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Post by RAF on Feb 20, 2008 15:20:09 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper she's now a real lezza the reason she became that way was because of our lad Jezza Hows that mate? H
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Post by cr4zyd4ve on Feb 20, 2008 15:22:54 GMT
my old mans a dustman he wears a dustmans cap he wears cor blimey trousers and he lives in a council flat.
have i misread the topic of this thread?
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Post by jpm64 on Feb 20, 2008 15:28:39 GMT
I like it RAF ;D Posh Spice is a Slapper But Baby is much fitter So When she's Shagging Beckham She takes it up the Shitter
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Post by jezzascfc on Feb 20, 2008 15:39:10 GMT
Not quite what I had in mind, RAF, but thanks for the effort!
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Post by RAF on Feb 20, 2008 15:44:05 GMT
Posh Spice is a Slapper she used to be a Lezza Becks failed to turn her straight but success for our man Jezza Better? H
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Post by jpm64 on Feb 20, 2008 16:00:06 GMT
Posh Spice is a Slapper and Beckham is a Jerk I love to watch sky weather with Sexy Lisa Burke
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Post by jezzascfc on Feb 20, 2008 16:03:47 GMT
Much more like it H ;D
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Post by Dingdangdoo on Feb 20, 2008 16:26:31 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper in fact she is a whore she's such a filthy, dirty cow she'd even make Mama score
(sorry Mama S)
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Post by SuperShawcross on Feb 20, 2008 16:44:26 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper She doesnt like a feast And when shes shagging beckham She wants a bit of Beast ;D Consider thyself exalted...brilliant!
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Post by Kingswaystokie on Feb 20, 2008 18:28:51 GMT
Posh Spice is a Slapper And when she's shagging Becks She really really wants to Pull down Liams kecks
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Post by visunitafortior on Feb 20, 2008 19:16:21 GMT
posh spice is a slapper bum love makes here sore and when shes taking beckham she thinks of vis'fortior
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Feb 20, 2008 19:17:06 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper Body like Charlie Manson naked on a bed for me? Id rather shag Esther Rantzen
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Post by Ben the potter on Feb 20, 2008 20:39:20 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper We know shes got the clap And when shes shaggin beckham She thinks of Rory Delap
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Feb 21, 2008 13:20:49 GMT
Posh Spice likes the concrete Loves a patio And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Matteo
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Feb 21, 2008 13:34:07 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper, She loves Dave to pack her fudge, But when she's shagging Beckham, She thinks of Johnny Rudge.
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Post by Trouserdog on Feb 21, 2008 13:40:50 GMT
Looks like most of the current squad have been "done", as it were...
Posh spice is a slapper Her fanny's always sore And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Graham Shaw
Posh spice is a slapper From the day she popped her cherry And when she's shagging Beckham She dreams of Georgie Berry (oooh Georgie Berry...oooh Georgie Berry ;D)
Posh spice is a slapper Likes her blokes well-hung So when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Sammy Chung
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Post by Trouserdog on Feb 21, 2008 13:42:27 GMT
Crikey, i almost went for the Rudge/packing fudge couplet myself, before being distracted by the thought of Graham Shaw.
There's a sentence that's never been written before.
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Post by jpm64 on Feb 21, 2008 13:48:20 GMT
Posh Spice is a Slapper loves fucking in a Van But when she's Shagging Beckham
She thinks of Our Sir Stan !!!
Blimey is that too Sick ???
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Feb 21, 2008 13:52:11 GMT
;D
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sheffieldstokie82
Youth Player
Watching games at night in NZ really changes the way you think about things.
Posts: 370
Location: Wellington, NZ
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Post by sheffieldstokie82 on Feb 21, 2008 13:54:34 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper Her kids aren't very tall And when she's shagging beckham She thinks of Bryan Small!
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Feb 21, 2008 13:57:24 GMT
Posh Spice is Anorexic She'll never touch a sarnie But she's got a hunger down below for Gabriel Zakuani
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Post by realstokebloke on Feb 21, 2008 13:57:26 GMT
Posh spice is a thick cow She thought Fuller was a Tongan, And when she's shaggin beckham She takes it up the wrong 'un
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sheffieldstokie82
Youth Player
Watching games at night in NZ really changes the way you think about things.
Posts: 370
Location: Wellington, NZ
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Post by sheffieldstokie82 on Feb 21, 2008 13:59:40 GMT
Posh spice is a stokie A stokie she was born and when she's shagging beckham she thinks of peter thorne!
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Post by jezzascfc on Feb 21, 2008 14:05:59 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper She's into anal probing So instead of shagging Beckham She'd like the pipe of Peter Dobing
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 21, 2008 14:12:04 GMT
Jezza! ;D Posh Spice is anorexic Food makes her turn green And when she's shagging Beckham, She thinks of our boy STEEEEEIIIIINNNN! Posh Spice is fucking ugly But I'd do her anyway Cause if I turned her fanny down Then I'd just be plain gay!
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 21, 2008 14:17:57 GMT
not got the point of this sheffield have you..
posh spice is a slapper she always pays the bills and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of mickey mills
posh spice is a slapper she is not for rent or hire and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of paul maguire
posh spice is a slapper she is brave with loads of courage and when she shagging beckham she thinks of simon sturridge.
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Post by Trouserdog on Feb 21, 2008 14:35:21 GMT
Posh Spice is a Slapper loves fucking in a Van But when she's Shagging Beckham She thinks of Our Sir Stan !!! Blimey is that too Sick ??? No, I'm afraid being dead, and/or a legend doesn't spare anybody from entering Posh Spice's dirty sex thoughts. Having said that, I bottled out of the obvious fanny itchy/big John Ritchie rhyme , in the interests of good taste.... ...oh dear....
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 21, 2008 14:38:35 GMT
posh spice is a slapper she likes a good old flog and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of trouserdog
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Post by Trouserdog on Feb 21, 2008 14:44:21 GMT
Jesus, there are about 50 things I need to be doing at the moment, but none of them are as much fun as making up "posh spice" songs. How empty is my life???
Anyway, on we go...
Posh Spice is a slapper With her husband's cock she's bored So when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Gavin Ward
Posh Spice is a slapper She likes shagging "brothers" So when Beckham has left the house She fucks Martin Carruthers
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2008 14:48:16 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper She's riddled with VD And when shes shagging Beckham Shes thinking of TP
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