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Post by Skankmonkey on Feb 8, 2016 14:39:29 GMT
... and actresses.
David Caruso - the sunglasses botherer from CSI Miami.
The short, slightly wall eyed blond woman in that show as well. In fact the bulk of the cast may as well be sponsored by the bloody Forestry Commission.
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Feb 8, 2016 14:42:54 GMT
... and actresses. David Caruso - the sunglasses botherer from CSI Miami. The short, slightly wall eyed blond woman in that show as well. In fact the bulk of the cast may as well be sponsored by the bloody Forestry Commission.  |
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Post by Skankmonkey on Feb 8, 2016 14:44:59 GMT
... and actresses. David Caruso - the sunglasses botherer from CSI Miami. The short, slightly wall eyed blond woman in that show as well. In fact the bulk of the cast may as well be sponsored by the bloody Forestry Commission. You are right of course. I knew there was a reason I bothered to put it on. :-) |
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Post by borat on Feb 8, 2016 14:52:06 GMT
I've always thought Kevin Constner was a shit actor, he doesn't change his facial expressions no matter what the scene, whether it's shagging or blowing someone's head off.
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Post by Okie Stokie. on Feb 8, 2016 14:53:52 GMT
Surely the title track to the show as something going for it at least. You are right of course. I knew there was a reason I bothered to put it on. :-) |
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Post by Skankmonkey on Feb 8, 2016 14:58:48 GMT
I'll be charitable and say that the dialogue they are given and the way the show is edited both do the actors no favours either.
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Post by Dutchpeter on Feb 8, 2016 15:01:38 GMT
Daisy Ridley in Star Wars - it's either a sexy angry face or a sexy confused face  |
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Post by mickmillslovechild on Feb 8, 2016 15:31:35 GMT
bloody Sharon on Eastenders! how the hell she's held down an acting job for so long is a mystery greater than the Marie Celeste!
Keanu Reeves (absolutely terrible)
Liz Hurley
Lindsay Lohan
Kristen Stewart
Jennifer Lopez
let's face it, being a famous actor/actress nowadays is far more about your figure and how pretty you are than your actual talent (although Sharon from eastenders doesn't even fit those requirements!). the exceptions to that rule are becoming fewer and fewer as the years go by unfortunately
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 16:56:53 GMT
bloody Sharon on Eastenders! how the hell she's held down an acting job for so long is a mystery greater than the Marie Celeste! Keanu Reeves (absolutely terrible) Liz Hurley Lindsay Lohan Kristen Stewart Jennifer Lopez let's face it, being a famous actor/actress nowadays is far more about your figure and how pretty you are than your actual talent (although Sharon from eastenders doesn't even fit those requirements!). the exceptions to that rule are becoming fewer and fewer as the years go by unfortunately I think you have answered your own question there! |
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Post by bathstoke on Feb 8, 2016 17:00:33 GMT
bloody Sharon on Eastenders! how the hell she's held down an acting job for so long is a mystery greater than the Marie Celeste! Keanu Reeves (absolutely terrible) Liz Hurley Lindsay Lohan Kristen Stewart Jennifer Lopez let's face it, being a famous actor/actress nowadays is far more about your figure and how pretty you are than your actual talent (although Sharon from eastenders doesn't even fit those requirements!). the exceptions to that rule are becoming fewer and fewer as the years go by unfortunately There's a lot of women on that list |
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Post by metalhead on Feb 8, 2016 17:16:46 GMT
I used to love Steven Seagal as a kid.
Fuck me, he's a shit actor.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 17:23:07 GMT
Nicolas Cage is quite bad
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Post by Billybigbollox on Feb 8, 2016 17:30:20 GMT
bloody Sharon on Eastenders! how the hell she's held down an acting job for so long is a mystery greater than the Marie Celeste! Keanu Reeves (absolutely terrible) Liz Hurley Lindsay Lohan Kristen Stewart Jennifer Lopez let's face it, being a famous actor/actress nowadays is far more about your figure and how pretty you are than your actual talent (although Sharon from eastenders doesn't even fit those requirements!). the exceptions to that rule are becoming fewer and fewer as the years go by unfortunately It's not just Sharon, but every other fucker on Eastenders as well. In fact all soap actors are shite. |
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Post by Skankmonkey on Feb 8, 2016 17:39:46 GMT
bloody Sharon on Eastenders! how the hell she's held down an acting job for so long is a mystery greater than the Marie Celeste! Keanu Reeves (absolutely terrible) Liz Hurley Lindsay Lohan Kristen Stewart Jennifer Lopez let's face it, being a famous actor/actress nowadays is far more about your figure and how pretty you are than your actual talent (although Sharon from eastenders doesn't even fit those requirements!). the exceptions to that rule are becoming fewer and fewer as the years go by unfortunately It's not just Sharon, but every other fucker on Eastenders as well. In fact all soap actors are shite. What about Danny Dyer? Oh hang on... |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Feb 8, 2016 18:27:38 GMT
My two nominees of Nicholas Cage and Steven Seagal have already been taken, so I'll plump for Jack Black.
The rotund, greasy fucking horrifically unfunny mammoth.
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Post by followyoudown on Feb 8, 2016 18:34:29 GMT
Surely it's Hugh Grant who just basically plays himself in pretty much every role, posh english buffoon.
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Post by Skankmonkey on Feb 8, 2016 18:37:03 GMT
My two nominees of Nicholas Cage and Steven Seagal have already been taken, so I'll plump for Jack Black. The rotund, greasy fucking horrifically unfunny mammoth. I don't understand his appeal either. |
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Post by Bojan Mackey on Feb 8, 2016 18:39:07 GMT
My two nominees of Nicholas Cage and Steven Seagal have already been taken, so I'll plump for Jack Black. The rotund, greasy fucking horrifically unfunny mammoth. I don't understand his appeal either. As far as I can see, he appeals on absolutely no levels whatsoever, he's not chiseled out of granite for the female audience, he's not funny and his acting skills are on a par with our defence at the moment. Pinching a living. |
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Post by turtlefox on Feb 8, 2016 18:45:17 GMT
Ben Affleck, Carrying on the traditions of Cage and Reeves.
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Post by Skankmonkey on Feb 8, 2016 18:50:39 GMT
I don't think it has to be about technical acting ability either. Take Jack Palance as an example. As limited a range as you might come across and no great looker but when he was on screen you couldn't take your flipping eyes off him. His dark charisma and brooding presence enhanced every single film he was in.
By comparison a "terrible" actor is just an irritation that distracts you from whatever good points the film might have.
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Post by borat on Feb 8, 2016 18:58:53 GMT
bloody Sharon on Eastenders! how the hell she's held down an acting job for so long is a mystery greater than the Marie Celeste! Keanu Reeves (absolutely terrible) Liz Hurley Lindsay Lohan Kristen Stewart Jennifer Lopez let's face it, being a famous actor/actress nowadays is far more about your figure and how pretty you are than your actual talent (although Sharon from eastenders doesn't even fit those requirements!). the exceptions to that rule are becoming fewer and fewer as the years go by unfortunately Check out knock knock with him in it, the worst acting I've ever seen by any "star" ever! |
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Post by potterglen on Feb 8, 2016 19:02:17 GMT
I've already been beaten to the post with some of my duds, Kianu Reeves and Steven Seagull, but the one that I cant bear to watch is Tom Cruise. Who ever told him he could act needs a slap, he's just a pretty face.
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Post by kidsgroveboxxy on Feb 8, 2016 19:18:26 GMT
Jack fucking Whitehall
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Post by pearo on Feb 8, 2016 19:30:06 GMT
I've always thought Kevin Constner was a shit actor, he doesn't change his facial expressions no matter what the scene, whether it's shagging or blowing someone's head off. When ever I'm shagging I think I will blow someones head off, but it's never happened  |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Feb 8, 2016 20:29:56 GMT
Arsenal players.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 8, 2016 20:39:49 GMT
Sterling for me. Runs like a girl and plays like one. Pansy!
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Post by maninasuitcase on Feb 9, 2016 1:45:16 GMT
Adrian Paul.
Awful but bizarrely watchable.
Highlander the series and war of the worlds series 2 spring to mind.
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Post by JoeinOz on Feb 9, 2016 7:37:02 GMT
Ali on Eastenders
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Post by thevoid on Feb 9, 2016 9:36:23 GMT
Nicolas Cage in The Wicker Man remake has to be seen to be believed.
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Post by vamborools on Feb 9, 2016 11:36:19 GMT
Tin Hat on !!
Tom Hanks and Leonardo de Caprio
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