternoon so it should not have affected her. If i kill her now what would the penalty be as my defense would be tonights telly shit. Please say Probation tops. ??? Thanks in advance. The best argument is that in your cultural upbringing of [insert house/street here] it was a sign of respect to murder your wife and that it was meant to be a compliment not a malicious act. If the sentence only extends to 8 sky covered games you'd be out within a week.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 9, 2012 6:31:36 GMT
Thanks for your sound advice.
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Post by elystokie on Jan 9, 2012 13:50:58 GMT
First thing you need to do is buy a pig....
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