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Post by potterologist on Oct 4, 2012 21:51:54 GMT
As a long time lurker on the boards who has only recently built up the courage to post I wondered how many other timid Stokies were waiting in the wings – I thought I’d have a crack at a glossary to help out the uninitiated
So far I have – please feel free to correct me and add to the list
Davesviews – quasi mystical figure who appears biannually to spread (mis)information about the transfer dealings at the club – provokes tribal loyalty in some followers and vitriolic disdain from doubters
Bobina – Russian DJ and ITK girl lawyer who nearly got fired for leaking confidential transfer information – came back this year but was not nearly as entertaining
PHW – Pulis Hating Wankstain – stoke fans whose anger at the mere existence of Tony Pulis renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups
Rimmer - stoke fans whose gratitude to TP for the club’s recent success renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups
Wrist Slashers - stoke fans whose innate pessimism takes every defeat as a signal of impending relegation and financial ruin
Bin Dippers – Scousers – denizens of Liverpool – refers to their tendency to get their supper / clothes / shoes / out of a bin / skip
Dave Kitson – it was his fault!
The Mamma Role – player’s ability to play it endlessly debated
The Cage – midfield holding formation designed to stifle creativity and make it very difficult to create chances – for both sides
ITK – In The Know – individual who purports to have insider information on the transfer market – nearly always proven to be full of shite
Wind - meteorological condition that can renders professional athlete unable to do his job
Alan Brazil – odious goading ginger c*nt
Arsene Wenger – see above
Aaron Ramsey – brittle-boned mard arse
Steinhousemuir – never to be mentioned
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2012 22:03:17 GMT
Pretty good ;D
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Post by ST5-POTTER on Oct 4, 2012 22:04:37 GMT
Tony.scholes@stokecityfc.com
Just for future reference
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Post by marra315 on Oct 4, 2012 22:12:06 GMT
You missed JW is black and pic or it didn't happen !
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Post by greystokie on Oct 4, 2012 22:24:29 GMT
Jesus Hates Christ  |
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Post by cheeseinmybum on Oct 4, 2012 22:30:30 GMT
enjoyed that, good work  |
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Post by miltonstokie on Oct 4, 2012 22:38:47 GMT
Swap Alan Brazil for Adrian Durham and your not far off
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2012 22:40:42 GMT
Brilliant.
Point of order: I think Adrian Durham is the odious goading ginger cunt
As an addition (and as a newcomer this applies to you) Ast the got thir brown wings?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2012 22:47:14 GMT
;D Great work. This should be pinned!
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Post by estrangedsonoffaye on Oct 4, 2012 22:54:28 GMT
The Slogans of the Rimmer Movement:
"Look How Far We Have Come"
"Look at Charlton"
"Cup final and Europe"
PHWs lack any real concrete ones, the most common is probably:
"He's Taken us as far as he can"
Head of PHW movement for life : InnerCircle.
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Post by bettyswallox on Oct 4, 2012 23:08:41 GMT
Don't forget to ask what time training is.
Remember, this matter needs an entire thread dedicated to it.
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Post by kitkatkev on Oct 4, 2012 23:12:58 GMT
Brown Wings
Picture or did not happen
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Post by banburypotter on Oct 5, 2012 0:10:12 GMT
"In TP we trust" That comment makes me want to kill something  |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2012 0:30:47 GMT
"In TP we trust" That comment makes me want to kill something TP perhaps? ;D |
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Post by potterpaul on Oct 5, 2012 6:00:11 GMT
Lukaku loan I really started to believe loan was his surname |
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Post by ST5-POTTER on Oct 5, 2012 6:07:56 GMT
Why can't admin change the clocks to the right time?
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Post by pikeyjismmonkey on Oct 5, 2012 6:40:33 GMT
Don't let a poster called Old Stokie sort out a virus on your computor or sleep with another one called Parapsych. He's very fertile !
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Post by RAF on Oct 5, 2012 6:46:42 GMT
Don't let a poster called Old Stokie sort out a virus on your computor or sleep with another one called Parapsych. He's very fertile ! Indeed and if some Smack Head from Guernsey offers you some Pro Plus, don't take it. H |
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Post by manchesterpotter on Oct 5, 2012 6:48:11 GMT
PLIBT
IEMOA
And you missed out WD's lunch updates and his transfer window use of 'ARSE GRAVY'
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Post by RAF on Oct 5, 2012 6:51:17 GMT
While we are on the subject of WD. Don't try and have a conversation with him about through balls. He doesn't know what they are. H  |
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Post by manchesterpotter on Oct 5, 2012 6:53:29 GMT
While we are on the subject of WD. Don't try and have a conversation with him about through balls. He doesn't know what they are. H He's been driven insane by the endless amount of Hula Hoops that he's consumed. |
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Post by stokecitytalke on Oct 5, 2012 7:37:13 GMT
While we are on the subject of WD. Don't try and have a conversation with him about through balls. He doesn't know what they are. H He has been known to talk thorough balls though!! ;D ;D |
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Oct 5, 2012 8:23:51 GMT
Amongst the thousands, some gems instantly spring to mind -
Tony's lucky apple tree - a method the manager employs to find that elusive missing link.
Rock the city - a potential big-name signing e.g. Vincent Pericard
Kanu - a footballer mistaken in some quarters for a water craft
red cards - an insane method of petitioning for a change of management
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2012 8:37:40 GMT
Jesus Hates Christ possibly the most important and influential post ever made, should never be forgotten as it serves to remind us all how dangerous stupidity can be! like the Oatcake version of the Nazi's if you will |
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Post by foxysgloves on Oct 5, 2012 8:43:57 GMT
Jesus Hates Christ How could we forget! A definite hattrick of ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by superjonnywalters on Oct 5, 2012 8:44:25 GMT
While we are on the subject of WD. Don't try and have a conversation with him about through balls. He doesn't know what they are. H In my defence, we're not used to seeing them at Stoke so you're probably right. WD |
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Post by foxysgloves on Oct 5, 2012 8:46:17 GMT
While we are on the subject of WD. Don't try and have a conversation with him about through balls. He doesn't know what they are. H On the subject of arguments. Don't try and argue with RAF......it will only end in tears. PS Unless he has had at least one bottle of red wine. |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2012 8:47:08 GMT
As a long time lurker on the boards who has only recently built up the courage to post I wondered how many other timid Stokies were waiting in the wings – I thought I’d have a crack at a glossary to help out the uninitiated So far I have – please feel free to correct me and add to the list Davesviews – quasi mystical figure who appears biannually to spread (mis)information about the transfer dealings at the club – provokes tribal loyalty in some followers and vitriolic disdain from doubters Bobina – Russian DJ and ITK girl lawyer who nearly got fired for leaking confidential transfer information – came back this year but was not nearly as entertaining PHW – Pulis Hating Wankstain – stoke fans whose anger at the mere existence of Tony Pulis renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups Rimmer - stoke fans whose gratitude to TP for the club’s recent success renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups Wrist Slashers - stoke fans whose innate pessimism takes every defeat as a signal of impending relegation and financial ruin Bin Dippers – Scousers – denizens of Liverpool – refers to their tendency to get their supper / clothes / shoes / out of a bin / skip Dave Kitson – it was his fault! The Mamma Role – player’s ability to play it endlessly debated The Cage – midfield holding formation designed to stifle creativity and make it very difficult to create chances – for both sides ITK – In The Know – individual who purports to have insider information on the transfer market – nearly always proven to be full of shite Wind - meteorological condition that can renders professional athlete unable to do his job Alan Brazil – odious goading ginger c*nt Arsene Wenger – see above Aaron Ramsey – brittle-boned mard arse Steinhousemuir – never to be mentioned - Gay lovers who constantly argue in an attempt to cover up the love that dares not speak it's name |
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Post by stiggerstackle on Oct 5, 2012 8:48:00 GMT
PECKERHEAD!!!
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Post by rubyonrails on Oct 5, 2012 8:51:09 GMT
Jesus Hates Christ possibly the most important and influential post ever made, should never be forgotten as it serves to remind us all how dangerous stupidity can be! like the Oatcake version of the Nazi's if you will This is a great thread and I love the Jesus Hates Christ expression. ;D ;D ;D Here's my two penneth- The Wankstain Numbers - numbers or statistics that are usually exaggerated (or wrong) to support a strong anti-Pulis message. Quelle the Fiuori - in a brave attempt to calm things down, one anonymous poster got his spelling a little off. DaveF has, on at least one occasion, attempted to "Quelle the Fiuori" using these very words... ;D ;D ;D PS - I think the term Wind applies exclusively to Wilson Palacios. Pulis foolishly implied that he wouldn't play him because it was too windy. You can imagine the relentless PHW pisstaking that followed... |
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