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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 21, 2008 14:53:21 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper, She loves to have 3 or 4 wanks and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of Gordon banks
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Post by Trouserdog on Feb 21, 2008 14:54:08 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper Likes a dong between her teeth She found Beckham's cock too small So phoned up "Inchy" Heath
Posh Spice is a slapper Studies Kama Sutra Books Does missionary with Beckham But fisting with Garth Crooks
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Post by albanianstokie on Feb 21, 2008 14:54:23 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper she loves big veiny cocks but when she's shagging beckham she dreams of Peter Fox!
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Post by Trouserdog on Feb 21, 2008 14:56:32 GMT
"Big Veiny Cocks"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D
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Post by LDE76 on Feb 21, 2008 15:01:40 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper But she's given sex up for Lent As soon as Easter's over She's 'phoning Junior Bent
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 21, 2008 15:22:12 GMT
Posh Spice runs a brothel It's got twenty seven rooms The only person turned away Was Marlon "Scrubber" Broomes!
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Post by porsche007 on Feb 21, 2008 15:27:22 GMT
Funniest post on here for long long time - (Even up there with the "I knew a man who farted and his dog was sick)
Posh Spice is a slapper She likes to rub her clit Her and David once went dogging and did it at the Brit
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Post by miffmister on Feb 21, 2008 15:49:37 GMT
all very very good. ahhhhhhh very good.
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Just imagine if that was your carpet she was on
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Post by britannia03 on Feb 21, 2008 16:45:51 GMT
posh spice is a slapper she drives round in a hummer and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of rikki fuller
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Feb 21, 2008 17:18:58 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper Her quim oh it does smell And when she's fucking Beckham She thinks of Rich Cresswell
Posh Spice is a slapper A slapper she was born And when she's shagging Beckham She yearns for Peter Thorne
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Post by LDE76 on Feb 21, 2008 17:21:42 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper The back seat of her car Is full of johnny wrappers left By Kofi Nyamah
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Post by jovi on Feb 21, 2008 18:31:36 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper, she loves a long hard bone, so when she's shaggin beckham she thinks of Super Tone
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Post by kevan45 on Feb 21, 2008 18:39:31 GMT
Thanks for those guys, made I chuckle - pre-season friendly with LA Galaxy anyone ;D
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Post by kevan45 on Feb 21, 2008 18:44:31 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper She thinks that she's the news But when she's shagging Beckham She dreams of Stan Matthews
Posh spice is a slapper We've seen her on the tele But when she's shagging Beckham She wishes it were Pele
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 21, 2008 18:47:36 GMT
posh spice is a slapper she takes it up the crapper but when shes shagging beckham she thinks of me.
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Post by muckakev on Feb 21, 2008 20:08:00 GMT
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Post by LDE76 on Feb 21, 2008 20:15:07 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper And a slapper she will stay Her bed sheets yield trace evidence Of Mark Stein's DNA
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Post by pad1 on Feb 21, 2008 21:05:16 GMT
posh spice is an old slag she wears old slaggy clothes when davids feeling randy he say,s posh touch your toes
he bends her facing north way he bends her facing south then whips it out her gary and shoves it in her mouth
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Post by lurcherman on Feb 21, 2008 21:07:38 GMT
posh spice isn't happy you can see it in her eyes if she isn't blowin beckham she's suckin parkin's pies
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Post by jovi on Feb 21, 2008 21:17:28 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper, she loves her chilli con carne, when she wants some poop shute fun she rings Gabriel Zakuani
notice everyone else has convieniently avoided good old gabby haha
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Post by ricksastokie on Feb 21, 2008 22:30:56 GMT
Posh Spice is very skinny She's also very boney But when she's sucking Beckham She dreams of John Mahoney
Posh Spice is an alky She likes a glass of Boddington And when she's fucking David She thinks of Tony Waddington
Posh Spice is a raving nympho When fucked she screams out yowser But when she's screwing Beckam She thinks of Davide Xausa
Posh Spice fancies trying anal She wants it up the poo So when she's shaggin' Beckham She really wants Frank Soo
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Post by boothenendboy on Feb 21, 2008 22:39:02 GMT
posh spice is an utter cat frigger, she is very slim, when shes frigging cats, she thinks of my old grandpa jim.
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Post by ricksastokie on Feb 22, 2008 1:44:18 GMT
Posh Spice has a large pussy Yet her clitoris is rather teeny So when she's queening Beckham She dreams of Peter Sweeney
Posh Spice enjoys cunnilingus A good lick is really awesome When she wriggles on David face She's thinking of Loek Ursem
Posh Spice loves penetration She's even tried a carrot But when she's fucking Beckhan She'd rather it was Scott Barrett
Posh Spice loves sex anywhere She's even tried it on a plane So instead of humping Beckham She'd prefer Mark Chamberlain
Posh Spice is a lesbian She really is quite bent So she sang We'll be with you And dildoed Jackie Trent
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Post by macmozzer on Feb 22, 2008 2:13:30 GMT
posh spice is a slapper she thinks of blackpool front and when shes riding donkeys she thinks of vale cunts!!!!!..............coat on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by ted1965 on Feb 22, 2008 7:26:34 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper all day she tends her goats and when she's shagging beckham she thinks of Peter Coates.
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Post by mungo on Feb 22, 2008 8:28:21 GMT
Posh Spice is into fashion The clothes she likes are Urban When she shags Dave Beckham She things of Alan Durban Posh Spice is into Dance She likes to do the Samba When she shags Dave Beckham She things of Big Dave Bamber Posh Spice doesn't like to eat Not even a slice of Cake When she shags Dave Beckham She thinks of Noel Blake......ooh ahh Noel Blake!!! ;D Posh Spice supports Stoke City Of this she's always boasting She comes down to training for a good full squad Roasting
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Post by jamiestarr on Feb 22, 2008 9:11:08 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper A gang once tried to kidnap one of her kids for a ransom And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Ian Cranson
Posh Spice is a slapper Her head's too big for her body And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of super Toddy (Orlygsson)
Posh Spice is a slapper She's marginally fitter than Geri And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of George Berry
Posh Spice is a slapper She was in an episode of Ugly Betty And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Ben Petty
Posh Spice is a slapper She did a song with Dane Bowers It was shit
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Post by stoketastic on Feb 22, 2008 17:33:23 GMT
Posh spice she is a slapper She likes her sex toy and when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Conroy
Terry Terry Conroy
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Post by potter84 on Feb 22, 2008 20:57:38 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper she has since she was born And when She's shagging Beckham She thinks of Nige Gleghorn
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Post by Olgrligm on Feb 22, 2008 21:01:45 GMT
Posh Spice is anorexic She thinks she's really fat and for this sole reason She lives in Parkin's flat.
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