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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 9, 2018 6:37:27 GMT
Interesting one tonight. Had a woman phone up and ask if she can book on Expedia and come in straight away, I was like yeah sure go ahead. So about 45 minutes later, this little woman comes in with three men and she was visibly upset, I was thinking the worst. Every dodgy news article and movie plot I’ve ever seen came into my imagination, but they made sure she was safe and then left, a surprise to me at least. Showed her to her room and she caused a fuss because the room was cold, bare in mind it is cold at night in general and the room was vacant so it’s not going to be the warmest is it. She starts saying she’ll need to get a refund and she might as well sleep outside, which I’m still trying to wrap my head around. I said I’d find her another room and see if she likes that one, so off we go to the second room at this point she’s mellowed out a bit and she’s not annoying the fuck out of me, she starts saying that she’s had to ask 11 people for help tonight and only one person did etc. Pretty sure she rambled about being in 90 hotels in 18 months which is fucking madness to me, but made sure she was alright then left her to it. About 20 minutes on, a police officer shows up to the hotel and says there’s been a report about a woman’s safety at the hotel so I ask him if he means this woman that’s just checked in and apparently she had gone into a local kebab shop and asked people for help which I assume are the men who brought her to the hotel and I assume paid for the room as she didn’t. So I take him to her room and he knocks on, she opens up and INSTANTLY she’s on the defensive giving the officer a load of shit and basically tells him to fuck off and asks if he’s got anything better to do, to which he replies ‘trust me I’ve got lots of things I’d rather be doing’ so off he goes and that’s that for now. Strange. Upset to unhappy to telling the law to eff off in a short space of time. Probably another one you'll be giving counselling to at some point Rob, stand by.
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Post by bathstoke on Nov 9, 2018 8:00:33 GMT
Interesting one tonight. Had a woman phone up and ask if she can book on Expedia and come in straight away, I was like yeah sure go ahead. So about 45 minutes later, this little woman comes in with three men and she was visibly upset, I was thinking the worst. Every dodgy news article and movie plot I’ve ever seen came into my imagination, but they made sure she was safe and then left, a surprise to me at least. Showed her to her room and she caused a fuss because the room was cold, bare in mind it is cold at night in general and the room was vacant so it’s not going to be the warmest is it. She starts saying she’ll need to get a refund and she might as well sleep outside, which I’m still trying to wrap my head around. I said I’d find her another room and see if she likes that one, so off we go to the second room at this point she’s mellowed out a bit and she’s not annoying the fuck out of me, she starts saying that she’s had to ask 11 people for help tonight and only one person did etc. Pretty sure she rambled about being in 90 hotels in 18 months which is fucking madness to me, but made sure she was alright then left her to it. About 20 minutes on, a police officer shows up to the hotel and says there’s been a report about a woman’s safety at the hotel so I ask him if he means this woman that’s just checked in and apparently she had gone into a local kebab shop and asked people for help which I assume are the men who brought her to the hotel and I assume paid for the room as she didn’t. So I take him to her room and he knocks on, she opens up and INSTANTLY she’s on the defensive giving the officer a load of shit and basically tells him to fuck off and asks if he’s got anything better to do, to which he replies ‘trust me I’ve got lots of things I’d rather be doing’ so off he goes and that’s that for now. Strange. It's an interesting mental health case, but what strikes me is that she asked 11 people for help & she has an ungrateful, dependant attitude. She may be ill, but she's still rude.
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Post by Northy on Nov 9, 2018 14:35:36 GMT
Just had some well fit birds come into the hotel, booked a room for the night and they are part of a dancing company and did a gig at The Moathouse I think they said. Sat on the floor drinking Prosecco and chatted to me for like an hour, calling me a legend and adding me on Facebook. Can't complain Pity it wasnt on tinder or grinder or whatever it is they use
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 0:24:14 GMT
Drag Queen only gone and had another seizure. Ambulance out, only been at work 90 min.
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Post by kingdong on Nov 13, 2018 5:21:23 GMT
Drag Queen only gone and had another seizure. Ambulance out, only been at work 90 min. Whatever you get paid, it's not enough.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 13, 2018 6:36:29 GMT
Drag Queen only gone and had another seizure. Ambulance out, only been at work 90 min. Not much you can do there apart from the Ambulance. All quiet apart from that?. (i had a couple of seizures years ago, you wake up knackered).
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Post by bathstoke on Nov 13, 2018 7:21:38 GMT
Drag Queen only gone and had another seizure. Ambulance out, only been at work 90 min. Not much you can do there apart from the Ambulance. All quiet apart from that?. (i had a couple of seizures years ago, you wake up knackered). Were those alcoholic seizures Chuffed!?!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2018 7:22:56 GMT
Cops showed up about 5am, turns out one of our guests was under mental health section 2 and needed to returned to fucking Surrey. They hung around in the bar for an hour until they got the go ahead to go in and talk to her
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 13, 2018 7:47:42 GMT
Not much you can do there apart from the Ambulance. All quiet apart from that?. (i had a couple of seizures years ago, you wake up knackered). Were those alcoholic seizures Chuffed!?! I was told it was a combination of things. Blood sugars, diet, stress (separation) exhaustion and the alcohol wasn't helping. Scans couldn't find anything wrong then they stopped. Not pleasant when you've bitten your own tongue.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 15, 2018 19:32:30 GMT
So this week has been quite dead for the most part however we’ve begun what I like to call The Phantom Menace. A homeless man is sneaking into the hotel at various points in the day and knocking on guests rooms and we’ve found remnants of him in the second floor boiler room.
He also got into the abandoned area of the hotel which was formerly the spa and the housekeepers aren’t locking the doors to their cupboards so he basically can get into all the nooks and crannies of the hotel.
My boss is so relaxed about it, the whole “what can you do?” approach so I’ve decided I’m going to take that approach because I simply don’t get paid enough to go hunting for a homeless man in the remote areas of the hotel so I can be stabbed and never found. Fuck that.
To be continued!
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Post by felonious on Nov 15, 2018 19:55:25 GMT
Were those alcoholic seizures Chuffed!?! I was told it was a combination of things. Blood sugars, diet, stress (separation) exhaustion and the alcohol wasn't helping. Scans couldn't find anything wrong then they stopped. Not pleasant when you've bitten your own tongue. There's a few on here who could learn from biting their tongues
On subject, glad to hear your well(ish)
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Post by mattador78 on Nov 15, 2018 21:11:00 GMT
So this week has been quite dead for the most part however we’ve begun what I like to call The Phantom Menace. A homeless man is sneaking into the hotel at various points in the day and knocking on guests rooms and we’ve found remnants of him in the second floor boiler room. He also got into the abandoned area of the hotel which was formerly the spa and the housekeepers aren’t locking the doors to their cupboards so he basically can get into all the nooks and crannies of the hotel. My boss is so relaxed about it, the whole “what can you do?” approach so I’ve decided I’m going to take that approach because I simply don’t get paid enough to go hunting for a homeless man in the remote areas of the hotel so I can be stabbed and never found. Fuck that. To be continued! Sounds like the sequel to this
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Post by bobby1eye on Nov 15, 2018 21:54:27 GMT
So this week has been quite dead for the most part however we’ve begun what I like to call The Phantom Menace. A homeless man is sneaking into the hotel at various points in the day and knocking on guests rooms and we’ve found remnants of him in the second floor boiler room. He also got into the abandoned area of the hotel which was formerly the spa and the housekeepers aren’t locking the doors to their cupboards so he basically can get into all the nooks and crannies of the hotel. My boss is so relaxed about it, the whole “what can you do?” approach so I’ve decided I’m going to take that approach because I simply don’t get paid enough to go hunting for a homeless man in the remote areas of the hotel so I can be stabbed and never found. Fuck that. To be continued! I bet your boss gets paid handsomely for being a cunt aswell. Just turn up and do what your boss is telling you to do. Do as little as possible mate,your pissing in the wind with your employer's and guests. When my back gets better I'm coming round for a drink and film this shit. What you having squire?
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Post by thequietman on Nov 15, 2018 23:24:10 GMT
So this week has been quite dead for the most part however we’ve begun what I like to call The Phantom Menace. A homeless man is sneaking into the hotel at various points in the day and knocking on guests rooms and we’ve found remnants of him in the second floor boiler room. He also got into the abandoned area of the hotel which was formerly the spa and the housekeepers aren’t locking the doors to their cupboards so he basically can get into all the nooks and crannies of the hotel. My boss is so relaxed about it, the whole “what can you do?” approach so I’ve decided I’m going to take that approach because I simply don’t get paid enough to go hunting for a homeless man in the remote areas of the hotel so I can be stabbed and never found. Fuck that. To be continued! Found remnants of him? Bloody hell, he's either a leper or a zombie. Steer well clear. You definitely don't get paid enough but your memoirs, if you survive long enough to write them, should make you a millionaire. In the meantime, we're all with you in spirit - from a very, very safe distance away.
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Post by murphthesurf on Nov 16, 2018 0:00:37 GMT
So this week has been quite dead for the most part however we’ve begun what I like to call The Phantom Menace. A homeless man is sneaking into the hotel at various points in the day and knocking on guests rooms and we’ve found remnants of him in the second floor boiler room. Found remnants of him? Bloody hell, he's either a leper or a zombie. Steer well clear. You definitely don't get paid enough but your memoirs, if you survive long enough to write them, should make you a millionaire. In the meantime, we're all with you in spirit - from a very, very safe distance away. Yep, that's exactly what I thought, too, JD........ Then when I found myself wondering WHICH bits of him they might have found I quickly switched to a FAR more pleasant thread, ie. the one Chuff started called 'Live Surgery now on Channel 5'.
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Post by felonious on Nov 16, 2018 6:41:07 GMT
Found remnants of him? Bloody hell, he's either a leper or a zombie. Steer well clear. You definitely don't get paid enough but your memoirs, if you survive long enough to write them, should make you a millionaire. In the meantime, we're all with you in spirit - from a very, very safe distance away. Yep, that's exactly what I thought, too, JD........ Then when I found myself wondering WHICH bits of him they might have found I quickly switched to a FAR more pleasant thread, ie. the one Chuff started called 'Live Surgery now on Channel 5'. I just assumed that he'd left his curling card
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Post by Deleted on Nov 16, 2018 22:10:33 GMT
The hotel is well and truly in the mouth of madness now. The receptionists have put up three Christmas trees and lined the dining tables with Christmas crackers. On the 16th of November. The 16th.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Nov 16, 2018 22:41:30 GMT
The hotel is well and truly in the mouth of madness now. The receptionists have put up three Christmas trees and lined the dining tables with Christmas crackers. On the 16th of November. The 16th. Take them down Robbie!
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Post by Northy on Nov 17, 2018 7:30:11 GMT
The hotel is well and truly in the mouth of madness now. The receptionists have put up three Christmas trees and lined the dining tables with Christmas crackers. On the 16th of November. The 16th. Burn them, burn them all .... Then take the decoration down 😁
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 17, 2018 7:45:43 GMT
The hotel is well and truly in the mouth of madness now. The receptionists have put up three Christmas trees and lined the dining tables with Christmas crackers. On the 16th of November. The 16th. See comment from Northy he's on the case with this one, tread carefully mind.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 17, 2018 17:36:09 GMT
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Post by bobby1eye on Nov 17, 2018 18:22:37 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 17, 2018 18:30:38 GMT
Realising the error of his ways with the Dear John letter obviously the smellies were an attempt to kid himself he could win her back. Or maybe not.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 17, 2018 18:31:46 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2018 20:45:54 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2018 17:28:37 GMT
A former guest came into the hotel yesterday and said she was going to blow the hotel up with everyone inside. Also one of the dancers that added me on Facebook was stalked by a guest under another guest's Facebook profile where he tried to message her and call her. Creep.
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Nov 21, 2018 17:34:01 GMT
A former guest came into the hotel yesterday and said she was going to blow the hotel up with everyone inside. Also one of the dancers that added me on Facebook was stalked by a guest under another guest's Facebook profile where he tried to message her and call her. Creep. Rob Was it a guest or a health inspector?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2018 17:36:56 GMT
A former guest came into the hotel yesterday and said she was going to blow the hotel up with everyone inside. Also one of the dancers that added me on Facebook was stalked by a guest under another guest's Facebook profile where he tried to message her and call her. Creep. Rob Was it a guest or a health inspector? I did actually have a health and safety person stay over very early on in my illustrious hotel career. He tried to tell me to get out of here ASAP haha
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Post by bigjohnritchie on Nov 21, 2018 17:38:42 GMT
Rob Was it a guest or a health inspector? I did actually have a health and safety person stay over very early on in my illustrious hotel career. He tried to tell me to get out of here ASAP haha Has he or she since died?
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 21, 2018 18:31:14 GMT
Rob Was it a guest or a health inspector? I did actually have a health and safety person stay over very early on in my illustrious hotel career. He tried to tell me to get out of here ASAP haha He can clearly spot potential when he sees it and was offering sound career advice or....
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