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Post by stokiemagic on Feb 20, 2008 14:33:01 GMT
She is a dirty cow And when shes shagging Beckham She thinks of Salif Diao ;D Nah nah nah nah Posh Spice is a slapper She shags a lot of men But when shes shagging Beckham She thinks of Simonsen ;D
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Post by LH_SCFC on Feb 20, 2008 14:35:41 GMT
Posh Spice plays some snooker She has a massive cue But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Danny Pugh
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Post by Rory's Towel Boy on Feb 20, 2008 14:38:38 GMT
Posh Spice is a Chav She thinks she is well 'arrrrd But when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Pericard
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Post by stokiemagic on Feb 20, 2008 14:38:53 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper She likes dicks big and hard And when shes shagging Beckham She thinks of Pericards ;D
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Post by dexter97 on Feb 20, 2008 14:39:51 GMT
Posh Spice is a Stokie I've seen her up at Florence And when she's shagging Beckham She dreams of Liam Lawrence
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Post by Mr Jon on Feb 20, 2008 14:42:45 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper With "quick drop" knicker cord She's the only bird with whom Big Mama's ever scored
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Post by Big John RIP on Feb 20, 2008 14:44:10 GMT
Posh spice is a tea leaf and hates it when shes caught and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of leon cort
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Post by The_real_Peter_Griffin on Feb 20, 2008 14:44:42 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper she really is a sort but when shes shagging beckham she thinks of leon Cort
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Post by jezzascfc on Feb 20, 2008 14:45:29 GMT
Posh Spice likes her yoghurt her favourite is a Muller and when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Riccy Fuller
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Post by Rory's Towel Boy on Feb 20, 2008 14:47:18 GMT
Old player...
Posh Spice is Slapper She doesnt shave her pubes And when she's shagging Beckham She dreams of Doobes
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Post by stokiemagic on Feb 20, 2008 14:47:28 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper She doesnt like a feast And when shes shagging beckham She wants a bit of Beast ;D
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Post by A-teen_six_T3 on Feb 20, 2008 14:49:43 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper she like to get on her knees when shes shagging beckham she thinks of sidibie
Posh spice is ugly shes got a wonky nose when shes shaggin beckham shes thinks of rory's throws
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Post by Big John RIP on Feb 20, 2008 14:50:18 GMT
Posh spice had a car crash it really caused a jolt and when shes shaggin beckham she dreams of Russel Holt
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Post by jezzascfc on Feb 20, 2008 14:50:50 GMT
Posh Spice's constipated she cannot do a crap and when she's shagging she thinks of Rory Delap
Posh Spice loves Stoke City she thinks we're rather spiffin' and when she's shagging Beckham she longs for Andy Griffin Posh Spice has got a pussy it often shouts out miaow and when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Salif Diao
Posh Spice loves Tony Pulis for he's a triffic boss but when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of big Shawcross
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Post by LH_SCFC on Feb 20, 2008 14:52:50 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper She's got three frickin' sons! When she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Dickinson
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Post by A-teen_six_T3 on Feb 20, 2008 14:53:41 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper sh doesnt like kate moss when shes shagging beckham she thinks of shawcross
posh spice is a slapper she married a thinko when shes shaggin him she thinks of dicko
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Post by CillaBlacksPissFlaps on Feb 20, 2008 14:56:17 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper she's got a smelly one and when she's shagging beckham she thinks of wilkinson.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 20, 2008 14:56:45 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper Though the likes to groan and pant, When she's shagging Beckham She never thinks of Ant.
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Post by edinburghstokie on Feb 20, 2008 14:56:54 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper She's an absolute whore boss When she's shagging Beckam She dreams of Ryan Shawcross
-can't think of much to rhyme with shawcross
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Post by Big John RIP on Feb 20, 2008 14:56:59 GMT
posh walks in on david shes sees him tossing off when they finally have it she dreams of young Shawcross
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Post by Pedropotter on Feb 20, 2008 14:59:47 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper She loves to get her oats And when shes shagging beckham she thinks of Peter Coates
;D
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Post by RAF on Feb 20, 2008 14:59:57 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper she had a real bad cough but even though she fancies me she'd rather shag Greenhoff
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Post by soicowboy on Feb 20, 2008 15:01:22 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper She only likes young men But when she sees Wayne Rooney She thinks of Van Duerzen Coat on
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 20, 2008 15:03:37 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper she loves to have a rave and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of ilford dave
Posh spice is a slapper she has her favourite toy and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of soi cowboy
Posh spice is a slapper she weighs as much as a plaster and when shes shagging beckham she thinks if the wise master
Posh spise is a slapper she never holds a grudge burt when shes shagging beckham she thinks of our mate smudge.
Posh spice is a slapper her husband wears her kegs and when shes shagging beckham she thinks of good old smeegs
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Feb 20, 2008 15:04:21 GMT
Posh spice is a slapper She's been to Malaga And when she's shagging Bechkam She thinks of Gallagher
Posh spice is a slapper I've seen her on the piss And when she's shagging Beckham She thinks of Pottermiss
;D
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Post by soicowboy on Feb 20, 2008 15:07:18 GMT
Thanks for the mention Bronx but that means I have seconds after Ilford Dave !!!!! Posh Spice is a slapper she likes a good pokie and when she sees viagra she thinks of Old Stokie
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Post by Maccca100 on Feb 20, 2008 15:10:42 GMT
POSH SPICE IS A SLAPPER SHE ISNT ONE TO SKIVE AND WHEN SHES SHAGGING BECKHAM I WOULD LIKE TO BURN THEM BOTH ALIVE.
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Post by jpm64 on Feb 20, 2008 15:12:21 GMT
Posh Spice is a Slapper She's got a dried up Twat And when She's shagging Beckham She's Wearing TP's Hat
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Post by RAF on Feb 20, 2008 15:15:24 GMT
Posh Spice is a slapper She loves to suck my stem but she'd rather have a seeing to from the oatcakes JPM H
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Post by jezzascfc on Feb 20, 2008 15:18:50 GMT
I can't believe there have been all those mentions of Oatcake posters, and no one has thought to rhyme lezza and Jezza!! Shame on you lot
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