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Post by ihaveadream on Oct 6, 2012 0:48:07 GMT
Gruntelling walnut whips was a classic
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Post by southstanddan on Oct 6, 2012 1:00:48 GMT
You forgot that apparently watching Soccer AM makes you a cunt
Oh and certain blocks sing a bit fast
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Post by pretzel on Oct 6, 2012 5:29:06 GMT
Lee Trundle - generic name for a property procurement officer in the south of Stoke
John Rudge - someone within an organisation who's role is unclear
Chris Musampa - brother of ex Man City star Kiki and long time target of Tony Pulis who's name always seems to crop up just before the January transfer window
Li'l Ant - another term for nepotism
Towelgate - naked party planning
Worth a punt - transfer targets who are conversely either unattainable or crap.
Filling in the corners - forum threads that are started when there isn't much else to discuss
Kitson - scapegoat
Brown wings - strange activity that takes place in the tunnel
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Post by gazscfc on Oct 6, 2012 5:48:35 GMT
The weekly 'why don't we fill the corners in' thread
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Oct 6, 2012 6:03:17 GMT
Worth a cheeky bid? A completely ridiculous suggestion of a bid for a player who either:
a) is way out of our price bracket
b) is on wages at least three times what we could afford
c) would not give up his place in a Champion's League club to come to Stoke even if you put a gun to his head.
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Oct 6, 2012 6:55:21 GMT
Nugent is coming - don't get taken in by Hackett
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Post by cheekymatt71 on Oct 6, 2012 7:20:08 GMT
some other classics we've had down the years
any post by erasurebot - guaranteed to be a homo-erotic story about a guy living in a parallel universe
Man invents wheel - regular response by Oatcake trolls if you dare to post some news that is more than 30 seconds out of date and already exists on page 15 of a thread with an obscurely different message header
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Post by stayingupforalasrimmed on Oct 6, 2012 7:38:33 GMT
You've stolen my thunder because I wanted to do a similar post for my gratuation to first team player, but I would add;
Pre pay streaming results in perpetual arguments about the quality, convenience and legality of such transactions. Oh and in order that we can determine your personality you have to provide details of whether you prefer little greenies or F5.
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Post by padders01 on Oct 6, 2012 7:39:10 GMT
What about Flash Sport Streams?
You are either an idiot of paying for an illegal service or an idiot of using virus ridden free streams?
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Post by banburypotter on Oct 6, 2012 7:49:58 GMT
'Be careful what you wish for', a phrase used as a reply if anyone criticises anything to do with the club. This leads on to the 'look at Charlton'classic, finished off with the eternal 'fuck off up the vale' ;D
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Post by skip on Oct 6, 2012 7:50:09 GMT
there's nothing like the opportunity to say "I was here in the Fenetre days".
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Post by harryburrows on Oct 6, 2012 7:56:01 GMT
Johnny come lately
Anyone who didn't go to Rotherham on the proverbial , wet Thursday in February
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Post by pretzel on Oct 6, 2012 8:24:14 GMT
Thread police - message board zealots whose job it to sit here all day and chastise any member who should post repetition of any point in any thread over the last week. Congratulations on your scoop - customary form of put down that might be issued by a member of the thread police (see thread police) Irony alert - see above
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Post by mermaidsal on Oct 6, 2012 13:15:42 GMT
some other classics we've had down the years any post by erasurebot - guaranteed to be a homo-erotic story about a guy living in a parallel universe Man invents wheel - regular response by Oatcake trolls if you dare to post some news that is more than 30 seconds out of date and already exists on page 15 of a thread with an obscurely different message header The wheeling's quietened down lately, what's that about?? (maybe merge powers have some effect after all)
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Post by mermaidsal on Oct 6, 2012 13:17:02 GMT
Worth a cheeky bid? A completely ridiculous suggestion of a bid for a player who either: a) is way out of our price bracket b) is on wages at least three times what we could afford c) would not give up his place in a Champion's League club to come to Stoke even if you put a gun to his head. See I'm sure you said that about Michael Owen ;D
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Post by darksideofthemoon on Oct 6, 2012 13:31:16 GMT
Not to forget Terry Henfleet. Who could EVER forget Terry Henfleet!!??
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2012 13:59:16 GMT
Match Day Thread - The very model of an unbiased, well constructed and thoughtful series of considered and constructive posts. Some useful phrases from it ... Unsoiled Sheet - always said before kick off - indicates we'll get battered FULL TIME REFEREE!!! - indicates we've just taken the lead (and wont be keeping it) Right! That's it, I'm Off! - Indicates we'd just gone behind with less than 5 minutes to go ... Once up on a time, people believed this would work! F**king w**k - The opposition have scored F**k me - We've failed to score Is SCFC Player not working for anyone else? - This was before television was invented tvvat - some opposition player dived utter tvvat - some opposition player celebrated his goal utter utter tvvat - Suarez did anything at all Where the f**k's he had all that from? - We're leading (or drawing against someone good) and more than 30 seconds of added time has been indicated Team News - People of a nervous disposition should NOT open this thread if the club has a) Lost the previous game(s!) b) Signed someone, within the last 63 weeks, who may not be in the starting line up c) Believes the phrase, "Well. That's the team we all wanted" is an indication we may win the game Pictures ... (text-bubble shows how old that is ) And Paintings ... oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=Potters&thread=125006&page=1Top thread (OS' mention of Carl had me in fits ;D)
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Post by cmc89 on Oct 6, 2012 14:20:20 GMT
Wasn't it erasurebot or someone who did the whole 'i own/lease a chipshop/cafe/garage and my mate's brother/my boyfriend/man i work with/etc.. just saw [insert]. Guaranteed!
Some brilliant posts in there. Loved 'em and truly ITK ;D
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Post by RAF on Oct 6, 2012 14:23:35 GMT
While we are on the subject of WD. Don't try and have a conversation with him about through balls. He doesn't know what they are. H On the subject of arguments. Don't try and argue with RAF......it will only end in tears. PS Unless he has had at least one bottle of red wine. I agree. ok Foxy? H
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Post by ihaveadream on Oct 6, 2012 15:39:01 GMT
Towelgate - naked party planning ;D ;D ;D
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Post by The battheader chronicles on Oct 6, 2012 15:53:30 GMT
brilliant thread
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Post by skiptanbroonacari on Oct 6, 2012 16:11:00 GMT
As a long time lurker on the boards who has only recently built up the courage to post I wondered how many other timid Stokies were waiting in the wings – I thought I’d have a crack at a glossary to help out the uninitiated So far I have – please feel free to correct me and add to the list Davesviews – quasi mystical figure who appears biannually to spread (mis)information about the transfer dealings at the club – provokes tribal loyalty in some followers and vitriolic disdain from doubters Bobina – Russian DJ and ITK girl lawyer who nearly got fired for leaking confidential transfer information – came back this year but was not nearly as entertaining PHW – Pulis Hating Wankstain – stoke fans whose anger at the mere existence of Tony Pulis renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups Rimmer - stoke fans whose gratitude to TP for the club’s recent success renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups Wrist Slashers - stoke fans whose innate pessimism takes every defeat as a signal of impending relegation and financial ruin Bin Dippers – Scousers – denizens of Liverpool – refers to their tendency to get their supper / clothes / shoes / out of a bin / skip Dave Kitson – it was his fault! The Mamma Role – player’s ability to play it endlessly debated The Cage – midfield holding formation designed to stifle creativity and make it very difficult to create chances – for both sides ITK – In The Know – individual who purports to have insider information on the transfer market – nearly always proven to be full of shite Wind - meteorological condition that can renders professional athlete unable to do his job Alan Brazil – odious goading ginger c*nt Arsene Wenger – see above Aaron Ramsey – brittle-boned mard arse Steinhousemuir – never to be mentioned This
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Post by skiptanbroonacari on Oct 6, 2012 16:12:09 GMT
As a long time lurker on the boards who has only recently built up the courage to post I wondered how many other timid Stokies were waiting in the wings – I thought I’d have a crack at a glossary to help out the uninitiated So far I have – please feel free to correct me and add to the list Davesviews – quasi mystical figure who appears biannually to spread (mis)information about the transfer dealings at the club – provokes tribal loyalty in some followers and vitriolic disdain from doubters Bobina – Russian DJ and ITK girl lawyer who nearly got fired for leaking confidential transfer information – came back this year but was not nearly as entertaining PHW – Pulis Hating Wankstain – stoke fans whose anger at the mere existence of Tony Pulis renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups Rimmer - stoke fans whose gratitude to TP for the club’s recent success renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups Wrist Slashers - stoke fans whose innate pessimism takes every defeat as a signal of impending relegation and financial ruin Bin Dippers – Scousers – denizens of Liverpool – refers to their tendency to get their supper / clothes / shoes / out of a bin / skip Dave Kitson – it was his fault! The Mamma Role – player’s ability to play it endlessly debated The Cage – midfield holding formation designed to stifle creativity and make it very difficult to create chances – for both sides ITK – In The Know – individual who purports to have insider information on the transfer market – nearly always proven to be full of shite Wind - meteorological condition that can renders professional athlete unable to do his job Alan Brazil – odious goading ginger c*nt Arsene Wenger – see above Aaron Ramsey – brittle-boned mard arse Steinhousemuir – never to be mentioned This Or, of course: Bump
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Post by pikeyjismmonkey on Oct 6, 2012 16:16:16 GMT
Where is Spiderman and Ianrb these days ?
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Post by manchesterpotter on Oct 6, 2012 16:18:28 GMT
Has the 'Dean Ashton on a train' saga been mentioned?
Another one has to be that fella that posted about his son making toast with frozen bread.
Oh and we need to mention musik, an Oatcake board institution. Hellu!
;D
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Oct 6, 2012 16:56:28 GMT
Where is Spiderman and Ianrb these days ? Spiderman has reverted to his original user name of Mermaid Sal. ;D
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Post by RichieBarkerOut! on Oct 6, 2012 17:48:23 GMT
Rory and Mama need to play, otherwise we will be relegated - When March4 speaks, Jesus sometimes weeps.
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Post by march4 on Oct 6, 2012 17:55:58 GMT
Rory and Mama need to play, otherwise we will be relegated - When March4 speaks, Jesus sometimes weeps. Oi!! ;D
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Post by Orbs on Oct 6, 2012 18:12:21 GMT
Another one has to be that fella that posted about his son making toast with frozen bread. Please don't mock the hard of thinking. It really isn't very nice.
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Post by Pugsley on Oct 6, 2012 18:18:49 GMT
Hoofball - style of play preferred by the manager who can't be arsed to coach football. Plain as the nose on your face, denied by rimmers, happy clappers and the mental.
When TP goes we'll be in the Conference in 5 years - more dogshit pedalled by people who should know better.
Only TP could of got us promoted - see above.
84million - the amount of money spent on footballers who weren't allowed to pass a ball. A figure disputed for years, only for the club to piss on numerous fires.
90million - the amount of money spent on footballers who have proved they can pass a ball with the addition of a little quality in midfield.
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