Afobe!

[robwahlmann]

His first touch makes Cameron Jerome look skilled! What an awful player he has been for us despite scoring 8 goals. If we can get half of what we paid for him we should get rid immediately!

[Bojan Mackey]

“His goals will get you promoted”.

That’s another one up there with the now infamous “What’s all the fuss about?”


Truly, an absolutely shocking excuse of a footballer, how can someone the size of him be so piss weak and be completely unable to win a ball that is more than 3.6mm off the ground?

If we could get £1 million for him I’d fuck him straight off, what a lump of complete shite.

[The Toxic Avenger]

Yep. The excuses have run out surely now. He offers us nothing. Bollocks to this ‘we don’t play to his strengths’ stuff, he doesn’t run, he he isn’t quick, he isn’t good in the air, he can’t control a football. Fuck him off for whatever we can get for him.

[FullerMagic]

If he's the answer, Christ knows what the question is.

Sadly he'll be on about 30k-a-week.

Answers on a postcard to the question "which club who'd pay £5-6m for him could afford that?"

Either we wave a magic wand in pre-season or he joins the Imbula/Wimmer/Ndiaye shit stockpile for X years.

[wuzza]

It’s the inability to control a football that astonishes me - how has he managed to achieve what he has with that sort of touch?
Shame because he sounds an intelligent young man when he speaks but something has gone very badly wrong - will probably get back on track when he moves elsewhere.

[rambo61]

He would rather fall over and try for a foul than run for the ball..fucking bone idle!!!

[rorystowel]

It feels like he’s just going through the motions every game. I can remember 2 games where he played well, but the rest of the time he contributes literally nothing.

[iplayinthehole]

He's as bad as your mind can comprehend

[elystokie]

Played for England at every youth team level I think, what the bloody hell happened?

[dioufsboots]

Apr 13, 2019 18:34:11 GMT Bojan Mackey said:

“His goals will get you promoted”.

That’s another one up there with the now infamous “What’s all the fuss about?”


Truly, an absolutely shocking excuse of a footballer, how can someone the size of him be so piss weak and be completely unable to win a ball that is more than 3.6mm off the ground?

If we could get £1 million for him I’d fuck him straight off, what a lump of complete shite.

As been terrible,but at start of the season him and dwight gayle were the 2 strikers any team in this division would of been happy with signing, its when players come to stoke they go to pot,whether it is the losing mentality of the relegated players rubbing off or what i dont know,but i would still try get rid of them all 

[robwahlmann]

Apr 13, 2019 18:47:22 GMT elystokie said:

Played for England at every youth team level I think, what the bloody hell happened?

Just like Berahino! We sure know how to pick them!

[rambo61]

Apr 13, 2019 18:34:11 GMT Bojan Mackey said:

“His goals will get you promoted”.

That’s another one up there with the now infamous “What’s all the fuss about?”


Truly, an absolutely shocking excuse of a footballer, how can someone the size of him be so piss weak and be completely unable to win a ball that is more than 3.6mm off the ground?

If we could get £1 million for him I’d fuck him straight off, what a lump of complete shite.

he would rather fall over and hope to get a foul than chase a pass...fucking useless!!!!

[JurgenVandeurzen]

Waste of a substitution today, we'd be better playing with 10 men.

He looked like he'd won a raffle to be on the pitch today.

[mrred]

Was open jawed at his performance today. Worra fucking donkey. Big black youth that gets muscled off the ball, can't win a header, cant control a pass, can't make a pass.

Watching him and Verlinden come on and try to play as like Messi trying to form a footballing partnership with Dean Whitehead.

[LL Cool Dave]

Apr 13, 2019 18:32:13 GMT robwahlmann said:

His first touch makes Cameron Jerome look skilled! What an awful player he has been for us despite scoring 8 goals. If we can get half of what we paid for him we should get rid immediately!

What is Cameron Jerome up to these days? Anyone got his number?

[Rick Grimes]

Apr 13, 2019 18:36:28 GMT FullerMagic said:

If he's the answer, Christ knows what the question is.

Sadly he'll be on about 30k-a-week.

Answers on a postcard to the question "which club who'd pay £5-6m for him could afford that?"

Either we wave a magic wand in pre-season or he joins the Imbula/Wimmer/Ndiaye shit stockpile for X years.

We’re stuck with him aren’t we, how thoroughly depressing.

[march4]

And folk used to moan about Sidibe and Cresswell.

[Deleted]

12M bastard quid!

Christ alive.

[Deleted]

He sucks donkey ass......

[heworksardtho]

Makes Dave Bamber look like Harry Kane 😎

[lawrieleslie]

What mystifies is that Afobe was one of 5 players signed last summer who were experienced championship players who had decent pedigrees. Add to those Etebo, Vokes and Batth plus left overs from PL and we should be challenging for play offs at least. Players don’t become shit after less than one season so what’s happening?

[berahinosgoals]

Apr 13, 2019 18:32:13 GMT robwahlmann said:

His first touch makes Cameron Jerome look skilled! What an awful player he has been for us despite scoring 8 goals. If we can get half of what we paid for him we should get rid immediately!

Is that right? 8 goals? In a team that creates jack shit it's not too shabby is it?

How many would he score if we created chances?

[robwahlmann]

Apr 13, 2019 20:41:24 GMT berahinosgoals said:

Apr 13, 2019 18:32:13 GMT robwahlmann said:

His first touch makes Cameron Jerome look skilled! What an awful player he has been for us despite scoring 8 goals. If we can get half of what we paid for him we should get rid immediately!

Is that right? 8 goals? In a team that creates jack shit it's not too shabby is it?

How many would he score if we created chances?

Two of those are penalties and I think he has missed two penalties as well.

[boskampsflaps]

He's given up for the season by the looks of it, I'm convinced he'd do well in a team that played to his strengths, he's not a target man yet we keep just smashing it up at him.

[TinkerT]

You can tell afobe has what it takes to score goals, the confidence and presence but we just don't create the right kind of chances for him.

[boskampsflaps]

Apr 13, 2019 20:38:35 GMT lawrieleslie said:

What mystifies is that Afobe was one of 5 players signed last summer who were experienced championship players who had decent pedigrees. Add to those Etebo, Vokes and Batth plus left overs from PL and we should be challenging for play offs at least. Players don’t become shit after less than one season so what’s happening?

People over estimating how good the left overs are, they all need to go, we went down for a reason.

[lordb]

Hugely disappointed
Really good record at this level, God knows how.
His decision making is appalling, he's very little idea of what's going on.
For a big guy he gets bullied really easily.
However every now again he can show he can finish.

[berahinosgoals]

Apr 13, 2019 20:44:32 GMT robwahlmann said:

Apr 13, 2019 20:41:24 GMT berahinosgoals said:

Is that right? 8 goals? In a team that creates jack shit it's not too shabby is it?

How many would he score if we created chances?

Two of those are penalties and I think he has missed two penalties as well.

So if them 2 Penn had gone in he'd be on 10 goals in a team that creates jack shit.

The guy is a 30 goal a season man if he can hit 10 a season for this current steaming pile of shit 😁

[Deleted]

He doesn't want to be here, and like many other of our so called players, for whatever reason has downed tools.

There is something fundamentally amiss behind the scenes at our club, because I don't care what anybody says, this group of players are miles better than what they're showing now or have shown all season.

[GreaterGlasgowstokie]

I don't get it.always looked impressive for Bournemouth when I saw him.