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Post by StatesideStokie on Oct 3, 2016 13:43:18 GMT
When Joe Allen came back from a trip to the Virgin Islands, they had to rename them The Islands.
Joe Allen once slammed a revolving door.
Superman wears Joe Allen pajamas.
When Joe Allen heard about Jesus walking on water, he laughed and swam through land.
Joe Allen can squeeze orange juice with his bare hands. From an apple.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, the first thing he saw were three missed calls from Joe Allen.
Abdoulaye Faye doesn't sleep, he waits. For Joe Allen to tell him a bedtime story.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 13:45:10 GMT
Post of the year award goes to you.
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Post by Dutchpeter on Oct 3, 2016 13:48:26 GMT
Joe Allen used to be lead singer of the pop group Japan. He likes Chives but shies away from spirit levels  |
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Post by foster on Oct 3, 2016 13:51:37 GMT
Just take Chuck Norris jokes and replace with Joe Allen  |
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Post by StatesideStokie on Oct 3, 2016 13:54:04 GMT
Just take Chuck Norris jokes and replace with Joe Allen Chuck Norris is Joe Allen's bitch. |
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Post by Northy on Oct 3, 2016 13:56:09 GMT
anybody able to transfer joe onto a scene with the boothen behind him  |
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Post by kentpotter on Oct 3, 2016 13:58:28 GMT
 He played a mad Irishman in 'Braveheart'! |
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Oct 3, 2016 14:25:33 GMT
He's no James O'connor. :-)
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Post by roostershair on Oct 3, 2016 14:33:27 GMT
Just take Chuck Norris jokes and replace with Joe Allen Chuck Norris is Joe Allen's bitch. Admit it Stokeside, you're in love  |
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Post by roostershair on Oct 3, 2016 14:34:39 GMT
Poxy txt! It should have said Stateside! Sorry
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Post by roostershair on Oct 3, 2016 14:36:01 GMT
anybody able to transfer joe onto a scene with the boothen behind him Amen |
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Post by StatesideStokie on Oct 3, 2016 14:57:36 GMT
Chuck Norris is Joe Allen's bitch. Admit it Stokeside, you're in love Mate, if I found him in bed with my wife, I would tuck him in. |
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Post by mattador78 on Oct 3, 2016 15:08:27 GMT
Chuck Norris is Joe Allens beard
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Post by salopstick on Oct 3, 2016 15:11:16 GMT
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Post by PotterLog on Oct 3, 2016 15:18:59 GMT
Little Joe is the reincarnation of my favourite ever Stoke City midfielder, Super Johnny Eustace. |
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Post by samba :) on Oct 3, 2016 15:21:36 GMT
Joe allen doesn't follow god
God follows joe allen
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Post by outspaced on Oct 3, 2016 16:09:59 GMT
Joe Allen keeps chickens.
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Oct 3, 2016 16:45:26 GMT
Joe Allen keeps chickens. And he knows what came first!  |
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Post by onesteino on Oct 3, 2016 17:00:28 GMT
Joe Allen can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
joe Allen had a staring contest with a mirror and won.
Joe Allen has no enemies, he only has victims.
When Joe Allen tells you to stop typing, y...
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Post by scfc64 on Oct 3, 2016 17:01:34 GMT
When Joe Allen got in after the match yesterday he emptied his back pocket...
Mobile..
Wallet..
Keys..
Pogba...
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Post by WhyDelilah on Oct 3, 2016 17:12:13 GMT
Joe Allen can believe it's not butter.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 17:27:31 GMT
Joe Allen once rode his BMX up Mount Everest, one handed, whilst blasting out "You're No Son Of Mine" by Phil Collins. The echo could be heard in Vietnam, Ethiopia, Canada, Brazil and Leeds.
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Post by scfc75 on Oct 3, 2016 17:37:07 GMT
Joe Allen once rode his BMX up Mount Everest, one handed, whilst blasting out "You're No Son Of Mine" by Phil Collins. The echo could be heard in Vietnam, Ethiopia, Canada, Brazil and Leeds. Nothing echoes in Leeds |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2016 17:40:05 GMT
Joe Allen once rode his BMX up Mount Everest, one handed, whilst blasting out "You're No Son Of Mine" by Phil Collins. The echo could be heard in Vietnam, Ethiopia, Canada, Brazil and Leeds. Nothing echoes in Leeds You're thinking of North Leeds. |
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Post by richardparker on Oct 3, 2016 18:22:01 GMT
Joe Allen keeps chickens. Beat me to it! What about, Joe Allen lays golden eggs. |
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Post by Stoke711 on Oct 3, 2016 20:48:08 GMT
Xavi wants to be the Spanish Allen
Pirlo wants to be the Italian Allen
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Oct 3, 2016 21:21:55 GMT
Bodyguards want Joe Allen to protect them.
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Post by foster on Oct 4, 2016 6:06:34 GMT
Joe Allen can translate biscuits English and write longer posts than MickMills.
Must try harder.
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Post by Kjones9 on Oct 4, 2016 6:08:00 GMT
Joe Allen is a quality player.
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Post by foster on Oct 4, 2016 6:27:05 GMT
Joe Allen can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Joe Allen is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Joe Allen and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
If you spell Joe Allen in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Joe Allen is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Joe Allen.
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Joe Allen.
There are no steroids in football. Just players Joe Allen has breathed on.
Joe Allen can kill two stones with one bird.
Death once had a near-Joe Allen experience.
Joe Allen refers to himself in the forth person.
Joe Allen can speak French......in Russian.
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