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Post by BristolMick on Dec 8, 2020 22:10:56 GMT
Impersonating a professional footballer and 'running' around like a goose in a nappy. He really is worse than Vincent Pericard and Donkey Bamber. Should only have a Stoke shirt if he buys one in the club shop. Completely to blame for not securing 3 points. Your stretching it a bit with Pericard. The worst striker we’ve ever had for the amount of games picked, and to think Pulis picked him regularly in the Premier League! BM
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Post by kustokie on Dec 8, 2020 22:11:09 GMT
There must have been a reason why they let him take that, but I am having a hard time coming up with one. I feel a bit sorry for him because it was his chance to redeem himself - now his confidence must be totally shattered just when we need him.
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 8, 2020 22:16:09 GMT
There must have been a reason why they let him take that, but I am having a hard time coming up with one. I feel a bit sorry for him because it was his chance to redeem himself - now his confidence must be totally shattered just when we need him. He’s done, we just need to fuck him off as soon as possible. I’d rather us play someone from the U23s up top than him, or bring back Benik in January. BM
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Post by shaun888 on Dec 8, 2020 22:16:32 GMT
Impersonating a professional footballer and 'running' around like a goose in a nappy. He really is worse than Vincent Pericard and Donkey Bamber. Should only have a Stoke shirt if he buys one in the club shop. Completely to blame for not securing 3 points. Your stretching it a bit with Pericard. The worst striker we’ve ever had for the amount of games picked, and to think Pulis picked him regularly in the Premier League! BM No. I stand by my claim. 👍
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 22:18:41 GMT
Impersonating a professional footballer and 'running' around like a goose in a nappy. He really is worse than Vincent Pericard and Donkey Bamber. Should only have a Stoke shirt if he buys one in the club shop. Completely to blame for not securing 3 points. Your stretching it a bit with Pericard. The worst striker we’ve ever had for the amount of games picked, and to think Pulis picked him regularly in the Premier League! BM Whilst Pericard was shit, I'm struggling to find ways in which Vokes is any better. He's absolutely up there with the worst strikers of our modern era.
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Post by cobhamstokey on Dec 8, 2020 22:20:07 GMT
The most frustrating thing was he didn’t even look bothered.
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Post by Fred Merger on Dec 8, 2020 22:22:28 GMT
Is Vokes a double agent? "😂
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Post by viewfromthecrowsnest on Dec 8, 2020 22:22:37 GMT
Your stretching it a bit with Pericard. The worst striker we’ve ever had for the amount of games picked, and to think Pulis picked him regularly in the Premier League! BM Whilst Pericard was shit, I'm struggling to find ways in which Vokes is any better. He's absolutely up there with the worst strikers of our modern era. Vincent Pericard was decent! I never felt, despite his limitations, we were less of a team with him. Unlike with Vokes!!
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Post by sheikhmomo on Dec 8, 2020 22:24:41 GMT
Its not just the penalty is it. His all round play was an utter disgrace. Their defenders must have thought Christmas had come early. He's got nothing. No movement, no pace, poor in the air and zero anticipation.
Talking about the state of a player's strip after a game is invariably lazy but on a foul night in the Potteries it was actually notable that he looked like he'd been filming the Daz challenge from the 90s.
He really shouldn't play for us ever again.
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Post by Fred Merger on Dec 8, 2020 22:25:55 GMT
3 out of 4 penalties missed since he signed for us. If he carries on in this vein of form we are going to struggle to hang on to him. 🤔
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 22:26:43 GMT
Its not just the penalty is it. His all round play was an utter disgrace. Their defenders must have thought Christmas had come early. He's got nothing. No movement, no pace, poor in the air and zero anticipation. Talking about the state of a player's strip after a game is invariably lazy but on a foul night in the Potteries it was actually notable that he looked like he'd been filming the Daz challenge from the 90s. He really shouldn't play for us ever again. Pound to a penny, he'll start at Derby 👀
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Post by Greenhoff is God on Dec 8, 2020 22:27:11 GMT
Please don't compare him to a wardrobe. A wardrobe has its uses as somewhere to hang my clothes. The wardrobe would have scored.
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 8, 2020 22:27:41 GMT
Its not just the penalty is it. His all round play was an utter disgrace. Their defenders must have thought Christmas had come early. He's got nothing. No movement, no pace, poor in the air and zero anticipation. Talking about the state of a player's strip after a game is invariably lazy but on a foul night in the Potteries it was actually notable that he looked like he'd been filming the Daz challenge from the 90s. He really shouldn't play for us ever again. Commentators on Sky we’re asking what he’d contributed since he came on. Not won a single dual they said. If MoN is as on it as he seems to be then we shouldn’t see Vokes ever again. Problem is though who else is going to want to pay the useless fuck what we pay him??
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Post by stokecity4life on Dec 8, 2020 22:27:50 GMT
This guy is a joke - im so angry right now.
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Post by skelman on Dec 8, 2020 22:28:42 GMT
With just 1 goal to his name this season, Vokes thought he could claim a lazy 2nd with the penalty - and without a strong minded skipper to tell him to sling his hook, the sloppiest player on the pitch took it and flucked it!!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 22:29:57 GMT
Vokes 58 apps, 8 goals Bamber 43 apps 8 goals Scott 25 apps, 3 goals Ellis 77 apps, 19 goals
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 8, 2020 22:32:23 GMT
Vokes 58 apps, 8 goals Bamber 43 apps 8 goals Scott 25 apps, 3 goals Ellis 77 apps, 19 goals What about Vincent, the speed king? On the M5 that is! BM
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Post by Squeekster on Dec 8, 2020 22:34:01 GMT
With just 1 goal to his name this season, Vokes thought he could claim a lazy 2nd with the penalty - and without a strong minded skipper to tell him to sling his hook, the sloppiest player on the pitch took it and flucked it!! And thats the worry I Assume if on Campbell would of taken it,if not Powell so why with only one touch of the ball prior is he allowed to take the kick?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 8, 2020 22:35:06 GMT
Vokes 58 apps, 8 goals Bamber 43 apps 8 goals Scott 25 apps, 3 goals Ellis 77 apps, 19 goals What about Vincent, the speed king? On the M5 that is! BM 38 games, 2 goals
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Post by klingon on Dec 8, 2020 22:35:07 GMT
Lay off Pericard. As his name suggests, he suffered from a serious heart condition.
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Post by abhill on Dec 8, 2020 22:35:19 GMT
Impersonating a professional footballer and 'running' around like a goose in a nappy. He really is worse than Vincent Pericard and Donkey Bamber. Should only have a Stoke shirt if he buys one in the club shop. Completely to blame for not securing 3 points. Your stretching it a bit with Pericard. The worst striker we’ve ever had for the amount of games picked, and to think Pulis picked him regularly in the Premier League! BM Pericard started one match for Stoke in the Premier League for Stoke and came on as a sub in three more.
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Post by Fred Merger on Dec 8, 2020 22:35:33 GMT
Vokes 58 apps, 8 goals Bamber 43 apps 8 goals Scott 25 apps, 3 goals Ellis 77 apps, 19 goals What about Ian Allinson?
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Post by Squeekster on Dec 8, 2020 22:35:43 GMT
Vokes 58 apps, 8 goals Bamber 43 apps 8 goals Scott 25 apps, 3 goals Ellis 77 apps, 19 goals Bamber and Ellis always gave it 100% which in all fairness is all you can ask for!
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Post by mark on Dec 8, 2020 22:36:40 GMT
Vokes is that bad I wouldn't even wish him on the Vale.
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Post by Squeekster on Dec 8, 2020 22:38:15 GMT
Vokes 58 apps, 8 goals Bamber 43 apps 8 goals Scott 25 apps, 3 goals Ellis 77 apps, 19 goals What about Ian Allinson? Don't please just don't! If ever I hate stupid Scottish reference then this is up with it!
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Post by Fred Merger on Dec 8, 2020 22:38:17 GMT
Vokes is that bad I wouldn't even wish him on the Vale. I would.
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Post by Greenhoff is God on Dec 8, 2020 22:38:41 GMT
Slower than fog.
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Post by Gods on Dec 8, 2020 22:40:07 GMT
Was this Vokes first penalty since he was the only person from either side to miss in the shoot out at Crawley Town 2 seasons ago to hasten our League Cup exit on that piss wet night?
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Post by GreaterGlasgowstokie on Dec 8, 2020 22:40:08 GMT
Worst signing of the lot. In my life I'll always look at him as the worst one
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Post by BristolMick on Dec 8, 2020 22:42:30 GMT
Your stretching it a bit with Pericard. The worst striker we’ve ever had for the amount of games picked, and to think Pulis picked him regularly in the Premier League! BM Pericard started one match for Stoke in the Premier League for Stoke and came on as a sub in three more. Well I remember Pulis bringing him on at West Ham, and the other players were so fucked off that they started fighting, ending up with Fuller being sent off for twatting Griffin. BM
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