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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 26, 2018 5:25:14 GMT
Third paragraph there nails it I reckon. How many floors has the place got because they'll all be knackered with the up and down thing, so to speak.
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 26, 2018 7:01:57 GMT
Something dodgy happening in the hotel tonight, could not tell you what's going on even if I wanted to as I have no fucking idea. It all stems from the cancer man, he apparently had two women in his room even though the receptionist told him not too he just blatantly ignored her. He comes out of his room and comes to me and starts asking me if the gay guy who was kicking off the other night is around and I said he's just gone back to his room. He heads upstairs he's up there for about 30 minutes then he comes back down goes back to his room and comes back out with a woman, then he heads back up stairs. About 30 minutes goes by and all three of them come down, except this time the gay guy's hair is wet and I'm thinking at this point, how gay is he? Has he just had a quick shag from a local boslem prossie? Then this other pair of guests come down now I shit you not this woman is basically Mini-Me from Austin Powers' sister, she's fucking tiny. They all keep going back and forth between their rooms, the lobby and the cancer man's room. I really don't know what the fuck is going on but it's something well dodgy. Sounds like Cancer man is going out on a bang! How do you know Gay Guy was $#@&&!n one of the women?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2018 7:11:04 GMT
Something dodgy happening in the hotel tonight, could not tell you what's going on even if I wanted to as I have no fucking idea. It all stems from the cancer man, he apparently had two women in his room even though the receptionist told him not too he just blatantly ignored her. He comes out of his room and comes to me and starts asking me if the gay guy who was kicking off the other night is around and I said he's just gone back to his room. He heads upstairs he's up there for about 30 minutes then he comes back down goes back to his room and comes back out with a woman, then he heads back up stairs. About 30 minutes goes by and all three of them come down, except this time the gay guy's hair is wet and I'm thinking at this point, how gay is he? Has he just had a quick shag from a local boslem prossie? Then this other pair of guests come down now I shit you not this woman is basically Mini-Me from Austin Powers' sister, she's fucking tiny. They all keep going back and forth between their rooms, the lobby and the cancer man's room. I really don't know what the fuck is going on but it's something well dodgy. Sounds like Cancer man is going out on a bang! How do you know Gay Guy was $#@&&!n one of the women? Just a hunch, cancer man goes up to his room then comes back down then takes a woman up there and thirty minutes later the three of them come down and gay guy is freshly showered?
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 26, 2018 7:20:55 GMT
Sounds like Cancer man is going out on a bang! How do you know Gay Guy was $#@&&!n one of the women? Just a hunch, cancer man goes up to his room then comes back down then takes a woman up there and thirty minutes later the three of them come down and gay guy is freshly showered? Perhaps Gay Guys torpedo never went near the 'lady' during the ménage à trois. Perhaps it sunk Cancer Man...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2018 3:51:36 GMT
Couple of the people from Thursday's shenanigans have been kicked out. A culling, if you will.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 27, 2018 6:20:07 GMT
Couple of the people from Thursday's shenanigans have been kicked out. A culling, if you will. Ought to quieten things down a bit I imagine Rob. How soon will they be replaced by the next intake (sorry, guests). Just think, all that variety under one roof. Keep it up.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2018 6:22:39 GMT
Couple of the people from Thursday's shenanigans have been kicked out. A culling, if you will. Ought to quieten things down a bit I imagine Rob. How soon will they be replaced by the next intake (sorry, guests). Just think, all that variety under one roof. Keep it up. One of the women who was kicked out, her boyfriend or whatever you might call him booked into the hotel and apparently has taken days off work to get her back into a room and detox her. He was out till 5am from when I started at 11 trying to find her on the streets! Mad world.
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Post by bathstoke on Oct 27, 2018 7:18:57 GMT
Couple of the people from Thursday's shenanigans have been kicked out. A culling, if you will. Well it’s V necessary to cull the herd. With all that rampant mating that’s been going, if you don’t take out the weak links it could endanger the entire flock 🐂🐖🐑🐇
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Post by thevoid on Oct 27, 2018 10:08:55 GMT
Speaking of hotels- I went into a hotel the other day and saw a big pot of stew next to reception. "Nothing to worry about sir", said the receptionist. "That's just the hotel lobby."
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 27, 2018 12:33:14 GMT
Speaking of hotels- I went into a hotel the other day and saw a big pot of stew next to reception. "Nothing to worry about sir", said the receptionist. "That's just the hotel lobby." I've liked that for some reason. 🙃
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Post by felonious on Oct 27, 2018 12:53:23 GMT
Couple of the people from Thursday's shenanigans have been kicked out. A culling, if you will. Well it’s V necessary to cull the herd. With all that rampant mating that’s been going, if you don’t take out the weak links it could endanger the entire flock 🐂🐖🐑🐇 Perhaps Rob could arrange a visit from one of our resident American shooters?
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Post by Mendicant on Oct 28, 2018 8:51:21 GMT
Something dodgy happening in the hotel tonight, could not tell you what's going on even if I wanted to as I have no fucking idea. It all stems from the cancer man, he apparently had two women in his room even though the receptionist told him not too he just blatantly ignored her. He comes out of his room and comes to me and starts asking me if the gay guy who was kicking off the other night is around and I said he's just gone back to his room. He heads upstairs he's up there for about 30 minutes then he comes back down goes back to his room and comes back out with a woman, then he heads back up stairs. About 30 minutes goes by and all three of them come down, except this time the gay guy's hair is wet and I'm thinking at this point, how gay is he? Has he just had a quick shag from a local boslem prossie? Then this other pair of guests come down now I shit you not this woman is basically Mini-Me from Austin Powers' sister, she's fucking tiny. They all keep going back and forth between their rooms, the lobby and the cancer man's room. I really don't know what the fuck is going on but it's something well dodgy. This reminds me, didn't Billy Connolly once tell a joke about shagging a dwarf? Something like "spin her round like a propeller"?
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Post by felonious on Oct 28, 2018 9:44:23 GMT
Something dodgy happening in the hotel tonight, could not tell you what's going on even if I wanted to as I have no fucking idea. It all stems from the cancer man, he apparently had two women in his room even though the receptionist told him not too he just blatantly ignored her. He comes out of his room and comes to me and starts asking me if the gay guy who was kicking off the other night is around and I said he's just gone back to his room. He heads upstairs he's up there for about 30 minutes then he comes back down goes back to his room and comes back out with a woman, then he heads back up stairs. About 30 minutes goes by and all three of them come down, except this time the gay guy's hair is wet and I'm thinking at this point, how gay is he? Has he just had a quick shag from a local boslem prossie? Then this other pair of guests come down now I shit you not this woman is basically Mini-Me from Austin Powers' sister, she's fucking tiny. They all keep going back and forth between their rooms, the lobby and the cancer man's room. I really don't know what the fuck is going on but it's something well dodgy. This reminds me, didn't Billy Connolly once tell a joke about shagging a dwarf? Something like "spin her round like a propeller"? Have faith, that story will eventually come to pass.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2018 15:37:03 GMT
So as part of the culling, the cancer man has been kicked out! The half dead bastard has taken the extra key with him so now we're on the lookout to see if he tries to come back in. About 6 keys to different rooms have been taken by guests in recent weeks so muggings here has to go checking rooms in the night because a few people have been staying in rooms where no one has been booked in. Onto the next one tonight.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Oct 30, 2018 17:54:04 GMT
Didn't realise that the black market in Yale keys was so lucrative Rob. Keep your eyes peeled.
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Post by bobby1eye on Oct 30, 2018 18:18:04 GMT
Didn't realise that the black market in Yale keys was so lucrative Rob. Keep your eyes peeled. Ironic as there is a key cutters directly opposite the place. The asylum must keep him in business. That and all the vale trogs getting their hoofs resoled.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2018 21:47:43 GMT
I feel like I might get a bit fucked over here though. Christmas Eve/Day/Boxing Day and New Years Eve/Day all fall on weekdays where I'm scheduled to work.
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Oct 30, 2018 22:03:10 GMT
I feel like I might get a bit fucked over here though. Christmas Eve/Day/Boxing Day and New Years Eve/Day all fall on weekdays where I'm scheduled to work. It'll be mint. Better than the shite that'll be on the box. On a more serious nate, it seems you're keeping a level head and sense of humour, quite enjoying the lunacy. I've worked in Bail/Probation Hostels, refuges and such like {plenty of xmases}, what you're doing sounds rayt similar. Plenty of people make decent careers out of your line of work. If you are indeed enjoying it, might be worth doing an NVQ or summat, there'll be loads of opportunities through agencies {or by going statutory}, if you can back your experiences up with a qualification. {I have no idea of your age, circumstances etc. it wasn't meant to be patronizing.} Great thread. Not sure how you'd go on with the 'confidentiality' module.
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Post by samba :) on Oct 30, 2018 22:48:50 GMT
I feel like I might get a bit fucked over here though. Christmas Eve/Day/Boxing Day and New Years Eve/Day all fall on weekdays where I'm scheduled to work. double pay?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2018 23:28:37 GMT
I feel like I might get a bit fucked over here though. Christmas Eve/Day/Boxing Day and New Years Eve/Day all fall on weekdays where I'm scheduled to work. double pay? Nope no double pay for any holidays as far as im aware. Spoke to boss tonight about it, won't have to work every shift so happy days
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Post by Deleted on Oct 30, 2018 23:31:00 GMT
I feel like I might get a bit fucked over here though. Christmas Eve/Day/Boxing Day and New Years Eve/Day all fall on weekdays where I'm scheduled to work. It'll be mint. Better than the shite that'll be on the box. On a more serious nate, it seems you're keeping a level head and sense of humour, quite enjoying the lunacy. I've worked in Bail/Probation Hostels, refuges and such like {plenty of xmases}, what you're doing sounds rayt similar. Plenty of people make decent careers out of your line of work. If you are indeed enjoying it, might be worth doing an NVQ or summat, there'll be loads of opportunities through agencies {or by going statutory}, if you can back your experiences up with a qualification. {I have no idea of your age, circumstances etc. it was meant to be patronizing.} Great thread. Not sure how you'd go on with the 'confidentiality' module. Sounds interesting something I might look into. I'm 25 for the record
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2018 6:12:39 GMT
Had a weird call just, a woman phoned up asking to cancel a booking but we'd had the email through about the cancellation about 2hrs before. I tell her I've already got it cancelled it's all good and she asks me if I can tell her how many people the room is for and what names I'm like all I can see is that it's under XXXXXXXXXXX name (A man) and it's for a double room.
So what I'm thinking is, this room was booked for mid November and she's found out about it most likely her husband or boyfriend is cheating and she's cancelled the booking then she's called me to ask if there are any names besides his on the booking so she can go off on him like a volcano!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 31, 2018 7:40:33 GMT
Sounds like Cancer man is going out on a bang! How do you know Gay Guy was $#@&&!n one of the women? Just a hunch, cancer man goes up to his room then comes back down then takes a woman up there and thirty minutes later the three of them come down and gay guy is freshly showered? Could he or she be dealing drugs? £1 for a bag of monkey dust?
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Nov 1, 2018 16:59:36 GMT
Had a weird call just, a woman phoned up asking to cancel a booking but we'd had the email through about the cancellation about 2hrs before. I tell her I've already got it cancelled it's all good and she asks me if I can tell her how many people the room is for and what names I'm like all I can see is that it's under XXXXXXXXXXX name (A man) and it's for a double room. So what I'm thinking is, this room was booked for mid November and she's found out about it most likely her husband or boyfriend is cheating and she's cancelled the booking then she's called me to ask if there are any names besides his on the booking so she can go off on him like a volcano! In the name of confidentiality you should ask who is calling and cross check with the name on the booking and if not the same, say you can't discuss it. Once you've said you can't discuss it say it as for one man and two women!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2018 2:06:13 GMT
Just had some well fit birds come into the hotel, booked a room for the night and they are part of a dancing company and did a gig at The Moathouse I think they said. Sat on the floor drinking Prosecco and chatted to me for like an hour, calling me a legend and adding me on Facebook. Can't complain
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 3, 2018 6:52:56 GMT
Just had some well fit birds come into the hotel, booked a room for the night and they are part of a dancing company and did a gig at The Moathouse I think they said. Sat on the floor drinking Prosecco and chatted to me for like an hour, calling me a legend and adding me on Facebook. Can't complain Recompense for some of the garbage you have to deal with. Some folk run away to join the circus, how's your quickstep these days!. 😉
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Post by Deleted on Nov 3, 2018 21:15:53 GMT
Just had some well fit birds come into the hotel, booked a room for the night and they are part of a dancing company and did a gig at The Moathouse I think they said. Sat on the floor drinking Prosecco and chatted to me for like an hour, calling me a legend and adding me on Facebook. Can't complain Recompense for some of the garbage you have to deal with. Some folk run away to join the circus, how's your quickstep these days!. 😉 Turns out one of the girls that added me is the director of a showgirls company... might come in handy
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Post by chuffedstokie on Nov 3, 2018 21:33:10 GMT
Recompense for some of the garbage you have to deal with. Some folk run away to join the circus, how's your quickstep these days!. 😉 Turns out one of the girls that added me is the director of a showgirls company... might come in handy Keep your powder dry Rob you don't know what's around the next corner!. 😉👍
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Post by danceswithclams on Nov 4, 2018 1:19:52 GMT
Turns out one of the girls that added me is the director of a showgirls company... might come in handy Use an old sock mate, it's far less messy.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2018 5:50:05 GMT
Interesting one tonight. Had a woman phone up and ask if she can book on Expedia and come in straight away, I was like yeah sure go ahead. So about 45 minutes later, this little woman comes in with three men and she was visibly upset, I was thinking the worst. Every dodgy news article and movie plot I’ve ever seen came into my imagination, but they made sure she was safe and then left, a surprise to me at least.
Showed her to her room and she caused a fuss because the room was cold, bare in mind it is cold at night in general and the room was vacant so it’s not going to be the warmest is it. She starts saying she’ll need to get a refund and she might as well sleep outside, which I’m still trying to wrap my head around.
I said I’d find her another room and see if she likes that one, so off we go to the second room at this point she’s mellowed out a bit and she’s not annoying the fuck out of me, she starts saying that she’s had to ask 11 people for help tonight and only one person did etc. Pretty sure she rambled about being in 90 hotels in 18 months which is fucking madness to me, but made sure she was alright then left her to it.
About 20 minutes on, a police officer shows up to the hotel and says there’s been a report about a woman’s safety at the hotel so I ask him if he means this woman that’s just checked in and apparently she had gone into a local kebab shop and asked people for help which I assume are the men who brought her to the hotel and I assume paid for the room as she didn’t.
So I take him to her room and he knocks on, she opens up and INSTANTLY she’s on the defensive giving the officer a load of shit and basically tells him to fuck off and asks if he’s got anything better to do, to which he replies ‘trust me I’ve got lots of things I’d rather be doing’ so off he goes and that’s that for now.
Strange.
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