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Post by maxplonk on Jan 16, 2021 10:36:58 GMT
It has been shown that playing music to cows improves milk yield. It goes in one ear and out the udder.
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Post by heworksardtho on Jan 17, 2021 21:25:07 GMT
My mates caught Covid from his cat ........don’t ask meow
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Post by maxplonk on Jan 18, 2021 18:02:27 GMT
My new Christmas jumper caused really bad static electricity, so I took it back to the shop where the assistant gave me a new one free of charge.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jan 23, 2021 10:51:30 GMT
Just heard that the local prosthetics shop is changing hands.
Coat already on. 🙃
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Post by maxplonk on Jan 27, 2021 9:42:16 GMT
Elton John isn't a fan of iceberg lettuce. He's more of a rocket man.
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Jan 27, 2021 10:10:34 GMT
Which Spice Girl can carry petrol?
Geri can.
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Post by mattyd2 on Jan 27, 2021 13:16:30 GMT
Q. What's the best thing about Switzerland.
A. I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.
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Post by meggeth on Jan 27, 2021 14:52:08 GMT
What sort of Bees make milk instead of honey?.......
Boobies!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick!
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Post by innocentbystander on Jan 27, 2021 21:16:03 GMT
"Waiter, there's a spider in my soup"
" Yes sir, it's there to catch the flies"
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Post by DeesideStokie on Jan 27, 2021 21:36:12 GMT
A snail gets mugged by two slugs, and the police arrive and ask what happened.
The snail replied, "I don't know, it all happened so fast".
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Post by vincentvega on Jan 28, 2021 4:57:49 GMT
What do you call an Indian bloke with pink hair?
Gandhi Floss
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Post by vincentvega on Jan 28, 2021 5:00:12 GMT
Two snakes slithering down the street.
One says to the other...
"Are we poisonous snakes?"
"Dunno, why?"
"Cuz I've just bit my tongue"
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