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Post by xchpotter on Aug 27, 2018 9:14:14 GMT
Does anybody else think about it ? When , how , etc I want to go like my grandfather, he passed away Peacefully in his sleep , unlike his terrified passengers First heard this from Bob Monkhouse.....still makes me chuckle.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 27, 2018 10:09:56 GMT
Reincarnation?
Fuck me, if I knew I had to have another life all over again after this one I'd be distraught.
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Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 27, 2018 10:18:25 GMT
I'd like to die whilst being suffocated by a big pair of tits Cartwright and Scholes eh?
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Post by bathstoke on Aug 27, 2018 10:53:47 GMT
Reincarnation? Fuck me, if I knew I had to have another life all over again after this one I'd be distraught. Imagine coming back as a slug. It's the stuff of a bad trip, of which I've had many...
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Aug 27, 2018 10:57:03 GMT
Post by felonious on Aug 27, 2018 10:57:03 GMT
Reincarnation? Fuck me, if I knew I had to have another life all over again after this one I'd be distraught. Imagine coming back as a slug. It's the stuff of a bad trip, of which I've had many... Still on the Magic Roundabout Bath?
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Aug 27, 2018 11:06:52 GMT
Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2018 11:06:52 GMT
I have been patched up twice by the N.H.S. (Heart bypass and new kidney- not all at the same time). I just want to enjoy the rest of my life with simple pleasures. (watching Stoke can be a bit traumatic at times!). I try to avoid stressful situations. My biggest fear is dementia. To go peacefully in the middle of the night is about the best one can hope for. Yeh I suppose being suffocated by my lady's tits is about as good as it gets.
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Aug 27, 2018 12:15:27 GMT
Post by bathstoke on Aug 27, 2018 12:15:27 GMT
Imagine coming back as a slug. It's the stuff of a bad trip, of which I've had many... Still on the Magic Roundabout Bath? It's been a long time... 🍄
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Aug 27, 2018 12:24:37 GMT
Post by felonious on Aug 27, 2018 12:24:37 GMT
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Aug 27, 2018 14:41:48 GMT
Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2018 14:41:48 GMT
I'd like to die whilst being suffocated by a big pair of tits Scholes & Cartwright?
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Post by musik on Aug 27, 2018 14:44:00 GMT
Reincarnation? Fuck me, if I knew I had to have another life all over again after this one I'd be distraught. It depends on how you have lived your life and what level your soul is on. Another life? Well, we live millions of them so the chance/risk is pretty good. I once was declared dead, so I actually would say I know more of death than life, cause it seemed more 'real' than the material thing called life. I can't really cope with the discussion of a painful death or not. The death in itself can't be painful, life is. Less for some people, more for some people.
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Aug 27, 2018 14:55:44 GMT
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Post by trentvale68 on Aug 27, 2018 14:55:44 GMT
I don't think there is an "after life", I reckon once you're gone you're gone and that's it. Wrong. You're immortal. It's all about recycling of souls. You will be sent back here - no matter if you like it or not, until you reach a certain level. What most people call "after life" is in fact another life. I'm more certain of this, than me just written this post. 👍 [br. Totally agree with this.
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Aug 27, 2018 15:07:33 GMT
Post by harryburrows on Aug 27, 2018 15:07:33 GMT
Wrong. You're immortal. It's all about recycling of souls. You will be sent back here - no matter if you like it or not, until you reach a certain level. What most people call "after life" is in fact another life. I'm more certain of this, than me just written this post. 👍 [br. Totally agree with this. I've often wondered about the possibilities of this ,
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Aug 27, 2018 15:51:35 GMT
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Aug 27, 2018 15:51:35 GMT
Sounds like the Buddhist journey to Nirvana to escape the cycle of rebirths
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Aug 27, 2018 15:51:41 GMT
Post by wapiti on Aug 27, 2018 15:51:41 GMT
I'm 71 and think about it often...….I can even feel a hot sulfurous breath on my neck at times......
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Post by harryburrows on Aug 27, 2018 16:04:49 GMT
Any more death jokes ?
A lawyer dies and goes to the pearly gates , St. Peter says welcome and enter you are most welcome . The lawyer says well I'm a bit pissed off as I'm only 34 and I was hoping for a bit longer . St. Peter says well with lawyers we now use their billable hours to work it out and accordingly you should be 97 years of age
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Aug 27, 2018 16:07:27 GMT
Post by Billybigbollox on Aug 27, 2018 16:07:27 GMT
I'm 71 and think about it often...….I can even feel a hot sulfurous breath on my neck at times...... You sure that’s not just your old lady doing the old ‘Dutch oven’ whilst your sleeping Wapiti?
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Aug 27, 2018 16:25:40 GMT
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Aug 27, 2018 16:25:40 GMT
Death doesn't scare,me missing out on family growing up and not watching stoke is a very scary thought.
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Post by bobby1eye on Aug 27, 2018 17:41:42 GMT
It it said that when you dream your are falling you then wake up. But when you don't wake up from that dream,it means you have died in you sleep. So do you remember the dream that killed you? I had a dream once where I fell out of an hot air balloon.i hit the deck standing bolt upright and my spine come out the top of my head. I didn't die but had trouble putting my woolly hat on after that,it just never reached my ears. Alot of folk thought I was just a nesh Jew.
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Aug 27, 2018 17:49:23 GMT
Post by felonious on Aug 27, 2018 17:49:23 GMT
I'm 71 and think about it often...….I can even feel a hot sulfurous breath on my neck at times...... Could that be the smell of gunpowder?
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 27, 2018 18:10:55 GMT
A convent explodes and wipes out every single nun in the building.
In a flash, they find themselves queuing up outside the pearly gates. St Peter introduces himself and says "Sisters, welcome to heaven. We know you'll all be coming in but first you just need to make a final confession to make sure your souls are clear."
The nuns murmur amongst each other but settle down quite quickly.
First up, St Peter approaches Sister Mary. "My sister, have you ever touched a penis?" he asks. Mary looks a little embarrassed and whispers, "Yes, Peter. Once I touched the tip of a penis with the tip of my little finger". Saint Peter smiles and says, "Sister Mary, dip your finger into this bath of holy water, and you shall be admitted into heaven". She does, and she is.
Next up, Peter approaches Sister Bernadette. "Sister, have you ever touched a penis?". Sister Bernadette looks a little uncomfortable and says "Yes, Peter. I once held a man's entire throbbing member in my palm." Peter again looks pleased, places an arm around her shoulder, and says "Sister Bernadette, bathe your hand in this holy water, and you shall be admitted into heaven". She does, and she is.
At this point, a small scuffle seems to break out and one of the nuns barges in front of another.
Peter looks confused and says "Sister, why are you so impatient? Surely a few minutes of waiting will be far outweighed by the eternity of bliss and enlightenment behind the gates?"
The guilty nun looks a little flustered, and says "My apologies, Saint Peter, but if I'm going to have to gargle this water I'm bloody well doing it before Sister Elizabeth washes her arse in it!"
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Aug 27, 2018 18:22:06 GMT
Post by xchpotter on Aug 27, 2018 18:22:06 GMT
I’m curious if there is anything beyond or whether I’m actually the only person alive and it’s all just weird shit.
What I do hope though come the final reckoning,is that I have done more good in my life than bad, have helped more people than I have hindered and that I am considered by those who know me to be a good man.
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Aug 27, 2018 18:29:35 GMT
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Aug 27, 2018 18:29:35 GMT
I’m curious if there is anything beyond or whether I’m actually the only person alive and it’s all just weird shit. What I do hope though come the final reckoning,is that I have done more good in my life than bad, have helped more people than I have hindered and that I am considered by those who know me to be a good man. Personally that seems fair enough to me XCH, what more can anyone realistically expect. One problem I have with leaders such as Jesus, there does not seem to be any insight or account of how he dealt with family life...in the sense of ....all the problems/ issues that have to be faced by " ordinary " Western lives today, that's before we even consider all those in the world who are not even privileged to be born into the privileged West....Jesus had his problems , in that he was executed, but he didn't seem to have to have the issue of getting up for work each day, worrying about your children and possibly having close ones with cancer. Sometimes it isn't easy out there
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Aug 27, 2018 18:32:46 GMT
Post by Northy on Aug 27, 2018 18:32:46 GMT
I often think about it
death to all the fucktards I say
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Aug 27, 2018 20:44:27 GMT
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Post by wilcopotter on Aug 27, 2018 20:44:27 GMT
Never think about it. Try to live life to the full and have a laugh. Don’t be like the one armed waiter. He can give it, but he can’t take it😉.
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Aug 27, 2018 20:53:23 GMT
Post by Deleted on Aug 27, 2018 20:53:23 GMT
I have felt a lump under my Armpit, should i be concerned??
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Post by harryburrows on Aug 27, 2018 22:04:06 GMT
I’m curious if there is anything beyond or whether I’m actually the only person alive and it’s all just weird shit. What I do hope though come the final reckoning,is that I have done more good in my life than bad, have helped more people than I have hindered and that I am considered by those who know me to be a good man. Personally that seems fair enough to me XCH, what more can anyone realistically expect. One problem I have with leaders such as Jesus, there does not seem to be any insight or account of how he dealt with family life...in the sense of ....all the problems/ issues that have to be faced by " ordinary " Western lives today, that's before we even consider all those in the world who are not even privileged to be born into the privileged West....Jesus had his problems , in that he was executed, but he didn't seem to have to have the issue of getting up for work each day, worrying about your children and possibly having close ones with cancer. Sometimes it isn't easy out there I went to a funeral last week , a 12 year old son of a friend lost his battle with brain cancer . Awful awful day , one I won't ever forget . Life's very unfair sometimes
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Post by John Smiths Upper Fan on Aug 27, 2018 23:00:16 GMT
I don't worry about death personally. I worry about family and friends dying more so than myself.
I don't believe in after life or anything similar. Death is death. I understand people wanting to believe there is something as this can make handling death easier.
Has anyone seen the Disney film Coco? Its concept is similar to what I believe. When a person dies they rely on family and friends to keep there memory alive. In the film it's keeping photos up but in reality it could be anything. So long as your family and friends keep the memories of you alive you continue to live on after death, only in memory.
As in Coco there will reach a time when your kids go onto die and your grandkids die and so forth until you eventually get forgotten. That's death right there.
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Aug 28, 2018 2:14:47 GMT
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Post by duckling on Aug 28, 2018 2:14:47 GMT
Death doesn't worry me. It's the moments leading to the death that scare me. In the case of an accident or crime, the moment of realization and fear that you're dying any there's nothing you can do to stop it. In the case of disease, the decline and intense suffering in the period before death.
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Post by felonious on Aug 28, 2018 6:55:54 GMT
I have felt a lump under my Armpit, should i be concerned?? It'll most probably be a cyst mate but you need to go to the doctors. Most likely a course of antibiotics will get rid. It got rid of mine 18 years ago.
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Aug 28, 2018 9:17:08 GMT
Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2018 9:17:08 GMT
A quote from Kurt Vonnegut's Slaughterhouse Five.
"The most important thing I learned on Tralfamadore was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in the past, so it is very silly for people to cry at his funeral. All moments, past, present, and future, always have existed, always will exist. ... When a Tralfamadorian sees a corpse, all he thinks is that the dead person is in bad condition in that particular moment, but that the same person is just fine in plenty of other moments. Now, when I myself hear that somebody is dead, I simply shrug and say what the Tralfamadorians say about dead people, which is "So it goes."
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