John Wayne riding on the plains with a friend. He says to his mate"Look over there,there's a Bacon tree". His mate rides over to take a look,comes back 20 minutes later with 2 arrows in his back,he says to Wayne,"that wasn't a Bacon tree,it was a Hambush".
Amazon drivers are to be trained to administer covid jabs. Matt Hancock said last night that this will ensure the whole population will be inoculated by next weekend and Prime members by Tuesday at the latest.