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Post by The battheader chronicles on Nov 25, 2019 20:21:26 GMT
Official Club Announcement: All ticket holders will be issued with, and permitted to use a taser on any person who; 1. Arrives late (for any reason) 2. Goes to the toilet during the game 3. Requires emergency medical attention during the game 4. Leaves their seat early before the half time whistle (for any reason )5. Returns late to their seat after half time and play has resumed 6. Goes to the toilet (again) 7. Leaves before the final whistle (for any reason) Please note: If any supporter is in doubt as to whether they should taser a fellow supporter in accordance with the above or any other legitimate inconvenience they should seek advice from a nearby safety steward beforehand (although it might be to late then) Alternatively detailed guidance is available from the supporters council View AttachmentShove that in a political manifesto, big vote winner 😂
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Post by mattador78 on Nov 25, 2019 20:26:18 GMT
I haven’t left this thread yet does that count for anything 🤔
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Nov 25, 2019 20:30:23 GMT
I haven’t left this thread yet does that count for anything 🤔 Have there been any pigeons harmed in the making of this thread?
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Post by mattador78 on Nov 25, 2019 21:08:00 GMT
I haven’t left this thread yet does that count for anything 🤔 Have there been any pigeons harmed in the making of this thread? Not that I’m aware of? But what the remoaners get up to is their own business. After writing that I realise we now have two political groups the Betxit and the Remoaners lol
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Post by kidcrewbob on Nov 25, 2019 21:08:40 GMT
It's the wands that turn up ploughed at 10 past 3 and then keep going for a piss every ten minutes that chap my arse. Fucking idiots. Easy solution - allow beer to be consumed in your seat like any other civilised sport or entertainment.........so no necking an unfeasably cold pint or having to rush a beverage after queuing 15 mins to get one
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Nov 25, 2019 21:24:53 GMT
It's the wands that turn up ploughed at 10 past 3 and then keep going for a piss every ten minutes that chap my arse. Fucking idiots. Easy solution - allow beer to be consumed in your seat like any other civilised sport or entertainment.........so no necking an unfeasably cold pint or having to rush a beverage after queuing 15 mins to get one And then refill the container when empty thus negating the need to go for a piss or get up and buy another pint. At least you’d be drinking your own piss.
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Post by alsagerstokie on Nov 25, 2019 21:28:55 GMT
It's the wands that turn up ploughed at 10 past 3 and then keep going for a piss every ten minutes that chap my arse. Fucking idiots. Easy solution - allow beer to be consumed in your seat like any other civilised sport or entertainment.........so no necking an unfeasably cold pint or having to rush a beverage after queuing 15 mins to get one The problem with this is. You will get the few like those lot at the infamous night at Vale Park that cant just have a beer or two. It sends them into rage and into a sense of i want some vandalism or to abuse someone. Where as the most would probably be drunk but happy drunk. Its those few that cant tho which means they wouldnt allow it. Never forget the Stoke fan (if you can call him that) i was talking to on train back from an away game. I mentioned the match and he said. To be honest mate i couldn't give a fuck about the match. Its boring folk that talk about the game. I come out for the piss up with the lads and if it kicks off im ready ill twat the lot of them.
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Post by samstokie1 on Nov 25, 2019 21:32:43 GMT
I only leave early if we are losing by 2 or more goals weve played really shite so wont pull it back
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2019 21:35:10 GMT
I only leave early if we are losing by 2 or more goals weve played really shite so wont pull it back You don't stay till final whistle very often then.
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Post by Squeekster on Nov 25, 2019 23:26:34 GMT
Easy solution - allow beer to be consumed in your seat like any other civilised sport or entertainment.........so no necking an unfeasably cold pint or having to rush a beverage after queuing 15 mins to get one The problem with this is. You will get the few like those lot at the infamous night at Vale Park that cant just have a beer or two. It sends them into rage and into a sense of i want some vandalism or to abuse someone. Where as the most would probably be drunk but happy drunk. Its those few that cant tho which means they wouldnt allow it. Never forget the Stoke fan (if you can call him that) i was talking to on train back from an away game. I mentioned the match and he said. To be honest mate i couldn't give a fuck about the match. Its boring folk that talk about the game. I come out for the piss up with the lads and if it kicks off im ready ill twat the lot of them. It's not just Vale many away games at half time, and it started happening in the boothen for a while when for no apparent at half time they would just sling the beer in the air soaking everyone, firstly at that price why would you want to waste such an expensive drink and secondly why?????????????
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2019 23:54:30 GMT
The problem with this is. You will get the few like those lot at the infamous night at Vale Park that cant just have a beer or two. It sends them into rage and into a sense of i want some vandalism or to abuse someone. Where as the most would probably be drunk but happy drunk. Its those few that cant tho which means they wouldnt allow it. Never forget the Stoke fan (if you can call him that) i was talking to on train back from an away game. I mentioned the match and he said. To be honest mate i couldn't give a fuck about the match. Its boring folk that talk about the game. I come out for the piss up with the lads and if it kicks off im ready ill twat the lot of them. It's not just Vale many away games at half time, and it started happening in the boothen for a while when for no apparent at half time they would just sling the beer in the air soaking everyone, firstly at that price why would you want to waste such an expensive drink and secondly why????????????? Idiots?
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Post by samstokie1 on Nov 26, 2019 0:05:27 GMT
I only leave early if we are losing by 2 or more goals weve played really shite so wont pull it back You don't stay till final whistle very often then. I dont go very often to be honest only been leeds this season and havent seen us win since southampton in 2017
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2019 1:20:50 GMT
Probably mentioned on thread but not going though it all.
I'd be more concerned with the 10,000 who can't be arsed to go despite having a season ticket than the couple of thousand who leave earlier than you choose to.
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Nov 26, 2019 8:01:03 GMT
Probably mentioned on thread but not going though it all. I'd be more concerned with the 10,000 who can't be arsed to go despite having a season ticket than the couple of thousand who leave earlier than you choose to. So are you saying there was actually only about 10-12,000 there on Saturday?
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Post by jpm64 on Nov 26, 2019 11:37:26 GMT
That goal today was for all of you, maybe it will teach you all stay until the end, hope you had a great mental on the carpark.. Sometimes I stay till the end sometimes I leave early but whatever I choose to do is in none of your bloody business really !
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Post by Deleted on Nov 26, 2019 11:54:29 GMT
Probably mentioned on thread but not going though it all. I'd be more concerned with the 10,000 who can't be arsed to go despite having a season ticket than the couple of thousand who leave earlier than you choose to. So are you saying there was actually only about 10-12,000 there on Saturday? I exaggerated to highlight my point and for some games like midweek I think I could be close. Are you saying we don't have a load of season ticket holders who go occasionally rather than every game because we are shit? I'd be very concerned about season ticket sales rather than the people who don't leave at full time or go to the toilet/bar at a time I would like them to And measuring my penis and dedication on Internet forums based upon this. Will be alright next season when you've got a block to yourself
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Nov 26, 2019 13:04:58 GMT
So are you saying there was actually only about 10-12,000 there on Saturday? I exaggerated to highlight my point and for some games like midweek I think I could be close. Are you saying we don't have a load of season ticket holders who go occasionally rather than every game because we are shit? I'd be very concerned about season ticket sales rather than the people who don't leave at full time or go to the toilet/bar at a time I would like them to And measuring my penis and dedication on Internet forums based upon this. Will be alright next season when you've got a block to yourself OK.
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