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Post by tayterz on Apr 29, 2013 19:29:53 GMT
I've been told excessive masterbation can cause blindness, I can't say who told me this but he was a Wolves fan with a white stick and labrador I know from personal experience that this is incorrect. I'll explain more when the time is right. Ahh dd you used to live in Wolverhampton then?
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Post by tayterz on Apr 29, 2013 18:33:31 GMT
I've been told excessive masterbation can cause blindness, I can't say who told me this but he was a Wolves fan with a white stick and labrador
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Post by tayterz on Apr 27, 2013 19:54:29 GMT
And me ones most happy and in an advanced state of refreshment Oysters and Champers of course M'Lord, methinks the good Lady Eff had better watch out tonight (or the chambermaids) (or is it the stable boy)!
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Post by tayterz on Apr 27, 2013 19:47:08 GMT
Aye it'll be like "Deliverance" on acid, plenty o "sister fancying" drinking your own urine and a burnin of a straw effigy outside the Red Lion in Boslum )
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Post by tayterz on Apr 27, 2013 19:30:14 GMT
Dopey popey scores a hat trick and dooms them to league 2 on the last day of the season -priceless
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Post by tayterz on Apr 27, 2013 19:22:06 GMT
Saturday 10th October, league one, Wanky Wanderers -v- Port Vile what a soap dodging knuckle scraping inbred retard festival that will be......
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Post by tayterz on Apr 27, 2013 18:08:07 GMT
At 6-0 down against the bin dippers without luis the vampire you wouldn't bet against it just now!
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Post by tayterz on Apr 27, 2013 18:02:00 GMT
Mmmmmm Mr Kiplings cakes........
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Post by tayterz on Apr 27, 2013 11:41:50 GMT
:An absolute pi$$er m'lord I can only doff me cloth cap and tug me forelock a classic thread
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Post by tayterz on Apr 24, 2013 19:11:39 GMT
Er should these flags have the words "Pulis Out" on them m'lad?
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Post by tayterz on Apr 13, 2013 8:35:08 GMT
Just read this thread on me iPad , went to have a peek on the stokeinal and another page had opened up that "up for it " one. It,s happened before so c'mon admin get it sorted
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Post by tayterz on Apr 12, 2013 20:14:30 GMT
It's that gypsies fault that cursed the club when the builders of the old Viccy ground moved her caravans on "Right Ho grandma can yer move yer van, goats n chickens on a bit luv we're building a footy ground here" "Aye no problem lads would buy some lucky heather or a few o deese pegs? Then?" " no ta luv, dunner need none" "We'll I hope her feckin fingers fester you get 10 cancers, yer children are born blind and ya poxy footy club get a manger that continually puts Glenda the crab on the pitch" .
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Post by tayterz on Apr 12, 2013 17:43:08 GMT
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Post by tayterz on Apr 8, 2013 19:37:16 GMT
ManUre should romp this game and hopefully Alex the red nosed reindeer will field his youth team on Sunday and with Pulis having a change of heart Ickle Michael will start and so will bang in a swansong hat trick..........and then me alarm went off
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Post by tayterz on Feb 27, 2013 20:10:25 GMT
John Porkins illegitimate son?
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Post by tayterz on Feb 27, 2013 13:49:53 GMT
Even now one of the best Stoke days ever, I was 18 at the time, I remember running out of the ground after the game punching the air singing "Alan Durbans Red n white army" and ran headlong into a Notts copper, I had clearly winded him and I apologised and he just said "it's ok son just make sure you give them bast**ds a beating next season" as he nodded towards the Forest City Ground!
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Post by tayterz on Feb 19, 2013 21:52:19 GMT
Tomorrow's daily fail.. "It could all have been so different if that dirty bar steward Shawcross hadn't have broke our Ramsey's leg" etc etc
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Post by tayterz on Feb 12, 2013 19:51:03 GMT
Supersize v super skinny is on C4 or there's always Benidorm ER on C5.........
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Post by tayterz on Feb 7, 2013 22:25:14 GMT
We might see butlland earlier than expected if he can play at left back!
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Post by tayterz on Feb 7, 2013 22:22:15 GMT
Nah never been in there happily I've had the misfortune to drive past there in the summer and seen a couple of the great unwashed in their "ABC Minolta copiers" shirts stood outside abusing passers by ;D
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Post by tayterz on Feb 7, 2013 22:16:34 GMT
And simmo
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Post by tayterz on Feb 7, 2013 22:14:11 GMT
Welcome wummington, "My calculations have taken into account that 13% of the city supports the vile" I think I'd like to see these calculations! I will accept the possibility that 13% of those in the bar of the vine pub in Hamil road might just support them!
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Post by tayterz on Feb 7, 2013 22:05:00 GMT
I fondly remember Roger clearing the ball off the line (the bloody halfway line that is!) he played further up the pitch than most of our forwards do now
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Post by tayterz on Feb 7, 2013 20:53:27 GMT
Aye panda I think you're right which means he's ahead of Ronaldo in TP's book then!
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Post by tayterz on Feb 7, 2013 20:48:33 GMT
Yes but could he play at left back.?
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Post by tayterz on Feb 7, 2013 20:43:25 GMT
Pi$$er ;D
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Post by tayterz on Feb 7, 2013 20:39:14 GMT
Yes but does the memory lapse go back as far as Roger "mad dog" Jones ;D
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Post by tayterz on Oct 14, 2012 19:21:52 GMT
Millwall - Peter Sweeney...
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Post by tayterz on Oct 14, 2012 13:22:00 GMT
I heard somewhere that he locked the keys to his club provided car in the boot when he did one!
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Post by tayterz on Oct 14, 2012 9:31:39 GMT
That we haven't bought a player from following on from same thread on the prem. I can't think we've hd anyone from MK Dons, Peterborough or Bournemouth at random?
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