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Post by bloodtypered on Sept 19, 2018 17:18:27 GMT
....not just Stoke
Your Eyes are offside, Your Eyes are offside...Mezut Ozil your eyes are offside.
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Post by ursemboys on Sept 19, 2018 17:23:17 GMT
lou Lou skip to my Lou, sang at vale ,even my vale mate said it was awesome hearing the whole end singing it has he left the railway paddock .
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Post by Absolution on Sept 19, 2018 17:24:33 GMT
The "We're only 12 points clear" chant at the end of THAT Vale match.
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Post by Absolution on Sept 19, 2018 17:25:31 GMT
lou Lou skip to my Lou, sang at vale ,even my vale mate said it was awesome hearing the whole end singing it has he left the railway paddock . Ha ha, maybe you were standing behind me again. 😊 |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2018 17:33:47 GMT
Rob-in-ho
When the girl says no
Molest-her
Was a belter.
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Post by ursemboys on Sept 19, 2018 17:35:14 GMT
lou Lou skip to my Lou, sang at vale ,even my vale mate said it was awesome hearing the whole end singing it has he left the railway paddock . Ha ha, maybe you were standing behind me again. 😊 ha ha ,showing our age mate |
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Post by durbanscircus on Sept 19, 2018 17:40:45 GMT
Depends how silly you want to get
Google "Dirty Monkey Mackem" by the Toon Army...takes a bit of recovering from that one
Chant Back in the 1990s when Man City were cr^p at Sheffield United.... Blades " we hate Wednesday we hate Wednesday" Mancs " We hate Saturday we hate Saturday"
At a Blues Villa Derby circa 1982 from the Blues " who the Shaw who the Shaw who the Shaw is Gary F*ck"
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Post by Absolution on Sept 19, 2018 17:41:42 GMT
Ha ha, maybe you were standing behind me again. 😊 ha ha ,showing our age mate I've never done too many away matches, but the Lou era was an absolute hoot, so I went to a few in those third division days, Blackpool, Vale and Brighton being the most memorable. |
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Post by leicspotter on Sept 19, 2018 17:55:05 GMT
Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams....
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Post by NG4POTTERS on Sept 19, 2018 18:00:02 GMT
I always used to like the ‘Johnny rudge is illegitimate ‘ chant and also the ‘in the (insert town/city here) slums, they look in the gutter.....’ Oh and the Sher Ron Ron. The crystals tune that it originated from is an absolute belter.
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Sept 19, 2018 18:04:25 GMT
Rob-in-ho When the girl says no Molest-her Was a belter. As soon as i saw the thread title i was going to put this one...although mine was the RVP version rather than Robinho  One of my all time faves though was: There's a circus in the town, Barry Fry is a clown And Karen Brady is a fucking slag And the blues are going down Special mention for the "The baby's not yours" chant at Steven Gerrard when he had his first nipper |
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Post by Absolution on Sept 19, 2018 18:06:28 GMT
The Arsene Wenger "He didn't see that" chant. Hilarious yet strangely hard hitting at the same time.
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Sept 19, 2018 18:13:05 GMT
The "Adebayor, Adebayo-oo-or, He used to like coach trips, but not any more" chant takes some beating.
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Post by BristolMick on Sept 19, 2018 18:16:39 GMT
7-2 up against Leeds and their fans started chanting ‘Next Goal Wins”
BM
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Post by stantheman on Sept 19, 2018 18:23:55 GMT
Shaun Wright-Philips, John Terry's your Dad!
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Post by Boothen on Sept 19, 2018 18:27:28 GMT
I was always partial to the Mrs Robinson 'Here's to you Asmir Begovic...' chant.
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Post by ursemboys on Sept 19, 2018 18:30:02 GMT
Cheer up Peter Reid another good one
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Post by gregstokie on Sept 19, 2018 18:35:37 GMT
Any pre-match fans proposing to their girlfriends on the pitch who get met with, ‘Bet she takes it up the arse...’ (and then repeat)
Something both sets of fans can sing in harmony
Always found that one funny
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2018 18:39:04 GMT
Giggs, tearing families apart, again was quite funny
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Post by Picasso on Sept 19, 2018 18:57:09 GMT
When Stoke played Barnet in the early 90s, The Golden One’s brothers, Edwin and Brian, were playing for the opposition. Both were subbed at the same time, prompting at least part of The Boothen to sing to Mark, ‘Where’ve yer brothers gone? Where’ve your brothers gone?’, to the tune of ‘Where’s your Mama (or caravan) gone?’. 😁
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Post by elystokie on Sept 19, 2018 18:57:49 GMT
Bury me under the Boothen.
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Post by davethebass on Sept 19, 2018 19:01:17 GMT
I like the Borussia Moenchengladbach one that starts with "Give us a 'B'..."
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Post by femark on Sept 19, 2018 19:02:18 GMT
Shaun Wright-Phillips John Terry’s your dad
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Post by femark on Sept 19, 2018 19:05:48 GMT
The park ji sung one is a classic too
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Post by davethebass on Sept 19, 2018 19:13:29 GMT
I saw this on youtube.... Stoke fans: "where's my car stereo, where's my car stereo..."
Edit: in Anfield
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2018 19:49:24 GMT
Blackpool’s a shithole, I’d rather go Rhyl!!
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Sept 19, 2018 20:06:29 GMT
Shaun wright-Phillips John terrys your dad!
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Post by lagwafis on Sept 19, 2018 20:47:47 GMT
The Macari medley of 1) Skip to My Lou, 2) No Limit (Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou) and 3) Winter Wonderland (with 'Lou' being the only lyric).
Throw in 'We've got Macari back' to the tune of Go West as well.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Sept 19, 2018 20:55:47 GMT
Peter Thorne song to yellow submarine.
Genius.
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Post by johnnypotter on Sept 19, 2018 20:56:47 GMT
My fav was from the 70s sung by the Boothen end to away fans, ''You'll never reach the station'', closely followed by one from early in Alan Durban's reign, ''We all agree, Stoke City are magic''.
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