Amazon are asking people to stand outside and applaud for all the delivery drivers that have helped those who have been shielded for 3 months and other delivery drivers who have brought essential food to others. The applaud will take place this Thursday between 9am and 9pm.
Finding a woman sobbing because she had locked her keys in the car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She watches amazed as he takes off his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens.
"That's so clever!" the woman exclaims. "How did you do that?"
"Easy," replied the soldier, "These are my khakis."