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Post by ricardocomeback on Jun 6, 2014 20:04:40 GMT
My daughter is marrying a Vale player next weekend can anyone help with something to say in my speech?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2014 20:06:55 GMT
You're actually going to the wedding?
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Post by j3st3r on Jun 6, 2014 20:07:33 GMT
My daughter is marrying a Vale player next weekend can anyone help with something to say in my speech? Wouldn't worry about it... You ain't gonna get past the Vicar asking if anyone knows a good reason why they shouldn't get wed.... There will be Stoke fan forming an orderly queue surely..... |
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Post by ricardocomeback on Jun 6, 2014 20:07:35 GMT
Haha brilliant
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2014 20:08:06 GMT
Well.
I would suggest a rendition of Alouette
I hate billy bell
The V shaped lights
The yellow seats
The groundsman cat
That Robbie Williams (bastard)
GD
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 6, 2014 20:10:32 GMT
Which one?
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Post by ricardocomeback on Jun 6, 2014 20:11:12 GMT
Louis Dodds
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2014 20:12:12 GMT
Bob Hazell  |
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Post by bayernoatcake on Jun 6, 2014 20:13:30 GMT
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Post by ricardocomeback on Jun 6, 2014 20:15:33 GMT
Hed be a lot cheaper than Diouf!
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Post by Linx on Jun 6, 2014 20:19:53 GMT
How does it feel to be the dad of a WAG?
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Post by arnieforpresident on Jun 6, 2014 20:20:57 GMT
If Vale ever have a must win game coming up invite him around for tea the night before & give him a generous helping of the shits
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Post by robstokie on Jun 6, 2014 20:22:21 GMT
My deepest sympathies...
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Post by mrpickles on Jun 6, 2014 20:22:59 GMT
You have failed as a father
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Post by CalgaryPotter on Jun 6, 2014 20:23:40 GMT
Well. I would suggest a rendition of Alouette I hate billy bell The V shaped lights The yellow seats The groundsman cat That Robbie Williams (bastard) GD That second hand stand! |
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Post by ricardocomeback on Jun 6, 2014 20:24:39 GMT
Keep them coming guys
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Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2014 20:26:18 GMT
Congratulate him on successfully getting the ring on the finger.
For a Vale player that would be quite a hard target!
Buy him a Stoke shirt for a present and present it to him during the speech.
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Post by mrpickles on Jun 6, 2014 20:27:58 GMT
Don't forget to apologise about the smell.
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Post by pyrus on Jun 6, 2014 20:30:40 GMT
Stand up and slowly shake your head. No need for words, just look at floor and shake your head. After a few minutes, raise your glass, bring your head up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, stand up if you hate the Vale" everyone will then stand, repeating the words and drink to it.
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Post by Sergeant Muttley on Jun 6, 2014 20:30:56 GMT
I take it the footballer is paying instead of the father on this occasion?
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jun 6, 2014 20:31:47 GMT
'I don't so much see this as losing a daughter, as gaining a loser'
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Post by ricardocomeback on Jun 6, 2014 20:31:58 GMT
If only!
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jun 6, 2014 20:33:01 GMT
Hed be a lot cheaper than Diouf! Ha. That's a good one mate, Diouf's on a free  No seriously, I'm guessing there'll be other Vale players at the do so have you remembered to rent a saddle instead of a chair for Pope's bandy legs? |
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Post by robwahlmann on Jun 6, 2014 20:40:21 GMT
Congrats, but you'll have grandchildren and a lot of work ahead of you! Make sure they don't end up supporting the Vale!  |
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Post by davejohnno1 on Jun 6, 2014 20:40:33 GMT
Sweet baby Jesus. After reading this I'm so glad I've got 2 boys.
Your poor bastard.
A small consolation maybe, but I'm sure I once remember Micky Adams describing Dodds as a lovely lad who he wouldn't mind his daughter bringing home.
When he asked your permission, maybe you should have insisted on him being transferred before allowing the wedding to go ahead.
Another consolation, is that your speech will be easy and for Stokies in the audience, probably very funny as well so it should be easy to be the "cool dad" on the day.
Good luck...I think! :-)
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Post by ricardocomeback on Jun 6, 2014 20:41:19 GMT
Popey wont be there hes getting married on the same day to a completely different girl!
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Post by davejohnno1 on Jun 6, 2014 20:43:39 GMT
Popey wont be there hes getting married on the same day to a completely different girl! Every cloud and all that! |
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Post by pyrus on Jun 6, 2014 20:45:14 GMT
Popey wont be there hes getting married on the same day to a completely different girl! Looking at the way you say it, Was there some concern at some point that he might have got married on the same day to the same girl |
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Post by knype on Jun 6, 2014 20:48:07 GMT
Popey wont be there hes getting married on the same day to a completely different girl! Looking at him he looks like that guy out of Deliverance so is probably marrying his sister.... |
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Post by ricardocomeback on Jun 6, 2014 20:50:05 GMT
Im just wondering who would marry Tom Pope? ! ! !
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