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Post by bigjohnritchie on Aug 29, 2018 17:23:59 GMT
Was swimming with the kids in woolacmbe bay a couple of weeks ago , was surprised at the families who ignored the safety advice being given out constantly by local lifeguards I had a close call at woolacombe once,,,,swam out and got cramp. Struggled like fuck to stay afloat. Luckily my mate pulled me to the shallows Would you have come to my funeral? Can I come please Fraise? At least it would mean that hopefully I've got a few years left, presuming that you've got a few. Last December I had an unexpected heart attack.. always presumed I was fairly fit until then so it does make you think. True happening... I came home yesterday and opened the only letter I had...An offer of a funeral plan from Aviva. The next thing I did, immediately put the radio on and there was an advert being played by Smooth ...offering a funeral plan by the COOP..... I'm going to the Mosque on Friday AND to church on Sunday just to be on the safe side. And PS ,. I've got a circular saw for sale if you're interested.
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Aug 29, 2018 17:32:29 GMT
Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2018 17:32:29 GMT
Yes it must be terrifying when you’re kids are involved. When you see how strong the tides can be it makes you realise how lucky that cranky bitch that jumped of the cruise liner was. Was swimming with the kids in woolacmbe bay a couple of weeks ago , was surprised at the families who ignored the safety advice being given out constantly by local lifeguards I nearly drowned there Harry, the rip tides are unbelievably strong. But nobody, like you say heeds the warnings.
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Aug 29, 2018 17:33:02 GMT
Post by harryburrows on Aug 29, 2018 17:33:02 GMT
maybe if I get the gig to do the sandwiches No one I know likes brawn sarnies Good job they probably won't attend anyway
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Aug 29, 2018 17:42:58 GMT
Post by harryburrows on Aug 29, 2018 17:42:58 GMT
Was swimming with the kids in woolacmbe bay a couple of weeks ago , was surprised at the families who ignored the safety advice being given out constantly by local lifeguards I nearly drowned there Harry, the rip tides are unbelievably strong. But nobody, like you say heeds the warnings. Yes mate I can imagine you could very quickly get into difficulties there ,
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2018 18:59:20 GMT
I had a close call at woolacombe once,,,,swam out and got cramp. Struggled like fuck to stay afloat. Luckily my mate pulled me to the shallows Would you have come to my funeral? Can I come please Fraise? At least it would mean that hopefully I've got a few years left, presuming that you've got a few. Last December I had an unexpected heart attack.. always presumed I was fairly fit until then so it does make you think. True happening... I came home yesterday and opened the only letter I had...An offer of a funeral plan from Aviva. The next thing I did, immediately put the radio on and there was an advert being played by Smooth ...offering a funeral plan by the COOP..... I'm going to the Mosque on Friday AND to church on Sunday just to be on the safe side. And PS ,. I've got a circular saw for sale if you're interested. 😂😂 all that made me chuckle (((not the heart attack))) You can come to my funeral if you want john. Be nice for someone to be there. I only have 6yrs left tho I made a pact with God or was it the devil 🤔 when I was little .....I didn't want to live like an old man so it went a bit like ..., "please give me a good life only up until I'm old and wrinkley ....about 59 😁 Bloody regretting it a bit now. I'll pass on the saw mate. Aldi shit 😏
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2018 19:03:21 GMT
I nearly drowned there Harry, the rip tides are unbelievably strong. But nobody, like you say heeds the warnings. Yes mate I can imagine you could very quickly get into difficulties there , I vaguely remember a guy drowning there once. He had no arms, no legs and no body. I think his name was eddy ....Got cramp in his ears 🙄
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Aug 29, 2018 20:55:43 GMT
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Post by bobby1eye on Aug 29, 2018 20:55:43 GMT
Yes mate I can imagine you could very quickly get into difficulties there , I vaguely remember a guy drowning there once. He had no arms, no legs and no body. I think his name was eddy ....Got cramp in his ears 🙄 Was he a rugby player??
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Post by Deleted on Aug 29, 2018 21:12:25 GMT
I thought he was a buoy
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Post by lawrieleslie on Aug 30, 2018 19:36:08 GMT
Death doesn’t bother me at all. The way I die does though.
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