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Post by bayernoatcake on Dec 29, 2016 20:40:59 GMT
So is Andre the giant, they aren't all twats. Just most of them. Cheese eating surrender monkeys! Who is Andre The Giant?
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Post by Mendicant on Dec 29, 2016 20:42:12 GMT
Because he's a twat? Jumping up and down on the touchline, bollocking his players if they don't do his headless chicken chase for 90 minutes, he'll have a heart attack before we get relegated. And that's what he's like when he's winning. Can't wait see him when the wheels come off and his players run out of steam following a half season of double training sessions morning and afternoon, 5 days a week, then on a saturday. Apart from that, i like him. Name me a manager that isn't a twat! Neil Warnock
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Post by PotteringThrough on Dec 29, 2016 20:43:34 GMT
So is Andre the giant, they aren't all twats. Just most of them. Cheese eating surrender monkeys! Who is Andre The Giant? One of the finest actors to have ever lived.
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Post by wizzardofdribble on Dec 29, 2016 20:46:30 GMT
Who is Andre The Giant? One of the finest actors to have ever lived. A sort of cheese eating Shirley Crabtree surrender monkey
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Post by davejohnno1 on Dec 29, 2016 20:47:19 GMT
And behind the happy go lucky facade is a complete and utter wanker when he doesn't get what he believes he and his overrated team are entitled to. Again, like every other manager out there?! Pochetino? Ranieri? Bilic? Hughes?
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Post by sportsman on Dec 29, 2016 20:48:10 GMT
Because he's a twat? Jumping up and down on the touchline, bollocking his players if they don't do his headless chicken chase for 90 minutes, he'll have a heart attack before we get relegated. And that's what he's like when he's winning. Can't wait see him when the wheels come off and his players run out of steam following a half season of double training sessions morning and afternoon, 5 days a week, then on a saturday. Apart from that, i like him. Name me a manager that isn't a twat! I give you, this man:
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Post by PotteringThrough on Dec 29, 2016 20:48:42 GMT
One of the finest actors to have ever lived. A sort of cheese eating Shirley Crabtree surrender monkey A massive wheel of Camembert!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 20:51:04 GMT
Andre the Giant used to live next door to Samuel Beckett in France and used to get a lift off him to school every day in his pick up truck. Fact
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Post by PotteringThrough on Dec 29, 2016 20:51:57 GMT
Andre the Giant used to live next door to Samuel Beckett in France and used to get a lift off him to school every day in his pick up truck. Fact They talked about cricket.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 29, 2016 20:53:08 GMT
Andre the Giant used to live next door to Samuel Beckett in France and used to get a lift off him to school every day in his pick up truck. Fact They talked about cricket. They sure did. What a fucked up world we live in.....
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Post by bayernoatcake on Dec 29, 2016 20:54:21 GMT
Again, like every other manager out there?! Pochetino? Ranieri? Bilic? Hughes? All of them bitch and whine with the best of them. Hughes before he signed for us was one of my most hated managers for what he used to say before and after games. Ranieri did it after our game.
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Post by sportsman on Dec 29, 2016 20:55:21 GMT
Because he's a twat? Jumping up and down on the touchline, bollocking his players if they don't do his headless chicken chase for 90 minutes, he'll have a heart attack before we get relegated. And that's what he's like when he's winning. Can't wait see him when the wheels come off and his players run out of steam following a half season of double training sessions morning and afternoon, 5 days a week, then on a saturday. Apart from that, i like him. Name me a manager that isn't a twat! And just for you my friend:
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Post by bayernoatcake on Dec 29, 2016 20:55:44 GMT
Name me a manager that isn't a twat! I give you, this man: He's a massive twat, always has been! That's one of the reasons I like him, he's our twat. I just wish he'd remember how to manage a football team.
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Post by adi on Dec 29, 2016 21:42:19 GMT
If we permanently sign Martins Indi and Grant it opens up 4 loans ( 5 if Bony leaves ) That's the route we will take as it's madness to build a squad in January How cool would it be to have 2 seasons with the same squad including shaqiri, Arnie, Allen, indi, bojan and imbula?! It's wank having to keep losing/signing players. I know almost every team has this issue but I feel like this bunch should be bolstered with 2-3 more class players and given a chance to see what they can achieve. Injuries have been a bastard this season so I don't completely blame Hughes for the chopping and changing but it's getting daft now.
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Post by adi on Dec 29, 2016 21:42:50 GMT
He isn't free in the summer mate....wba are still eligible for compensation given he's under 25 and British and they know that The same thing happened with Danny Ings at Burnley and Liverpool had to pay £8m Didn't realise that. 1-0 to you No if he goes abroad tho??
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Post by adi on Dec 29, 2016 21:46:50 GMT
I don't get the hatred towards Klopp? He's clearly a fucking excellent manager. Because he's a twat? Jumping up and down on the touchline, bollocking his players if they don't do his headless chicken chase for 90 minutes, he'll have a heart attack before we get relegated. And that's what he's like when he's winning. Can't wait see him when the wheels come off and his players run out of steam following a half season of double training sessions morning and afternoon, 5 days a week, then on a saturday. Apart from that, i like him. I feel the same. Don't like him. Think he's very false.
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Post by edaboagenawo on Dec 29, 2016 22:07:08 GMT
Only saying! I'm not sure after Wollscheld, Imbula, Shaq and Bojan on the bench If i were Coates, first question i'd ask myself is how much would Imbula, Shaq and Bojan fetch on the transfer market now ? My opinion is nowhere near the 30 odd million the three of them cost.
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Post by gingerninja on Dec 29, 2016 22:34:48 GMT
The squad as it stands is a right royal mess. It is so unbalanced and devoid of pace it is scary. I like Hughes and enjoy how his teams try to play, but heavens above we lack such zip and drive coupled with a lack of youth. I agree with Huddys comments. We are complacent and if Coates isn't careful the new stand extension will be empty come August 2017. Major squad surgery required.
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Post by benjaminbiscuit on Dec 29, 2016 22:36:13 GMT
Only saying! I'm not sure after Wollscheld, Imbula, Shaq and Bojan on the bench If i were Coates, first question i'd ask myself is how much would Imbula, Shaq and Bojan fetch on the transfer market now ? My opinion is nowhere near the 30 odd million the three of them cost. Spot on in an inflated market their value is no where near 30 million , yet we sold at deflated prices. First bullets Ned the names Scholes and Cartwright on them our transfer policy had been shambolic for 2 years and is leading us to big trouble .
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Post by JoeinOz on Dec 29, 2016 22:46:02 GMT
If i were Coates, first question i'd ask myself is how much would Imbula, Shaq and Bojan fetch on the transfer market now ? My opinion is nowhere near the 30 odd million the three of them cost. Spot on in an inflated market their value is no where near 30 million , yet we sold at deflated prices. First bullets Ned the names Scholes and Cartwright on them our transfer policy had been shambolic for 2 years and is leading us to big trouble . Bullets?
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Post by kustokie on Dec 29, 2016 22:56:09 GMT
I knew someone would say this. What he said you can't build a great team by throwing money at the problem without spending an equal amount of effort on coaching the players you have. Klopp has a vision for the type of team he wants to build, Hughes's approach is hit and miss (mostly miss, if you look at Monday's bench). He totally out-thought Hughes this week - so yes, I would say he coached his arse off to a conformtable 4-1 win. Conte transformed Hazard, Costa and Moses and no-one saw how much difference bringing David Silva into the middle of a back three would make. Saturday is likely to bring the differences of the two coaches in sharp focus - I hope I am wrong and I'll be first to admit my mistake. Totally out-thought Hughes? Did he fuck. Klopp got out thought for the first half hour, then we gifted a side that should have cut us open 4 daft mistake goals. Out thought my arse. That's one interpretation. I prefer to believe what I saw. Klopp adjusted, turned up the heat and pressured us into making stupid mistakes. Liverpool responded, Stoke crumbled - that's all she wrote.
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Post by kustokie on Dec 29, 2016 23:01:23 GMT
If i were Coates, first question i'd ask myself is how much would Imbula, Shaq and Bojan fetch on the transfer market now ? My opinion is nowhere near the 30 odd million the three of them cost. Spot on in an inflated market their value is no where near 30 million , yet we sold at deflated prices. First bullets Ned the names Scholes and Cartwright on them our transfer policy had been shambolic for 2 years and is leading us to big trouble . Benji. I can usually dicipher what you are trying to say. But "First bullets Ned the names..." has me scratching my head. Monkeys, typewriters and the Works of Shakespeare come to mind.
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Post by peterthornesboots on Dec 29, 2016 23:13:59 GMT
Coates will back him in January.
The question is, will the right players be available? In the mid-season window the best players tend to stay where they are.
Making Grant's and Indi's loans permanent are vital.
On top of that a couple of extra bodies is probably the best we can expect (defender and striker).
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Post by riproaring on Dec 29, 2016 23:23:04 GMT
I wouldn't give him £5 to go to poundland with, he would come back with 100 carrier bags
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Post by kustokie on Dec 29, 2016 23:39:40 GMT
He's a massive twat, always has been! That's one of the reasons I like him, he's our twat. I just wish he'd remember how to manage a football team. That assumes he once did know how!
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Post by bayernoatcake on Dec 29, 2016 23:41:09 GMT
He's a massive twat, always has been! That's one of the reasons I like him, he's our twat. I just wish he'd remember how to manage a football team. That assumes he once did know how! We don't need to assume, we know he did. That's why these last 12 months are so bastard annoying.
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Post by kustokie on Dec 29, 2016 23:46:15 GMT
That assumes he once did know how! We don't need to assume, we know he did. That's why these last 12 months are so bastard annoying. I tend to agree. Two games in a row, we've come with guns blazing and looked fantastic. I was like a dog with two d**** at half-time against Leicester and the same again when Walters scored on Monday. Then it goes to hell in a hand basket. Bloody frustrating.
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Post by johnnysoul60 on Dec 30, 2016 0:00:16 GMT
I honestly don't know who signs players at the club .
I'm not sure managers go out and watch players any more , I'm pretty sure Hughes wanted Allen but other than that don't have a clue .
If they wont back him they need to get rid surely
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Post by cheeesfreeex on Dec 30, 2016 0:06:22 GMT
Hanging all me hopes on Robertson from Hull and Berhino to add to the complexities of the picture for now. With some promotions from the yoof too. That'll do for me.
I'm being fairly hip hop and zef about this window.
For now.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Dec 30, 2016 0:35:33 GMT
Hanging all me hopes on Robertson from Hull and Berhino to add to the complexities of the picture for now. With some promotions from the yoof too. That'll do for me. I'm being fairly hip hop and zef about this window. For now. Robertson has just had his contract extended which is annoying.
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