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Post by Arthurdollar on Jan 22, 2012 10:14:11 GMT
Its got be Sunday mornining in my house. I wake up i can feel the turtles head appearing but i walk a hundred yards to my local Newsagents and pick up my papers, i walk the the hundred yards back with my cheeks clenched and then i very slowly make my way up the wooden hill to the bog and then i sit down on the throne and shit for England.
As i am reading the sports pages and smell the aroma of mix of shit and newly printed newspaper, a really nice combination. I just thought i would share it with you. ;D
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Post by slicko on Jan 22, 2012 10:42:48 GMT
I refuse to get dragged in to talking about your toilet unpleasantries....
Forwards or backerds?
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Post by jonah77 on Jan 22, 2012 12:32:34 GMT
i have one every weekday morning at 9.30,just as i arrive at work,regular as clockwork.
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Post by 'i'mnaked' on Jan 22, 2012 15:38:27 GMT
Its got be Sunday mornining in my house. I wake up i can feel the turtles head appearing but i walk a hundred yards to my local Newsagents and pick up my papers, i walk the the hundred yards back with my cheeks clenched and then i very slowly make my way up the wooden hill to the bog and then i sit down on the throne and shit for England. As i am reading the sports pages and smell the aroma of mix of shit and newly printed newspaper, a really nice combination. I just thought i would share it with you. ;D Weirdo. |
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Post by Rick Oshea on Jan 22, 2012 19:10:25 GMT
sometimes i have one when im bored
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Post by Dr Oetcake on Jan 23, 2012 10:30:22 GMT
Picture or it didnt happen.
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Post by steve66 on Jan 23, 2012 10:35:03 GMT
Shit bin!
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 23, 2012 11:10:21 GMT
FFS Mate,there must be more to talk about, living where you do than your bowel functions. ;D
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Post by ihaveadream on Jan 23, 2012 14:00:46 GMT
Winny The
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Post by philm87 on Jan 23, 2012 18:58:23 GMT
This is a great thread IMHO
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Post by spunkbubble on Jan 23, 2012 23:20:22 GMT
Nothing better than having a huge shit at work. Gets you away from the desk and you're getting paid to push the world out of your arse, brilliant!!
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Post by redsaturday on Jan 24, 2012 7:19:03 GMT
I hate the feeling of other people knowing I'm taking a shit, or walking in the bog when some one is coming out of the cubicle when they've just done a shit.
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Post by Ryan_Shawjosh on Jan 24, 2012 9:00:22 GMT
Its got be Sunday mornining in my house. I wake up i can feel the turtles head appearing but i walk a hundred yards to my local Newsagents and pick up my papers, i walk the the hundred yards back with my cheeks clenched and then i very slowly make my way up the wooden hill to the bog and then i sit down on the throne and shit for England. As i am reading the sports pages and smell the aroma of mix of shit and newly printed newspaper, a really nice combination. I just thought i would share it with you. ;D Not a fan of Sunday morning shits anymore. When I was playing Sunday league football there was nothing better than having a pre-match poo. It really gave me a chance to get myself really psyched up for playing. I then broke my leg and since then they've been nothing more than an alcohol induced snake of a dump that quite frankly a dog would turn their noses at. |
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Post by jonah77 on Jan 24, 2012 12:09:48 GMT
I hate the feeling of other people knowing I'm taking a shit, or walking in the bog when some one is coming out of the cubicle when they've just done a shit. i don't like it at work'when i go for a dump and someones been in before me and the seats still warm. |
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Post by localloser on Jan 24, 2012 12:33:52 GMT
Nothing better than having a huge shit at work. Gets you away from the desk and you're getting paid to push the world out of your arse, brilliant!! I've just had my third dump of the day and it's only 12.30 ;D ;D |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 24, 2012 13:01:35 GMT
Nothing better than having a huge shit at work. Gets you away from the desk and you're getting paid to push the world out of your arse, brilliant!! I've just had my third dump of the day and it's only 12.30 ;D ;D It would seem your full of shit.  |
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Post by localloser on Jan 24, 2012 13:02:22 GMT
I've just had my third dump of the day and it's only 12.30 ;D ;D It would seem your full of shit. Not any more buddy  |
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Post by Ryan_Shawjosh on Jan 24, 2012 13:28:15 GMT
I've just had my third dump of the day and it's only 12.30 ;D ;D It would seem your full of shit. Oh localloser (Oh localloser), Is full of shit (is full of shit), Oh localloser is full of shit, He's full of shit, shit and more shit, Oh localloser is full of shit. |
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Post by localloser on Jan 24, 2012 13:32:14 GMT
It would seem your full of shit. Oh localloser (Oh localloser), Is full of shit (is full of shit), Oh localloser is full of shit, He's full of shit, shit and more shit, Oh localloser is full of shit. Cheers, Ryan. I feel both humble and honoured to have my own song! ;D ;D |
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Post by Ryan_Shawjosh on Jan 24, 2012 13:51:59 GMT
Oh localloser (Oh localloser), Is full of shit (is full of shit), Oh localloser is full of shit, He's full of shit, shit and more shit, Oh localloser is full of shit. Cheers, Ryan. I feel both humble and honoured to have my own song! ;D ;D The joy of the song is that once you've emptied yourself of all the evil you can simply change "is" to "was". |
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Post by localloser on Jan 24, 2012 13:59:18 GMT
Indeed. It is a work of genius. Take a bow my son!
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