Posh Spice is a slapper

[stokiemagic]

She is a dirty cow
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Salif Diao ;D
Nah nah nah nah


Posh Spice is a slapper
She shags a lot of men
But when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Simonsen

;D

[LH_SCFC]

Posh Spice plays some snooker
She has a massive cue
But when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Danny Pugh

[Rory's Towel Boy]

Posh Spice is a Chav
She thinks she is well 'arrrrd
But when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Pericard

[stokiemagic]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She likes dicks big and hard
And when shes shagging Beckham
She thinks of Pericards ;D

[dexter97]

Posh Spice is a Stokie
I've seen her up at Florence
And when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Liam Lawrence

[Mr Jon]

Posh Spice is a slapper
With "quick drop" knicker cord
She's the only bird with whom
Big Mama's ever scored

[Big John RIP]

Posh spice is a tea leaf
and hates it when shes caught
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of leon cort

[The_real_Peter_Griffin]

Posh spice is a slapper
she really is a sort
but when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of leon Cort

[jezzascfc]

Posh Spice likes her yoghurt
her favourite is a Muller
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Riccy Fuller

[Rory's Towel Boy]

Old player...

Posh Spice is Slapper
She doesnt shave her pubes
And when she's shagging Beckham
She dreams of Doobes

[stokiemagic]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She doesnt like a feast
And when shes shagging beckham
She wants a bit of Beast ;D

[A-teen_six_T3]

Posh spice is a slapper
she like to get on her knees
when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of sidibie



Posh spice is ugly
shes got a wonky nose
when shes shaggin beckham
shes thinks of rory's throws

[Big John RIP]

Posh spice had a car crash
it really caused a jolt
and when shes shaggin beckham
she dreams of Russel Holt

[jezzascfc]

Posh Spice's constipated
she cannot do a crap
and when she's shagging
she thinks of Rory Delap

Posh Spice loves Stoke City
she thinks we're rather spiffin'
and when she's shagging Beckham
she longs for Andy Griffin

Posh Spice has got a pussy
it often shouts out miaow
and when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of Salif Diao

Posh Spice loves Tony Pulis
for he's a triffic boss
but when she's shagging Beckham
she thinks of big Shawcross

[LH_SCFC]

Posh spice is a slapper
She's got three frickin' sons!
When she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Dickinson

[A-teen_six_T3]

Posh spice is a slapper
sh doesnt like kate moss
when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of shawcross

posh spice is a slapper
she married a thinko
when shes shaggin him
she thinks of dicko

[CillaBlacksPissFlaps]

Posh spice is a slapper
she's got a smelly one
and when she's shagging beckham
she thinks of wilkinson.

[Pretty Little Boother]

Posh Spice is a slapper
Though the likes to groan and pant,
When she's shagging Beckham
She never thinks of Ant.

[edinburghstokie]

Posh spice is a slapper
She's an absolute whore boss
When she's shagging Beckam
She dreams of Ryan Shawcross


-can't think of much to rhyme with shawcross

[Big John RIP]

posh walks in on david
shes sees him tossing off
when they finally have it
she dreams of young Shawcross

[Pedropotter]

Posh spice is a slapper
She loves to get her oats
And when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of Peter Coates

;D

[RAF]

Posh Spice is a slapper
she had a real bad cough
but even though she fancies me
she'd rather shag Greenhoff

H

[soicowboy]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She only likes young men
But when she sees Wayne Rooney
She thinks of Van Duerzen



Coat on

[Maccca100]

Posh spice is a slapper
she loves to have a rave
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of ilford dave


Posh spice is a slapper
she has her favourite toy
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of soi cowboy


Posh spice is a slapper
she weighs as much as a plaster
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks if the wise master


Posh spise is a slapper
she never holds a grudge
burt when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of our mate smudge.


Posh spice is a slapper
her husband wears her kegs
and when shes shagging beckham
she thinks of good old smeegs

[Fenparkpotter]

Posh spice is a slapper
She's been to Malaga
And when she's shagging Bechkam
She thinks of Gallagher

Posh spice is a slapper
I've seen her on the piss
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Pottermiss

;D

[soicowboy]

Thanks for the mention Bronx but that means I have seconds after Ilford Dave !!!!!



Posh Spice is a slapper
she likes a good pokie
and when she sees viagra
she thinks of Old Stokie

[Maccca100]

POSH SPICE IS A SLAPPER
SHE ISNT ONE TO SKIVE
AND WHEN SHES SHAGGING BECKHAM
I WOULD LIKE TO BURN THEM BOTH ALIVE.

[jpm64]

Posh Spice is a Slapper
She's got a dried up Twat
And when She's shagging Beckham
She's Wearing TP's Hat

[RAF]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She loves to suck my stem
but she'd rather have a seeing to
from the oatcakes JPM

H

[jezzascfc]

I can't believe there have been all those mentions of Oatcake posters, and no one has thought to rhyme lezza and Jezza!! Shame on you lot