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Post by Kjones9 on Oct 4, 2016 6:32:51 GMT
Joe Allen can score goals and put in a decent defensive sift.
#doingsomethingright.
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Post by Mendicant on Oct 4, 2016 7:58:12 GMT
iloveglennwhelan loves Joe Allen more than Glenn Whelan
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Post by Mendicant on Oct 4, 2016 7:59:29 GMT
Joe Allen can score goals and put in a decent defensive sift. #doingsomethingright. Whatever you say flour
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Post by bojanwonder on Oct 4, 2016 15:36:50 GMT
Joe Allen also stars as Kev's brother in 'Derek'!
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Oct 4, 2016 16:12:44 GMT
Joe Allen and Abdoulaye Faye once accidentally ran into one another.
The result was the Big Bang.
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Oct 4, 2016 16:17:01 GMT
Joe Allen and Abdoulaye Faye once accidentally ran into one another. The result was the Big Bang. just before Higginbotham met up with that sexy spaniard and together they created the Higgs-Bojan
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2016 16:35:13 GMT
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Post by burge2u on Oct 4, 2016 16:37:15 GMT
Joe Allen and Abdoulaye Faye once accidentally ran into one another. The result was the Big Bang. just before Higginbotham met up with that sexy spaniard and together they created the Higgs-Bojan Were you expecting a reaction ?
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Post by RichJonesy on Oct 4, 2016 16:37:56 GMT
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Post by blurtonboy on Oct 4, 2016 17:07:17 GMT
Joe Allen is fucking up our team selection, according to some posters.
Am I doing this right?
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Post by RichJonesy on Oct 4, 2016 17:12:09 GMT
Joe Allen is fucking up our team selection, according to some posters. Am I doing this right? That's because we don't have 11 Joe Allens
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2016 17:31:32 GMT
Global GDP quadrupled when Joe Allen sold a picture of his cock on ebay
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Post by thevoid on Oct 4, 2016 17:45:59 GMT
God created the world in seven days.
It should have been 10 but Joe Allen wouldn't pay him overtime.
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Post by Mendicant on Oct 4, 2016 17:58:22 GMT
Joe Allen once taught a man from Cheadle how to read.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2016 18:06:00 GMT
1 of the 48 teams in the proposed new World Cup format will be Joe Allen
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Post by 1982stokie on Oct 4, 2016 18:07:02 GMT
Joe Allen can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves. Joe Allen is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Joe Allen and that you will be handicapped if you park there. If you spell Joe Allen in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Joe Allen is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Joe Allen. Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Joe Allen. There are no steroids in football. Just players Joe Allen has breathed on. Joe Allen can kill two stones with one bird. Death once had a near-Joe Allen experience. Joe Allen refers to himself in the forth person. Joe Allen can speak French......in Russian. Nearly cried reading this
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2016 18:09:17 GMT
The first rule of Fight Club is "Coz Joe Allen said so"
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Post by Saul Krakinov on Oct 4, 2016 21:16:51 GMT
The son of god went to the barber and asked for a Joe Allen cut
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Post by burge2u on Oct 5, 2016 16:39:00 GMT
Joe Allen once taught a man from Cheadle how to read. Some of the others I can believe, ......... but not this one.
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Post by jonnybravo on Oct 5, 2016 19:29:01 GMT
Joe Allen once gave 20 women multiple orgasms at the same time while singing delilah
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Oct 5, 2016 22:22:23 GMT
Joe Allen doesn't go to the gym. The gym goes to Joe Allen. Joe Allen doesn't eat Weetabix or his 5-a-day. Joe Allen wins the Joe Allen d'Or every year, and gives it to Messi or Ronaldo.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2016 7:06:25 GMT
Joe Allen once gave 20 women multiple orgasms at the same time while singing delilah And 5,000 men too
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2016 7:09:34 GMT
Joe Allen holds the Guinness book of Records record for holding every Guinness book of Records record.
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Post by jonnybravo on Oct 6, 2016 8:34:10 GMT
Joe Allen once gave 20 women multiple orgasms at the same time while singing delilah And 5,000 men too He's a miracle worker
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2016 9:29:16 GMT
Joe Allen doesn't have followers on Twitter...he has Disciples and Worshippers
Joe Allen is such a sex machine that he is classed as trisexual
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Post by stokiefromhaslo on Oct 6, 2016 9:56:56 GMT
It's a well known fact that Joe Allen's tears hold the cure for cancer. It's a shame he never cries.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2016 13:13:44 GMT
If you say "Joe Allen" in to a mirror three times, he suddenly appears behind you and then goes to have sex with your wife.
If you don't say his name in to a mirror, he just enters through the front door (of the house...) as expected.
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Post by StatesideStokie on Oct 6, 2016 15:42:33 GMT
Joe Allen doesn't breathe air. He holds air hostage.
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Post by StatesideStokie on Oct 15, 2016 14:52:06 GMT
Pirlo wants to be the Italian Joe Allen.
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Oct 15, 2016 14:57:18 GMT
Joe Allen will only score hat tricks when he wants.
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