Two nuns are cycling back to the convent. The first says, "I know a short cut down the alley, we'll use that." About half way along the second nun says, "I've never come this way before." "It's the cobblestones," replies the first.
Two nuns in a bath. One says “Where’s the soap?” and the other says ”Yes, it does”
A priest is walking to his church when he passes a group of prostitutes.
One of them yells out “£10 for a blowjob, Father!” The priest puts his head down and hurries the rest of the way. When he arrives at the church he nervously approaches one of the nuns and asks her “Sister, what’s a blowjob?” She tells him “£10, same as in town”