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Post by DansViews on Nov 26, 2019 21:36:05 GMT
What does he actually offer?
Doesn't jump when going up for a header.
Gives away fouls when holding the defender up.
Never gets out of a jog gear.
This guy is absolutely useless.
To think someone at the club thought it was a good idea to pay 9mil for him.
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Post by Billy the kid on Nov 26, 2019 21:37:33 GMT
fuck all, great impression of an umpalumpa
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Post by GreaterGlasgowstokie on Nov 26, 2019 21:38:54 GMT
If you watch us attack though, we have loads of the ball,but as a striker you never know when a delivery is coming in, and ince never takes his man on the outside he never provides any service.
If you spend 9 million on vokes at this level you make sure you have wide players who get cross after cross in
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Post by crapslinger on Nov 26, 2019 21:41:24 GMT
If you watch us attack though, we have loads of the ball,but as a striker you never know when a delivery is coming in, and ince never takes his man on the outside he never provides any service. If you spend 9 million on vokes at this level you make sure you have wide players who get cross after cross in If you spend £9m on Vokes you need sacking or sectioning, Nathan got sacked and probably needs sectioning. |
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Post by stokemark on Nov 26, 2019 21:42:24 GMT
Seeing him prancing around ‘chippy alley’ in Cardiff at 3.30 am doesn’t leave me feeling that the fucker appreciates who’s paying his wage
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Post by scfcno1fan on Nov 26, 2019 21:45:36 GMT
Shouldn’t play again.
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Post by cobhamstokey on Nov 26, 2019 21:47:58 GMT
When someone comes on with half hour to go you expect to give everything theyve got chasing every ball down. He did nothing just gave stupid fouls away. What a waste of money.
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Post by mickstupp on Nov 26, 2019 21:50:20 GMT
The guy can’t even run. Forget the £18m spunked up the wall on Imbula and Wimmer, and even the money wasted on Berahino, this guy is the fucking pits. The worst of the worst in a shameful list of players signed over the last three years.
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Post by sheikhmomo on Nov 26, 2019 21:54:45 GMT
Absolutely stinks the place out. It's like having a bastard pensioner up front.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2019 21:57:31 GMT
The worst thing about him is he doesn't look remotely arsed.
In fact, not many of them do.
Thank god we don't pay them any win bonuses...
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Post by pad1 on Nov 26, 2019 21:58:51 GMT
Robbing a living , absolute dog shite . Just realised we payed 9 mill for this lump of arse !
Give me strength .
Sort it out Michael .
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Post by chad on Nov 26, 2019 21:59:37 GMT
Having got the winner on Saturday it was an unbelievable substitution to bring him on instead of Mama
MONs first real mistake
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Post by crapslinger on Nov 26, 2019 22:19:32 GMT
Absolutely stinks the place out. It's like having a bastard pensioner up front. Fucking Gammon I bet he voted for Brexit as well  |
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Post by crapslinger on Nov 26, 2019 22:22:15 GMT
The guy can’t even run. Forget the £18m spunked up the wall on Imbula and Wimmer, and even the money wasted on Berahino, this guy is the fucking pits. The worst of the worst in a shameful list of players signed over the last three years. Makes you wonder if the process is actually ok doesn't it, the fat C*nt was on the slide when Nathan signed him yet we didn't see it coming yet again. |
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Post by mickstupp on Nov 26, 2019 22:26:03 GMT
The guy can’t even run. Forget the £18m spunked up the wall on Imbula and Wimmer, and even the money wasted on Berahino, this guy is the fucking pits. The worst of the worst in a shameful list of players signed over the last three years. Makes you wonder if the process is actually ok doesn't it, the fat C*nt was on the slide when Nathan signed him yet we didn't see it coming yet again. Burnley must have been laughing their cocks off. £9 million for that shit....😞 |
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on Nov 26, 2019 22:34:38 GMT
Exactly the kind of purchase I’m on about in my Age Concern thread. “Ready made” player bought for an exorbitant price who offers little and won’t ever be sold for a fraction of what he was bought for. We need so much more intelligence recruiting.
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Post by crapslinger on Nov 26, 2019 22:37:37 GMT
Makes you wonder if the process is actually ok doesn't it, the fat C*nt was on the slide when Nathan signed him yet we didn't see it coming yet again. Burnley must have been laughing their cocks off. £9 million for that shit Then to make them even happier we gifted them Pieters for £1million Stoke City the gift that just keeps on fuvking giving. |
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Post by milky on Nov 26, 2019 22:45:43 GMT
A big useless immobile lump of lard.
And that's probably being insulting to lard !
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Post by potter25 on Nov 26, 2019 22:51:47 GMT
Modern day Dave Bamber
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Nov 27, 2019 0:17:15 GMT
I was at a Wake on Sunday,the corpse looked more lively than fucking Vokes
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2019 0:19:38 GMT
He is shit and has been shit all his career.
Why any Stoke fan thought we were getting anything other than a shit centre forward amazed me at the time and still does.
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Post by robinplumpton on Nov 27, 2019 0:27:50 GMT
Something is clearly wrong. It seems that Burnley delivered him gift wrapped. The last time I saw him “ live” was at Crawley. He won every header only to knock it down to nobody, based on tonight, he didn’t win one header and sprinted after one ball when it was clearly going out, contributing nothing. He once was a footballer. Hopefully he can be rediscovered in what used to be known as the dogs home
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Post by mrteddysalad on Nov 27, 2019 1:38:45 GMT
we've had a lot of useless strikers the last 3 years but I think he's the absolute worst
Gregory, MBD, Hogan, Campbell should all be ahead of him
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Post by FrankButcher on Nov 27, 2019 1:48:29 GMT
He looked unfit and overweight when he came on. Needs to lose weight I checked out some of his footage while he was at Burnley and he looked a lot slimmer than what he does now he looks bloated.
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Post by Squeekster on Nov 27, 2019 9:38:33 GMT
Dave Bamber scored goals though also missed a lot Vokes doesn't even shoot. |
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Post by starkiller on Nov 27, 2019 9:50:56 GMT
We knew Jokes was fucking useless the moment we showed interest in him.
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Post by Old School Stokie on Nov 27, 2019 9:54:26 GMT
More like a remainer who wants to stay put and not move onwards and upwards or Corbyn who can't make his mind up to go for the ball or not
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Post by Deleted on Nov 27, 2019 9:54:42 GMT
Just add him to the long list of bad signings we've made in the last 4 years.
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Post by bertiestan on Nov 27, 2019 9:54:49 GMT
useless overweight piece of shit...like the beast but loads shitter.
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Post by gingerninja on Nov 27, 2019 12:50:59 GMT
I can see why O'Neill would look to buy a striker in January. None of our forwards suit how I think he wants to play. Work the channels and also have a goal threat. I can see from the clips( I know they can be deceiving) but the lad from Aberdeen seems very much a fit for O'Neill's style. Can see it happening.
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