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Post by peekay67 on Sept 19, 2018 21:14:59 GMT
I put my dick in her hand, and she laughed no more.
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Post by rawli on Sept 19, 2018 21:19:58 GMT
Down like your mother, You're going down like your mother.
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Post by adi on Sept 19, 2018 21:28:57 GMT
Mauled by the tigers...
And for cringe factor, not a chant but so cringe...
The royals reading song...
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Sept 19, 2018 21:35:42 GMT
Sheffield United's greasy chip butty song by far the best chant in football.
Looking forward to hearing it again this season.
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Post by chad on Sept 19, 2018 21:56:43 GMT
I want to stay here. Stoke is a shit hole. I want to stay here
Valencia town square 2012
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Post by StatesideStokie on Sept 20, 2018 2:53:24 GMT
Bread, bread, who will buy my bread?
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Sept 20, 2018 4:13:49 GMT
The Vale loving version of "Alouette" The Billy Bell, The Bycars Bogs et al
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Post by backintheday on Sept 20, 2018 4:35:31 GMT
Your teeth are offside to Louis Suarez
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Post by lawrieleslie on Sept 20, 2018 7:35:38 GMT
Few world cups ago England played Sweden in group stages. Sweden players had been promopisrd a cow each by their farmers if they progressed to the knock out stages, England beat them with the fans chanting ......"you aren’t getting any cows" In the days of the Vic the Boothen End would split left and right trying to out shout each other with one half chanting Donald Duck and the other half chanting Mickey Mouse before game started.
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Post by JoeinOz on Sept 20, 2018 7:37:41 GMT
Bread, bread, who will buy my bread? The bread song in the 80s was ace. It's been ruined when I've heard it in recent years.
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Post by bloodtypered on Sept 20, 2018 7:52:13 GMT
Newcastle fans singing "Going down, going down, going down" at the Sunderland fans, to which they replied "So are we, so are we, so are we".
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Post by kentpotter on Sept 20, 2018 7:54:13 GMT
My fav was from the 70s sung by the Boothen end to away fans, ''You'll never reach the station'', closely followed by one from early in Alan Durban's reign, ''We all agree, Stoke City are magic''. I remember it as "You won't get passed the graveyard!" ? Still jolly funny though
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Post by estima1972 on Sept 20, 2018 8:03:29 GMT
I remember in the 90's, Big Ron used to commentate for Central Match Live. I think we were playing Wolves one Sunday and Big Ron was sat in the Boothen Stand to commentate, visible to all.
During these matches, Central TV used to place microphones at various locations around the ground. On spotting Big Ron, the afternoon in the Boothen was a constant chorus of "Big Ron, you're a fat bastard" to the tune of Go West by Pet Shop Boys.
On returning home, I always liked to watch the match again on the video player. You can hear the Boothen roaring the Big Ron song so the producers were obviously getting a bit concerned as it was clear as a bell that he was a fat bastard. So in an attempt to temper down the language, they switched the microphones to the Stoke stand where the Wolves fans were. They then had to switch again when they realised the Wolves fans were joining in. Then it didn't matter which part of the ground they switched to; the whole ground was singing it in unison. Great times.
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Sept 20, 2018 9:11:52 GMT
'Id rather be a cabbage than a swede' was a good one by the England fans to the Swedish in Cologne at the world cup in Germany.
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Post by Bera’s Beano on Sept 20, 2018 9:23:39 GMT
Shaun Wright-Philips, John Terry’s your dad is definitely my favourite.
Although I did definitely enjoy “Robinho, she said no”, “Steven Gerrard, he hits like a girl” and “Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside”.
Classic Stoke banter.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2018 10:00:24 GMT
One that stays with me is Ninian Park, first game of the season of the promotion season.
Throughout the second half there was a continuous and eerie rendition of 'Na na na na... Welsh C**ts' to the tune of Hey Jude.
Cardiff fans were absolutely livid.
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Post by vantheman on Sept 20, 2018 10:06:22 GMT
Bass and Bread chants
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Post by haway on Sept 20, 2018 11:36:46 GMT
We're staying up, they're going down... Sunderland's staying up and the mags are going down...
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Sept 20, 2018 11:45:16 GMT
This had me absolutely wailing:
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Post by huuuuuth on Sept 20, 2018 11:53:00 GMT
Sometime in the early nineties when played the Arse in a cup match - announcement over the tannoy saying that pickpockets were operating in the away end Instant chants of “where’s your wallet gone, where’s your wallet gone?” 😃
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Post by huuuuuth on Sept 20, 2018 11:54:29 GMT
Also the “Timmy Howard’s got Tourette’s” is a good un (if a bit cruel) 😂
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Post by elystokie on Sept 20, 2018 14:29:24 GMT
Also the “Timmy Howard’s got Tourette’s” is a good un (if a bit cruel) 😂 'Your head's upside down' chant to him made me laugh, the 'he's got a flaky scalp' one to Joe Hart was even funnier tho.
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Post by daveandeddy on Sept 20, 2018 14:56:23 GMT
He looks like a chimp He looks like a chimp Gareth Bale He looks like a chimp
I am sure this wound him up ...............
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Post by flea79 on Sept 20, 2018 15:13:58 GMT
adebayor ones, used to like coach trips, but not anymore or your dad washes elephants, your mum is a whore or the crowning glory one, your mates got shot at, you lay on the floor, very harsh but very funny
Carlos Tevez, neck like an oatcake
seem to remember a few years back at our place the whole ground got oh when the reds in unison but very slow, sounded amazing
Stokie Aggro followed by were proud of you
arsenal singing to Alex Song, one song we only got one song
all time favourite was the Muniesa song and how it started on the saturday evening in Cologne by the early hours of the sunday a few hundred of us were very very pissed and had all learnt it by then singing it in unison and destroying that irish bar we were in, not out of nastiness, everybody was that pissed we were just managing to break everything, the guy who owned it couldnt have cared less he made that much out of us that weekend
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Post by sportsman on Sept 20, 2018 15:15:50 GMT
Sing something simple you simple twats
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Post by daveandeddy on Sept 20, 2018 15:24:17 GMT
Thought the Odemwingie song was a classic ... liked Pennant one too
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Post by BuckRogers on Sept 20, 2018 15:55:36 GMT
I was born under a boothen stand. Sung slowly with plenty of beer inside you, in the 90s ( I was born under a wandering star tune)
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Post by garthcrooks007 on Sept 20, 2018 17:36:56 GMT
"We are Mad we are bent we`re the lads from Stoke on Trent"....sung with menace and then vanished after YMCA by Village people became a hit "You`ve got a boot wrapped round yer head" accompanied by terrace rowing early 1980s One two three four listen to the Derby roar "BAA BAAA BAAAAA".....you had to be there I guess (away 1975/6) "My old man said be a Villa fan and I said f*ck of silly c*nt," Villa claim they sang this first with different words- they didnt. It was circa 1982 and the Blues claimed "they hammered the Hammers" in one chorus..that was probably the funniest line of all "One Nil ,One Nil" 2.55 Meadow Lane last game 1979. Sung by 15,000 stoke fans after the phantom penalty taker from Milton scored a penalty with an imaginary ball just before the players came on. "Two fat Sargeant`s theres only two fat Sargeant`s" 10,000 of us enjoying spotting a second one at Derby 1980. He was the angriest Copper I have seen at a game , I thought he would jump in the POP Side and offer us all out Beat me to "boot wrapped around yer head" to the tune of "oops upside your head" by the Gap band- wont repeat others already said- My memories gone however in more recent times the Blackburn cup game I think it was " He looks like a girl -he looks like a girl -Robbie savage he looks like a girl"! had me in fits! I seem to remember the other commentators laughing themselves as you could hear it so clear- I wonder if his haircut was owt do with that song?
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Post by StaffordPotter on Sept 20, 2018 18:48:19 GMT
We'll be walking round (insert place) with our willies hanging out.
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Post by basingstokie on Sept 20, 2018 19:37:59 GMT
When the ball hits your head, and you're sat in row Z, that's (Bobby) Zamora
To the tune of Dean Martin's That's Amore
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