With an 80 seat majority, and a fawning press,
The Tory ship 'Boris' seemed destined for success.
It would "Get Brexit Done" with an "Oven Ready Deal"
Except; for the failings of the man at the wheel.
It soon became clear (to no-one's surprise),
that, just like Pinocchio, he could only tell lies.
When his Ministers resigned en masse in a panic,
the Tory ship 'Boris' sank like the Titanic.
Remember the 'Holiday from reality' phase?
Liz Truss was our leader for 49 days.
The omens weren't good,two days after she started;
"Enough already"! said The Queen, and departed.
But what did for her was Kwarteng (Kwasi),
and the unfunded Budget-'twas kamikaze.
Before too long her MP's had revolted,
and she was gone-before the lettuce had bolted.
A special mention for the Right Honourable few,
who lied to me, and cheated on you.
Some 'lost the whip' (which sounded like fun),
Until I googled what they might have done.
Raping women and groping men,
Sexual assault,and drugs (again).
Inciting hateful sentiment,
and, watching porn in Parliament.
So, What now for the Tories?
After all these lies and stories?
I say good riddance to all these chancers,
with their meaningless, glib, three-word answers.
Revive HS2,lay a new track,
Send all Tories there, and don't let them back.
I just need a name for this new destination,
I might choose Oblivion,or Annihilation.