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Post by cooper67 on Sept 28, 2019 22:26:09 GMT
If only we had gone for that manager who's team is top of League 1 now, instead of the one who's team was top of that league last year!
Oh hang on a second.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 28, 2019 21:06:01 GMT
If it’s effort you want or players who give a fuck James Maclean is your man, talent wise we could argue that There’s players in that squad who get off scot free on here in regards scapegoats who can’t hold a candle to Maclean in terms of effort or commitment IMO Come on who are you? And what have you done with the real Werrington??
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 25, 2019 21:23:35 GMT
No teams from the second tire,the first time in the competition's 59 year history!
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 25, 2019 20:44:45 GMT
At Burton due to the lights going off 3 times.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 25, 2019 20:23:07 GMT
We will not be surprised to find our away record over the past 10 years is worsened only by Bolton. The data has been taken from all domestic away league games since the start of 2009/10 and is correct up to September 19, 2019. They do not include cup or play-off games and Bury's record is not included. Stoke have played 197 times in the league on the road in this time and picked up 172 points, a win rate of just 18 per cent. But nevertheless, an average points haul of just 0.87 per game and goal difference of minus 152 only betters Bolton Wanderers (0.77/-182) - and no one has scored fewer away goals in the top four divisions over the past decade.Stoke (156), Swansea (201) and Aston Villa (206) have been the most goal shy. I do accept we have been in the Prem for much of this time, playing against the elite, but it is a dire record. Dire doesn't do it justice!
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 25, 2019 0:40:50 GMT
I was the exact opposite.
Thought we would struggle for the first couple of games but get better.
How wrong I was!
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 25, 2019 0:30:04 GMT
Bayern is the obvious choice. He can’t do any worse. He talks the talk. Let's see what he can do.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 24, 2019 21:50:34 GMT
He has embarrassed us enough now with his incompetence! Im sorry. I meant to type Vokes but was masturbating over a photo of Jack at the time I posted. My apologies. Kind Regards Your excuse is noted. Don't use it again.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 24, 2019 21:45:17 GMT
That's my worry. Are they that shit anyone will struggle? We have to find out, though. Time will tell mate, but you and me couldn’t do worse. He has been a disaster. Calm down boys,we will form a threesome and take the league by storm!
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 24, 2019 11:47:03 GMT
I used to get them in Sainsbury's in Canterbury 21 years ago. Used to do the same in Portsmouth, not the best oatcakes in the world admittedly but when the best are over 200 miles away... Yeah not the best. But when the choice is better than nothing you take your chance.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 24, 2019 10:04:13 GMT
I used to get them in Sainsbury's in Canterbury 21 years ago.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 24, 2019 10:00:58 GMT
Cheers Sarge.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 23, 2019 15:35:42 GMT
The England players should start sucking each other off and fingering each other's arseholes as if to say "This is how gay the haka looks". Then NZ would be all self-conscious and not want to make physical contact all game. They'd look like dicks while we had the last laugh, spunk dribbling down our chins. Are you working at a Public school now Boother??
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 23, 2019 12:56:27 GMT
I thought the VAR ref was always one of the other refs from the Premier League list? I would doubt that as there isn’t enough of them? I think they said at the start of the Leicester/Spurs game that the VAR ref was the one who did the Bournemouth game the night before? And that it had been a quick turnaround for him.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 19, 2019 20:39:12 GMT
£60. I had a night with Professor Alice Roberts for £24 last week!! Jammy bast**rd Only for a couple of hours but well worth it!
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 18, 2019 20:37:50 GMT
£60. I had a night with Professor Alice Roberts for £24 last week!!
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 18, 2019 20:34:48 GMT
Queens has been closed for years! God knows where you've been going? The Adulte? Teddy's, Trentham Gardens? I haven't had a night out in a while! Even I feel young now! Well before my time.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 18, 2019 20:24:10 GMT
The Britannia hotels are what they are! Use The Europa just south of Gatwick a lot-not the best but serves its purpose. Stayed in one in South Manchester last year. It was full of pissed up Irish Manure fans,but again it is what you pay for. San Miguel was £3.40 a pint so not too bad.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 18, 2019 20:13:09 GMT
They aren't doing too bad with him being on the bench!
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 18, 2019 19:03:04 GMT
When it was put to Jones that Stoke are in a worse position than when he took over with the team 14th, he replied: “If it was just results they wanted to improve, they probably could have gone for something else. The club is in a better position, the squad is in a better position, there is a better atmosphere around but, yeah, we are in a worse position in the league. Everything else, I feel we’re in a better position.”Absolute deluded fucking nonsense. I've been going up Queen's for 200 days and am yet to score but I've lost weight, bought new clothes and have saved on STD medication. So I have the equipment to progress just need a bit of luck with a blind woman! Queens has been closed for years! God knows where you've been going?
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 18, 2019 18:49:34 GMT
RIP.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 17, 2019 22:06:03 GMT
Nothing that hasn't been reported and/or rumoured on here countless times though is it? Exactly. I could have stuck this up from reading the front page of the forum.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 17, 2019 20:28:37 GMT
My co worker told me only yesterday that she schooled with a boy who lived close by One day, whilst she and several of her class cohort were walking past this boy's house, the boy's father could be clearly seen mowing the front lawn dressed only in a pink thong. It was 8.30am. Thats probably the best thing thats happened to me since i started my new job That was during my pink phase.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 16, 2019 21:29:52 GMT
Because he's a dick?
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 16, 2019 21:28:38 GMT
RIP.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 16, 2019 14:34:09 GMT
We'll probably get a point against Huddersfield.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 13, 2019 16:19:35 GMT
Superstition is only followed by girls isn't it??
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 12, 2019 19:25:47 GMT
1983. I was 15. Just starting to realize what life was about. Hanging out with my mates, chasing girls,Wass's market and Stoke still being rubbish.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 10, 2019 21:56:14 GMT
A girl I used to work with went out with a lad from Workington. She said when Karl Stonehewer came into the pub everybody was in awe of him! And this was only 18 years ago.
How fast a sport can go downhill.
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Post by cooper67 on Sept 8, 2019 19:25:23 GMT
I will start. My wife died in 2001 and I decided to do a bit of family tree stuff. I remembered my grandad telling me that our family came from Cornish miners who moved to the Welsh coal mines and eventually turned up in the Staffs coalfields. So I set out to prove, or disprove his claim. After about five years I gave up. Trust me I had spent a huge amount of time. No single sign of a Welshman. I did however spend about £100 and had my DNA tested. A couple of years after I had given up, I received an email from a guy related to me (from the DNA sample). His family were in London, but had originated in Cornwall, then to Wales ..... My wgrandad had been right all along. My brother also did the DNA bit. Showed my paternal side came from Scandinavia and my maternal from Northern Spain. I always wondered why I was called Pedro Jorgensson.
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