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Post by miltonstokie on Jun 7, 2014 7:41:30 GMT
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Post by sammychungsdugout on Jun 7, 2014 7:48:04 GMT
And his middle name is Bartholomew. How much ammo for a wedding speech do you need!
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 7, 2014 7:50:55 GMT
Sweet baby Jesus. After reading this I'm so glad I've got 2 boys. ) Fellas can marry one another now & one day it will be compulsory!!!
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Post by j3st3r on Jun 7, 2014 7:51:21 GMT
Rework some classics.... What about....
No one can quite believe my daughter is marrying a Vale player.... Even the cakes in tiers.....
Or
As a Vale player... This will be the best reception he's ever received....
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Post by bathstoke on Jun 7, 2014 7:52:22 GMT
My daughter is marrying a Vale player next weekend can anyone help with something to say in my speech? Have we got a photo of the lovely bride to be!?!
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Post by nicholasjalcock on Jun 7, 2014 8:02:07 GMT
You could start your speech.."May I give a special thanks to Dave Cameron for introducing same sex marriage!"[I'm referring to the Vale player being of the fair sex].
P.S. On a serious note, I wish your daughter all the happiness in her new life.
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Post by Beertricks Potter on Jun 7, 2014 8:14:34 GMT
Start by asking half of the guests to leave the room so that Louis isn't overawed.
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Post by ricardocomeback on Jun 7, 2014 8:37:24 GMT
Some great posts thanks to you all, just loving them!
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Post by rogerjonesisgod on Jun 7, 2014 8:41:37 GMT
My daughter told me she was marrying a top class footballer. So you can imagine my surprise when a Port Vale player turned up at the house.
I'm sure you'll finish your speech reassuring the happy couple that the family "will be with you every step along the way".
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Post by Toni Pulis on Jun 7, 2014 8:43:25 GMT
Don't forget to remind Mr Dodds and his team mates present, that he once went to Wembley to watch Stoke thrash Bolton 5-0!
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Post by Toni Pulis on Jun 7, 2014 8:57:11 GMT
Don't forget to remind Mr Dodds and his team mates present, that he once went to Wembley to watch Stoke thrash Bolton 5-0! And then slowly turn and point a finger accusingly at Dodds before leading all the guests in a rousing chorus of "You're a Stokie in disguise!"
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Post by iwwwsatv on Jun 7, 2014 10:22:34 GMT
My daughter married a 'gooner' nearly 3 years ago. Gutted and Ive not recovered, 3 years of torment.
Sorry mate this is something you will not recover from.
Wishing them a wonderful day all the same
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Post by bolders on Jun 7, 2014 10:27:17 GMT
If you can get it sorted just as you start your speech have Delilah softly playing in the background and if the speech is long enough finish off with we'll be with you.
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Post by murphthesurf on Jun 7, 2014 11:34:18 GMT
If you can get it sorted just as you start your speech have Delilah softly playing in the background and if the speech is long enough finish off with we'll be with you. Oh! You beat me to it, bolders! But I was going to suggest - instead of 'Here Comes the Bride' - the organist playing, and the congregation singing, 'We'll Be With You' and then everybody joining in with a rousing rendition of Delilah instead of the Mendelssohn Wedding March (bor----ing!) when they walk back down the aisle on the way out. Should be a treat, especially with the sea of red & white scarves being waved in the church and all the carved wooden angels decked out with their own little hats and scarves too. Don't worry - I'll pop in there on the Friday night and make sure they're all done tastefully. Plus the vicar surely won't mind a big SCFC banner pinned to the front part of the altar instead of all that usual cream and gold brocade stuff? Can't wait!
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Post by murphthesurf on Jun 7, 2014 11:40:52 GMT
You've got to get 'piss off up the Vale' in at some point.Probably the most successful Saturday he'll ever have I particularly like give him a Stoke shirt as present No, unfortunately that wouldn't work...... but 'off up Crewe Alex', perhaps???
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Post by starkiller on Jun 7, 2014 12:44:09 GMT
When opening your address, start with, "This is the biggest crowd seen for a match involving a Vale player for years."
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Post by Deleted on Jun 7, 2014 12:48:47 GMT
View AttachmentI'm not saying Tom Pope is ugly, but his mum was breastfeeding the afterbirth for the first two months. The midwife held him up and slapped his mother.
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Post by SneydGreenStokie on Jun 7, 2014 13:24:18 GMT
Just because he is employed by the vale doesn't make him a wanker does it.
Give me strength
SGS
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Post by PerCyfilth ....Captains Log on Jun 7, 2014 13:30:31 GMT
Ask him to sing "Happiness"..... and keep referring to him as Ken.....
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Post by robinreliant on Jun 7, 2014 13:55:35 GMT
How about starting off with a bit of blue (for the dads) ?
A Penis, sorry, Happiness, the greatest gift that I possess......
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Post by Toni Pulis on Jun 7, 2014 15:39:03 GMT
Just glower at her and whisper "You're dead to me now" then storm out and torch the venue on your way out. It's the only way to be sure Absolutely no chance of this happening as Ricardo has gone heavily into debt to pay for the whole thing!
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Post by blackpoolred on Jun 7, 2014 17:40:14 GMT
Oh feck me - this is why we should have arranged marriages in this country. I just hope your grandchildren don't have webbed feet. Your speech could start: Doesn't seem that long ago that I was putting my daughter to bed with her dummy, I never realised that I would be doing the same on her wedding night. or It was always my wish being a football fan, that my daughter would one day marry a footballer, at least she's not a lesbian. Good Luck to all of you
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jun 7, 2014 17:54:28 GMT
Apart from from the money,is there a current England player you would be happy to see your Daughter marry?
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Post by Davef on Jun 7, 2014 18:11:18 GMT
Just because he is employed by the vale doesn't make him a wanker does it. Give me strength SGS Who's called him a wanker?
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Post by mrpickles on Jun 7, 2014 18:12:17 GMT
Apart from from the money,is there a current England player you would be happy to see your Daughter marry? I've always thought that Jack Wilshere was a nice polite lad
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Post by meirman61 on Jun 7, 2014 18:27:38 GMT
You STILL have a daughter,of all the players in all the teams,you have to walk in with this one
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Jun 8, 2014 9:34:14 GMT
If it's anything like a Vile match there won't be many there. Gouranga.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 8, 2014 9:36:07 GMT
Either disown her, or convince her that she's lesbian.
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Post by partickpotter on Jun 8, 2014 9:53:33 GMT
If you're looking for more inspiration - watch this...
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Post by bunnyscfc on Jun 8, 2014 10:00:07 GMT
so I assume other Vale players will be there too?
Please, please, please can I come and do it?
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