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Post by wrighter on Apr 17, 2020 6:39:16 GMT
Kevin Pressman [GK] he was pretty shit too
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Post by slicko on Apr 17, 2020 6:41:51 GMT
Stick Diego Arismendi and Maurice Edu on that list.
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Post by wrighter on Apr 17, 2020 7:01:30 GMT
No mention of Brett Williams ? The piece of shit we had on loan from Forest Worst player ive ever seen in a Stoke shirt Remember at Fratton Park, he was........ sorry, words fail me
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Post by lordb on Apr 17, 2020 7:02:15 GMT
Has everyone forgotten that John Clark existed (perhaps as some sort of coping mechanism)? He'd make the bench
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 17, 2020 7:35:12 GMT
Argue all you want about other players but Mike McDonald should be in goal! Steve Bould was a pretty shit left back!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2020 8:04:20 GMT
Brian Horne one of the long line of shocking loan keepers we had. Had one thing to do in a game at Chester and punched thin air costing us the win.
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Post by StaffordPotter on Apr 17, 2020 8:09:49 GMT
Bit harsh on Collins, I don't think he was bad enough to be in the all time shittest team.
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Post by thestatusquo on Apr 17, 2020 8:25:51 GMT
Ian Alliinson Henrik Risom Alec Lindsay
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Post by bayernoatcake on Apr 17, 2020 8:38:09 GMT
Gordon Marshall (GK) Cuco Martina (RB) Teixeira (CB) David McAughtrie (CB) Danny Collins (LB) Brek Shea (MF) David Kevin (MF) Davide Xausa (MF) Gerry McMahon (FW) Saido Berahino (FW – apparently) Anthony Pulis (FW) Beat that... I could name ten worse centre-backs than Johnny Tex that have played for us without even drawing breath Really? Name them. He looked like a pub player bless. Absolutely fucking atrocious.
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Post by StaffordPotter on Apr 17, 2020 8:53:33 GMT
Surely Eider Gudjohnsen has to have an honorary mention in this squad. Great player in his day, but way past his best for us, and turned up with more weight than he would have liked to have been carrying.
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Post by RAF on Apr 17, 2020 9:12:30 GMT
Jeff Whitley? Now he was three games of ultra shit!
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Post by RAF on Apr 17, 2020 9:13:21 GMT
I could name ten worse centre-backs than Johnny Tex that have played for us without even drawing breath Really? Name them. He looked like a pub player bless. Absolutely fucking atrocious. Sonko for one! H
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Post by bayernoatcake on Apr 17, 2020 9:18:40 GMT
Really? Name them. He looked like a pub player bless. Absolutely fucking atrocious. Sonko for one! H Tex was worse. I watched him a lot for the reserves tbf so my judgement is skewed by that. He was like when Haugaard used to play in them, he'd make the side much worse despite being an experienced player.
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Post by mattythestokie on Apr 17, 2020 9:23:13 GMT
Stick Diego Arismendi and Maurice Edu on that list. Arismendi showed what he could do when he played against Valencia. There was some talent there that’s for sure.
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Post by OldStokie on Apr 17, 2020 10:04:43 GMT
Surely there's a place for that foreign postman that Tel2U forced the club to sign? Was his name Ole Albrightson? Glad to see that Pericard has got a mention. I reckon he's the worst player I've ever seen in a Stoke shirt.
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Post by thicknthin on Apr 17, 2020 10:19:35 GMT
Tex was worse. I watched him a lot for the reserves tbf so my judgement is skewed by that. He was like when Haugaard used to play in them, he'd make the side much worse despite being an experienced player. Here’s another Mark Higgins
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Post by thicknthin on Apr 17, 2020 10:20:25 GMT
Love this thread! God we’ve had some shit over the years
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Post by thepremierbanksy on Apr 17, 2020 10:24:28 GMT
Paul Williams has to be in the mix for centre half.
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Post by wrighter on Apr 17, 2020 10:25:22 GMT
Love this thread! God we’ve had some shit over the years Haven"t we just I feel quite ill after reading some of these names from the past
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Post by bolders on Apr 17, 2020 10:39:38 GMT
What no Haugaard in goal? We’ve had shite keepers in the past but none compare to Jacob ‘let in 4 goals each game’ Haugaard!!!!
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Post by upthefud on Apr 17, 2020 11:08:19 GMT
Tex was worse. I watched him a lot for the reserves tbf so my judgement is skewed by that. He was like when Haugaard used to play in them, he'd make the side much worse despite being an experienced player. I'd forgotten about Haugaard Battle between him and Neville Southall for worst keeper
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Post by scfc75 on Apr 17, 2020 11:09:43 GMT
Tex was worse. I watched him a lot for the reserves tbf so my judgement is skewed by that. He was like when Haugaard used to play in them, he'd make the side much worse despite being an experienced player. I'd forgotten about Haugaard Battle between him and Neville Southall for worst keeper Siddall??
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Post by Gifton on Apr 17, 2020 11:10:13 GMT
The fact that it's so much easier to pick an all time best XI speaks volumes of what we've been put through as a fanbase! I dare say it's the same for most clubs though.
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Post by lordb on Apr 17, 2020 11:33:28 GMT
What no Haugaard in goal? We’ve had shite keepers in the past but none compare to Jacob ‘let in 4 goals each game’ Haugaard!!!! Marshall was even worse
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Post by PotteringThrough on Apr 17, 2020 11:38:31 GMT
Marco Gabbiadini Allan Smart
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Post by bayernoatcake on Apr 17, 2020 12:03:33 GMT
Can't believe no one has mentioned the worlds best left back/sweeper.
Marlone Broomes.
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Post by davejohnno1 on Apr 17, 2020 12:12:42 GMT
No shit Stoke City team can be complete without featuring David Rowson or the lad that played at Bury under Kamara when we were all expecting Kyle Lightbourne to make his debut. Xausa?
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Post by RAF on Apr 17, 2020 12:25:52 GMT
Andrew Davies Kevin Harper
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Post by werrington on Apr 17, 2020 12:42:39 GMT
McMahon wasn't THAT bad. There are a couple of keepers from the 60's who could challenge Marshall. You know who you are! When McMahon signed Macari proudly proclaimed he could catch pigeons Unfortunately he left his air rifle at Tottenham
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Post by leicspotter on Apr 17, 2020 12:56:13 GMT
Junior Ernie Tapei Tosh McKinlay Ben Petty Simon Stainrod
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