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Post by Veritas on Sept 20, 2018 19:58:48 GMT
I like the simple ones such as Attack, attack, attack attack attack. Also the Christmas rendition of the Bass song is great. However, especially since the club started trying to encourage it at the start of the game Delilah is fast becoming cringe worthy.
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Post by Northy on Sept 20, 2018 20:03:29 GMT
"We are Mad we are bent we`re the lads from Stoke on Trent"....sung with menace and then vanished after YMCA by Village people became a hit "You`ve got a boot wrapped round yer head" accompanied by terrace rowing early 1980s One two three four listen to the Derby roar "BAA BAAA BAAAAA".....you had to be there I guess (away 1975/6) "My old man said be a Villa fan and I said f*ck of silly c*nt," Villa claim they sang this first with different words- they didnt. It was circa 1982 and the Blues claimed "they hammered the Hammers" in one chorus..that was probably the funniest line of all "One Nil ,One Nil" 2.55 Meadow Lane last game 1979. Sung by 15,000 stoke fans after the phantom penalty taker from Milton scored a penalty with an imaginary ball just before the players came on. "Two fat Sargeant`s theres only two fat Sargeant`s" 10,000 of us enjoying spotting a second one at Derby 1980. He was the angriest Copper I have seen at a game , I thought he would jump in the POP Side and offer us all out Beat me to "boot wrapped around yer head" to the tune of "oops upside your head" by the Gap band- wont repeat others already said- My memories gone however in more recent times the Blackburn cup game I think it was " He looks like a girl -he looks like a girl -Robbie savage he looks like a girl"! had me in fits! I seem to remember the other commentators laughing themselves as you could hear it so clear- I wonder if his haircut was owt do with that song? Rochdale away when he was in the commentary box behind us on that terrace down the side?
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Post by bloodtypered on Sept 20, 2018 20:11:38 GMT
"Is there a fire drill.. Is there a fire drill".. Sung to westham fans when they all started leaving the ground early at 3 nil down
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Post by Dutchpeter on Sept 20, 2018 20:19:30 GMT
At Oldham in early 1990, a less than attractive St. John’s ambulance lady was walking behind the goal in front of the Stoke fans. So naturally “Keep your kit on for the lads” rang out.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2018 20:21:27 GMT
Skip to m’Lou macari.... the whole ground as one used to sing it. Absolutely loved them days Owen coyle you look like a twat was fantastic Also when he was at Man Utd... Darren fletcher he shits in his pants is one of them chants where I sat there just opened mouthed because someone had come up with it
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Post by pretzel on Sept 20, 2018 20:37:28 GMT
One chant from my boyhood I never hear being discussed is one where the Stokies just used to bay City... City... City... over and over again. I managed to find it on this video from the 70's... 22 seconds in.
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Post by bolders on Sept 20, 2018 20:38:52 GMT
“He’s got a pineapple on his head” can’t remember who we sang it to though
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Post by iamcliveclarke on Sept 20, 2018 20:41:20 GMT
Pulis out!
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Sept 20, 2018 20:41:34 GMT
“He’s got a pineapple on his head” can’t remember who we sang it to though Jason Lee (at Forest?) EDIT Like the Birdshit one to Bircham as well.
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Post by iamcliveclarke on Sept 20, 2018 20:44:43 GMT
When Ramsay was being stretchered off, 'You're going home in a Staffordshire ambulance' Oh hang on, it was only me singing that
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Post by Miracle Aligner on Sept 20, 2018 22:34:37 GMT
Police horse outside Anfield “are you Suarez in disguise”
Always used to enjoy the shouts of “where’s your caravan?” And “gypo!” to anyone with mildly long hair
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Sept 20, 2018 22:48:08 GMT
'You're just a fat Granny shagger' to Rooney always made me laugh.
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Post by bloodtypered on Sept 20, 2018 22:55:27 GMT
When a player is stretchered off on a cart
Everyone singing the steptoe and son tune
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Post by davethebass on Sept 21, 2018 4:36:18 GMT
My old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat And when he puts it on his head He looks just like a twat
Just, why??
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Post by britvic72 on Sept 21, 2018 5:09:27 GMT
Skip to m’Lou macari.... the whole ground as one used to sing it. Absolutely loved them days Owen coyle you look like a twat was fantastic Also when he was at Man Utd... Darren fletcher he shits in his pants is one of them chants where I sat there just opened mouthed because someone had come up with it Fletchers response was brilliant, clapping in appreciation to the boothen, and the respect back by not singing it again was good too as he’d seen the funny side of a wind up.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Sept 21, 2018 6:53:25 GMT
“He’s got a pineapple on his head” can’t remember who we sang it to though Attachment Deleted
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Post by lawrieleslie on Sept 21, 2018 6:59:14 GMT
In the 70s Stoke used to run the Golden Goal competition to guess the time of the first goal scored. If the goal came in the first half a lovely young lady would walk around the pitch edge holding up a placard with the time of the goal. One game she was wearing a large pair of white gloves and, as she walked passed the Boothen, the crowd chanted "where did you get those gloves" to her obvious embarrassment.
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Post by chad on Sept 21, 2018 7:03:27 GMT
This years World Cup England Fans Sweden fans You’re shit, but your birds are fit
Sweden’s reply
Go home, to your ugly wives
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Post by rawli on Sept 21, 2018 8:15:54 GMT
He looks like a chimp He looks like a chimp Gareth Bale He looks like a chimp I am sure this wound him up ............... 'Gareth Bale peels bananas with his feet'
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Post by sheffieldstokie82 on Sept 21, 2018 9:13:32 GMT
adebayor ones, used to like coach trips, but not anymore or your dad washes elephants, your mum is a whore or the crowning glory one, your mates got shot at, you lay on the floor, very harsh but very funny Carlos Tevez, neck like an oatcake seem to remember a few years back at our place the whole ground got oh when the reds in unison but very slow, sounded amazing Stokie Aggro followed by were proud of you arsenal singing to Alex Song, one song we only got one song all time favourite was the Muniesa song and how it started on the saturday evening in Cologne by the early hours of the sunday a few hundred of us were very very pissed and had all learnt it by then singing it in unison and destroying that irish bar we were in, not out of nastiness, everybody was that pissed we were just managing to break everything, the guy who owned it couldnt have cared less he made that much out of us that weekend 'Neck like an Oatcake' made me lol, lmfao and rofl all at once. Bravo!
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Post by colinroberts1 on Sept 21, 2018 9:34:14 GMT
The Macari medley of 1) Skip to My Lou, 2) No Limit (Lou, Lou, Lou, Lou) and 3) Winter Wonderland (with 'Lou' being the only lyric). Throw in 'We've got Macari back' to the tune of Go West as well. No limit one was my favourite He looks like a twat was a good one to Owen coyle 😁
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Post by rawli on Sept 21, 2018 9:45:45 GMT
Just remembered
Tuncay chi Huth Huth Abdoulay
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Post by bloodtypered on Sept 21, 2018 13:51:35 GMT
Eduardo got injured and broke his leg for Arsenal. Chelsea fans sung ‘he’s lost his silky skills, he walks like heather mills, Eduardo.
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Post by westgatelakes on Sept 21, 2018 14:44:47 GMT
In the 70s Stoke used to run the Golden Goal competition to guess the time of the first goal scored. If the goal came in the first half a lovely young lady would walk around the pitch edge holding up a placard with the time of the goal. One game she was wearing a large pair of white gloves and, as she walked passed the Boothen, the crowd chanted "where did you get those gloves" to her obvious embarrassment. That "lovely young lady" became Jackie Marsh`s girlfriend if my memory serves me correctly and may have even become Mrs Marsh although I wouldn't swear on it - maybe someone could clarify ?
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Post by mattythestokie on Sept 21, 2018 15:08:14 GMT
‘You look like a twat’ to Owen Coyle.
No beating round the bush. Straight to the point.
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Post by crouchpotato1 on Sept 21, 2018 15:13:58 GMT
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah Welsh cunts
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Post by Laughing Gravy on Sept 21, 2018 15:20:47 GMT
In the 70s Stoke used to run the Golden Goal competition to guess the time of the first goal scored. If the goal came in the first half a lovely young lady would walk around the pitch edge holding up a placard with the time of the goal. One game she was wearing a large pair of white gloves and, as she walked passed the Boothen, the crowd chanted "where did you get those gloves" to her obvious embarrassment. That "lovely young lady" became Jackie Marsh`s girlfriend if my memory serves me correctly and may have even become Mrs Marsh although I wouldn't swear on it - maybe someone could clarify ? I don't know about that but when they revived it some years ago (it didn't last for long) wasn't the attractive young lady who did the pitchside walk Jackie Marsh's daughter? Or have I just made that up?
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Post by fazza90 on Sept 21, 2018 15:57:17 GMT
"He'll be coming, after you, Andy Wilkinson from Stoke-on-Trent, he'll be coming after you"
Was a short lived one but ace
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Post by garthcrooks007 on Sept 21, 2018 16:04:30 GMT
Beat me to "boot wrapped around yer head" to the tune of "oops upside your head" by the Gap band- wont repeat others already said- My memories gone however in more recent times the Blackburn cup game I think it was " He looks like a girl -he looks like a girl -Robbie savage he looks like a girl"! had me in fits! I seem to remember the other commentators laughing themselves as you could hear it so clear- I wonder if his haircut was owt do with that song? Rochdale away when he was in the commentary box behind us on that terrace down the side? Thats the one - I thankyou kind sir!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 21, 2018 16:44:43 GMT
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, shagging Imogen Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, said it wasn’t him So slept with his wife Then sister-in-law What a whore, what a whore, what a whore.
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