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Post by scfcwebby on Oct 15, 2016 15:07:35 GMT
Joe Allen fact number one.... he is fucking immense!
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Post by StoKeith on Oct 15, 2016 16:02:08 GMT
If you say "Joe Allen" in to a mirror three times, he suddenly appears behind you and then goes to have sex with your wife. If you don't say his name in to a mirror, he just enters through the front door (of the house...) as expected. What if your wife says "Joe Allen" three times into a mirror?
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Post by fortressbritannia on Oct 15, 2016 16:38:19 GMT
If you say "Joe Allen" in to a mirror three times, he suddenly appears behind you and then goes to have sex with your wife. If you don't say his name in to a mirror, he just enters through the front door (of the house...) as expected. What if your wife says "Joe Allen" three times into a mirror? You become pregnant with Joe Allen's child
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Oct 15, 2016 17:11:31 GMT
Joe Allen could give a corpse an Orgasm.
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Post by mrcoke on Oct 21, 2016 17:42:24 GMT
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Post by StatesideStokie on Oct 22, 2016 15:48:21 GMT
Joe Allen is a mercyfull God, occasionally stepping into the shadows and bestowing his powers onto lesser players to allow them to score.
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Post by mrcoke on Oct 23, 2016 8:07:42 GMT
Joe Allen is a mercyfull God, occasionally stepping into the shadows and bestowing his powers onto lesser players to allow them to score. As evidenced yesterday, when Shaqiri was anointed with the Allen goal scoring magic.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Oct 23, 2016 8:10:30 GMT
Joe Allen can't link up with Bony and Bojan should be playing.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 8:12:23 GMT
Joe Allen can't link up with Bony and Bojan should be playing. Are you suggesting dropping Allen?
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Post by bayernoatcake on Oct 23, 2016 8:13:51 GMT
Joe Allen can't link up with Bony and Bojan should be playing. Are you suggesting dropping Allen? To where Cameron has been playing yes. But the lack of a link with the striker and midfield is a worry and that should be Allen doing that centrally. There's nothing. It's pretty crap.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 23, 2016 8:20:11 GMT
Are you suggesting dropping Allen? To where Cameron has been playing yes. But the lack of a link with the striker and midfield is a worry and that should be Allen doing that centrally. There's nothing. It's pretty crap. I'd have thought that Joe Allen's best position was further back to be honest and was surprised when Hughes decided to put him that far up the pitch. Having said that, apart from the fact that Bojan has been pretty dreadful this season when played we are on a 4 game unbeaten run due to the current team and tactics, so to change this around when it's not necessary would be managerial madness. Allen has been the heartbeat of our team for the last month or so playing in this position that you say he can't play, and made match winning/saving performances from this position so surely he and we as a team are doing something right.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Oct 23, 2016 8:23:29 GMT
To where Cameron has been playing yes. But the lack of a link with the striker and midfield is a worry and that should be Allen doing that centrally. There's nothing. It's pretty crap. I'd have thought that Joe Allen's best position was further back to be honest and was surprised when Hughes decided to put him that far up the pitch. Having said that, apart from the fact that Bojan has been pretty dreadful this season when played we are on a 4 game unbeaten run due to the current team and tactics, so to change this around when it's not necessary would be managerial madness. Allen has been the heartbeat of our team for the last month or so playing in this position that you say he can't play, and made match winning/saving performances from this position so surely he and we as a team are doing something right. We've beat two sides the dog and duck should beat. We have done it modestly and without any play between the midfield and striker. That for me is a worry. We need more from the more attacking player in the middle with regards to that.
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Oct 23, 2016 8:26:54 GMT
Joe Allen can't link up with Bony and Bojan should be playing. Take a look at shaqiris first goal, then watch it again by just watching Joe Allen's run. Takes 2 defenders out of the the game that allows the shot. No Joe Allen, no goal.
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Post by bayernoatcake on Oct 23, 2016 8:32:02 GMT
Joe Allen can't link up with Bony and Bojan should be playing. Take a look at shaqiris first goal, then watch it again by just watching Joe Allen's run. Takes 2 defenders out of the the game that allows the shot. No Joe Allen, no goal. And he can do that from deeper. Bojan makes excellent runs too.
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Post by roostershair on Oct 23, 2016 8:42:22 GMT
Fuck Joe Allen off! Waste of money! God, I'm such a rebel!
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Post by WhyDelilah on Oct 23, 2016 8:43:22 GMT
Joe Allen fact number 462: -
Bayernoatcake is a miserable bastard that talks copious amounts of horseshit.
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Oct 23, 2016 9:11:27 GMT
Take a look at shaqiris first goal, then watch it again by just watching Joe Allen's run. Takes 2 defenders out of the the game that allows the shot. No Joe Allen, no goal. And he can do that from deeper. Bojan makes excellent runs too. Yes Bojan does make excellent runs but when he plays we see nowhere near what we know he can do, that's why he ain't playing.
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Post by raythesailor on Oct 23, 2016 15:40:21 GMT
Joe Allen can't link up with Bony and Bojan should be playing. Take a look at shaqiris first goal, then watch it again by just watching Joe Allen's run. Takes 2 defenders out of the the game that allows the shot. No Joe Allen, no goal. Hull were obsessed with preventing Joe from scoring goals following the media hype of how well he was doing for us. This obsession was very short sighted as they failed to realise that we have other equally gifted players who were then given more time and space.
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Post by robstokie on Oct 23, 2016 15:43:44 GMT
When Joe Allen wants to sleep with your missus... you tuck him into the bed. Then, when he has done the business, you give him a standing ovation.
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Post by mrcoke on Oct 31, 2016 22:13:02 GMT
Rapidly becoming a Stoke legend.
Sky Sports 1 TV can't stop talking about him.
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Post by Bowyer83 on Oct 31, 2016 22:14:22 GMT
Rapidly becoming a Stoke legend. Sky Sports 1 TV can't stop talking about him. He's definitely helped improve our position in recent weeks.
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Post by kurt on Oct 31, 2016 22:14:59 GMT
Rapidly becoming a Stoke legend. What a player!!
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Post by TexasPotter on Oct 31, 2016 22:23:15 GMT
I just read Bayern's ideas above and then though about our lord and savior Joe Allen of Stoke and Wales's assist tonight and what he would say. Turn the other cheek my son.
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Post by Mendicant on Oct 31, 2016 22:28:17 GMT
Joe Allen can safely mix cross-ply and radial tyres.
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Post by Boothen on Oct 31, 2016 22:35:09 GMT
Apparently Joe Allen doesn't breathe, his lungs take air hostage.
I find it hilarious that the shit spunked the best part of £100million on Pogba, a player that has done exactly the square root of fuck all and looks fucking dire, when we paid a mere £13million for the floppy haired welsh wizard who is not only creating goals but scoring them too.
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Post by TexasPotter on Oct 31, 2016 22:36:54 GMT
Apparently Joe Allen doesn't breathe, his lungs take air hostage. I find it hilarious that the shit spunked the best part of £100million on Pogba, a player that has done exactly the square root of fuck all and looks fucking dire, when we paid a mere £13million for the floppy haired welsh wizard who is not only creating goals but scoring them too. You can put a shine on a £100 million pound turd and sell a lot of shirts and shoe adverts and the like, but at the end of the day it is still shit.
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