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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 26, 2013 15:05:14 GMT
In the transfer window you need to strengthen the full back and wing positions where do you invest your owners money.
A. You buy an unproven yank
B. you panic buy a centre forward and a midfielder for 16 million quid
C. You reject the chance to sign a centre forward with a very troublesome knee who then goes on to play for the European champions.
D. You do indeed sign the players that your squad is screaming out for and then play them in the rightful positions.
Your team need to win a relegation 6 pointer. What team or tac tics do you choose
A. You pick a team that works hard but lacks skill and creativity
B. you play players out of position and hope for one lucky sight of goal
C. You pick the same side that hasn't won for 5 games
D. You play your best team of players in the right position.
Your centre half gets the ball on the edge of your own area. What do you instruct him to do?
A. Hoof it as high and as far as he can
B. hoof it out for a throw in
C. Try to hoof it to the lone centre forward
D. Control the ball then pass it to an available mid field player.
Your star centre forward needs some words of encouragement. You shout.
A. Come on John
B. Run John
C Press John
D. Get stripped off Michael I' ll throw you on for the last five.
You go 1-0 up in the first 15 minutes what do you tell your team to do?
A. Park the bus
B. Play a passing game to starve the opposition of the ball
C. Keep attacking and try to capitalise on the early goal
D. You try to hold on for the remaining 75 minutes
Your side are losing by the odd goal (1-0) with 15 minutes to go. What actions do you take.
A. You sub a centre forward for a defensive midfielder and try to hold on to just 1-0 for the goal difference.
B. you carry on with same long ball tac tics that have bought very little reward for most of the game
C. You bring on a winger but take off your tallest centre forward.
D . You throw caution to the wind, go all out attack in an attempt to rescue something from the game.
You've lost and at the post match "presser" you tell the interviewer.
A. Ahh we were unlucky Nige
B. We were the best team for most of the game apart from when they scored there 4 goals
C. We should of had 2 penalties, 2 of there goals were off side and the other was hand ball.
D. I have taken the club as far as I can so I think it's time to resign.
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Post by leicspotter on Apr 26, 2013 15:10:19 GMT
For a peer of the realm your grammar and spelling is appalling!  |
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Post by yankiegeoff on Apr 26, 2013 15:11:39 GMT
A
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Do I win?
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 26, 2013 15:20:29 GMT
No cap and trackie for you my good man. |
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Post by mightymike on Apr 26, 2013 15:23:41 GMT
If I was manager I wouldn't share my plans the night before a game  |
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Post by Ryan_Shawjosh on Apr 26, 2013 15:31:12 GMT
Mightymike doesn't fall for your trick questions.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 26, 2013 15:51:10 GMT
For a peer of the realm your grammar and spelling is appalling! Is this an English class or is this a football forum?  |
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Post by lostinafrenchbar on Apr 26, 2013 16:21:24 GMT
For a peer of the realm your grammar and spelling is appalling! Is this an English class or is this a football forum? The upper classes have always had trouble with proper education, whether in english grammar or football |
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Post by PerCyfilth ....Captains Log on Apr 26, 2013 18:18:57 GMT
Is this an English class or is this a football forum? The upper classes have always had trouble with proper education, whether in english grammar or football Too busy buttering each others arseholes and buggering each other....  |
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 26, 2013 18:22:56 GMT
The gentry don't indulge in poofery my good fellow
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Post by PerCyfilth ....Captains Log on Apr 26, 2013 18:57:37 GMT
The gentry don't indulge in poofery my good fellow Its quite clear you never went to boarding school dear fellow...  Its part of the curriculum.. |
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 26, 2013 18:59:23 GMT
Quite my good man
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Post by swampySCFC on Apr 26, 2013 21:27:13 GMT
In the transfer window you need to strengthen the full back and wing positions where do you invest your owners money. A. You buy an unproven yank B. you panic buy a centre forward and a midfielder for 16 million quid C. You reject the chance to sign a centre forward with a very troublesome knee who then goes on to play for the European champions. D. You do indeed sign the players that your squad is screaming out for and then play them in the rightful positions. Your team need to win a relegation 6 pointer. What team or tac tics do you choose A. You pick a team that works hard but lacks skill and creativity B. you play players out of position and hope for one lucky sight of goal C. You pick the same side that hasn't won for 5 games D. You play your best team of players in the right position. Your centre half gets the ball on the edge of your own area. What do you instruct him to do? A. Hoof it as high and as far as he can B. hoof it out for a throw in C. Try to hoof it to the lone centre forward D. Control the ball then pass it to an available mid field player. Your star centre forward needs some words of encouragement. You shout. A. Come on John B. Run John C Press John D. Get stripped off Michael I' ll throw you on for the last five. You go 1-0 up in the first 15 minutes what do you tell your team to do? A. Park the bus B. Play a passing game to starve the opposition of the ball C. Keep attacking and try to capitalise on the early goal D. You try to hold on for the remaining 75 minutes Your side are losing by the odd goal (1-0) with 15 minutes to go. What actions do you take. A. You sub a centre forward for a defensive midfielder and try to hold on to just 1-0 for the goal difference. B. you carry on with same long ball tac tics that have bought very little reward for most of the game C. You bring on a winger but take off your tallest centre forward. D . You throw caution to the wind, go all out attack in an attempt to rescue something from the game. You've lost and at the post match "presser" you tell the interviewer. A. Ahh we were unlucky Nige B. We were the best team for most of the game apart from when they scored there 4 goals C. We should of had 2 penalties, 2 of there goals were off side and the other was hand ball. D. I have taken the club as far as I can so I think it's time to resign. You wait for the barrier to come down on your fuckin head and knock some sense in to you |
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Post by kiwistokie on Apr 27, 2013 0:05:07 GMT
To taxin a question, bloody hell multi choice with no time to consult anyone.
Hmm what the hell, stick to the same plan , as everyone already knows it. Easy.
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Post by scfcbiancorossi on Apr 27, 2013 0:08:21 GMT
This is a great thread that deserves far more recognition.
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Post by metalhead on Apr 27, 2013 0:11:58 GMT
You being sarcastic? This is another thread pointing out the already well documented flaws in our current team + management. Just because it's been laid out like a quiz for kids doesn't mean it's a 'great' thread.
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Post by riproaring on Apr 27, 2013 0:55:54 GMT
Too much time on your hands lord to write all that shite
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Post by scfcbiancorossi on Apr 27, 2013 1:00:45 GMT
You being sarcastic? This is another thread pointing out the already well documented flaws in our current team + management. Just because it's been laid out like a quiz for kids doesn't mean it's a 'great' thread. Its a world class thread. |
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Apr 27, 2013 1:55:46 GMT
Tonight mostly E's.
But banking on Charlie putting in an appearance tomorrow, especially after Harry last week.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 27, 2013 5:04:00 GMT
You being sarcastic? This is another thread pointing out the already well documented flaws in our current team + management. Just because it's been laid out like a quiz for kids doesn't mean it's a 'great' thread. Its a world class thread. World class  |
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Junglist
Youth Player
When it's time.....I will shut you down
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Post by Junglist on Apr 27, 2013 5:46:25 GMT
Possibly the greatest thread in history of the internet messageboard.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 27, 2013 6:03:30 GMT
Possibly the greatest thread in history of the internet messageboard. Why thank you old boy. I rather thought it was pretty nifty my self.  |
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Junglist
Youth Player
When it's time.....I will shut you down
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Post by Junglist on Apr 27, 2013 6:07:06 GMT
One can only assume you were up all night constructing the delicately posed questions M'lord?
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 27, 2013 6:35:13 GMT
Such taxing questions do take rather a lot of thought.
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Junglist
Youth Player
When it's time.....I will shut you down
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Post by Junglist on Apr 27, 2013 6:37:22 GMT
Indeed i'm surprised that one has the stamina to attend a football match after such exertions.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 27, 2013 6:54:45 GMT
One always finds the time for football. The thinking of such questions only takes its toll on ones mental state. ones physical state is first class. One hasn't the foggiest what state mentally or Physically one will be in come five fifty this afternoon
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Post by salopstick on Apr 27, 2013 6:56:53 GMT
Thing is as you were reading that you ALL could hear him in your head saying we were unlucky nige.
Great post eff
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Apr 27, 2013 10:13:19 GMT
Thing is as you were reading that you ALL could hear him in your head saying we were unlucky nige. Great post eff Thank you Salop |
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Post by boskampsflaps on Apr 27, 2013 11:18:58 GMT
Zzzzzzzzz
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tayterz
Academy Starlet
Me Owd Tayter...
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Post by tayterz on Apr 27, 2013 11:41:50 GMT
:An absolute pi$$er m'lord I can only doff me cloth cap and tug me forelock a classic thread   |
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Its part of the curriculum..
