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Post by padders01 on Oct 5, 2012 8:55:32 GMT
Padders knows nothing about football and left backs in particular
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Post by stokeramblers on Oct 5, 2012 9:05:02 GMT
As a long time lurker on the boards who has only recently built up the courage to post I wondered how many other timid Stokies were waiting in the wings – I thought I’d have a crack at a glossary to help out the uninitiated So far I have – please feel free to correct me and add to the list Davesviews – quasi mystical figure who appears biannually to spread (mis)information about the transfer dealings at the club – provokes tribal loyalty in some followers and vitriolic disdain from doubters Bobina – Russian DJ and ITK girl lawyer who nearly got fired for leaking confidential transfer information – came back this year but was not nearly as entertaining PHW – Pulis Hating Wankstain – stoke fans whose anger at the mere existence of Tony Pulis renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups Rimmer - stoke fans whose gratitude to TP for the club’s recent success renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups Wrist Slashers - stoke fans whose innate pessimism takes every defeat as a signal of impending relegation and financial ruin Bin Dippers – Scousers – denizens of Liverpool – refers to their tendency to get their supper / clothes / shoes / out of a bin / skip Dave Kitson – it was his fault! The Mamma Role – player’s ability to play it endlessly debated The Cage – midfield holding formation designed to stifle creativity and make it very difficult to create chances – for both sides ITK – In The Know – individual who purports to have insider information on the transfer market – nearly always proven to be full of shite Wind - meteorological condition that can renders professional athlete unable to do his job Alan Brazil – odious goading ginger c*nt Arsene Wenger – see above Aaron Ramsey – brittle-boned mard arse Steinhousemuir – never to be mentioned Whydelilah and Robvandeurzen - Gay lovers who constantly argue in an attempt to cover up the love that dares not speak it's name
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Post by superjonnywalters on Oct 5, 2012 9:11:21 GMT
Looks like Jon Walters.
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Post by redsaturday on Oct 5, 2012 9:12:02 GMT
Never try and have pissy put on your shirt at the club shop
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Post by salopstick on Oct 5, 2012 9:14:20 GMT
While we are on the subject of WD. Don't try and have a conversation with him about through balls. He doesn't know what they are. H ;D
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Post by rubyonrails on Oct 5, 2012 9:22:54 GMT
3 more! The Binary Season - You either know this one, or you will just have to try and figure it out for yourself. Often referred to, it remains a largely unexplained phenomenon on the board. The Holocaust Season - our 1984-85 season saw us relegated from the 1st Division and attendance's slump to under 5000 at the Vic. Rumour has it that the 1984-85 SCFC away strip is Pugsley's (Supreme Commander of all Wankstains) all time favourite MarkWolstanton - The thinking man's Wankstain, or, Thinkstain.
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Post by Staying up for Grandadstokey on Oct 5, 2012 9:40:36 GMT
Not to forget Terry Henfleet.
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Post by greyman on Oct 5, 2012 9:42:06 GMT
Charlie Adams. In the great tradition of Peter Handysides, John Hall, Clint Hills and Marcus Halls.
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Post by y_oh_y_delilah on Oct 5, 2012 9:42:55 GMT
Not to forget Terry Henfleet. Is he still with Sheffield Wednesday?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2012 9:43:37 GMT
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Post by rubyonrails on Oct 5, 2012 9:45:07 GMT
Winston Palatious
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Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2012 9:48:45 GMT
for some reason we have a failed actor from a late 80's American TV series at the club but no-one is quite sure what he actually does
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Post by drwhom on Oct 5, 2012 13:05:12 GMT
Two from me: The length of Ted's posts (they're very long). Oh and the infinite:
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Post by mermaidsal on Oct 5, 2012 13:29:14 GMT
As a long time lurker on the boards who has only recently built up the courage to post I wondered how many other timid Stokies were waiting in the wings � I thought I�d have a crack at a glossary to help out the uninitiated So far I have � please feel free to correct me and add to the list Davesviews � quasi mystical figure who appears biannually to spread (mis)information about the transfer dealings at the club � provokes tribal loyalty in some followers and vitriolic disdain from doubters Bobina � Russian DJ and ITK girl lawyer who nearly got fired for leaking confidential transfer information � came back this year but was not nearly as entertaining PHW � Pulis Hating Wankstain � stoke fans whose anger at the mere existence of Tony Pulis renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups Rimmer - stoke fans whose gratitude to TP for the club�s recent success renders them unable to distinguish his good decisions from his cock ups Wrist Slashers - stoke fans whose innate pessimism takes every defeat as a signal of impending relegation and financial ruin Bin Dippers � Scousers � denizens of Liverpool � refers to their tendency to get their supper / clothes / shoes / out of a bin / skip Dave Kitson � it was his fault! The Mamma Role � player�s ability to play it endlessly debated The Cage � midfield holding formation designed to stifle creativity and make it very difficult to create chances � for both sides ITK � In The Know � individual who purports to have insider information on the transfer market � nearly always proven to be full of shite Wind - meteorological condition that can renders professional athlete unable to do his job Alan Brazil � odious goading ginger c*nt Arsene Wenger � see above Aaron Ramsey � brittle-boned mard arse Steinhousemuir � never to be mentioned And PM Sal if you've got any problems, she can only make them worse xxx
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Post by rubyonrails on Oct 5, 2012 13:43:14 GMT
And PM Sal if you've got any problems, she can only make them worse xxx I never got this welcome! I feel very left out now Sal...
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Post by mermaidsal on Oct 5, 2012 13:44:55 GMT
And PM Sal if you've got any problems, she can only make them worse xxx I never got this welcome! I feel very left out now Sal... Ruby, I can mess your life up any time, just PM If you didn't get a welcome, ((((HUGS))) xxx
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Oct 5, 2012 13:49:35 GMT
Wayne Thomas in Greggs
Lee Trundle spotted house hunting in Trentham
Nicola Zigic!!
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Post by rubyonrails on Oct 5, 2012 13:49:53 GMT
I never got this welcome! I feel very left out now Sal... Ruby, I can mess your life up any time, just PM If you didn't get a welcome, ((((HUGS))) xxx That's lovely of you, thanks Sal x
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Post by stayingupforbigbazza on Oct 5, 2012 14:00:29 GMT
liam falling over his dog
football was better losing under boskamp/little/ etc
michael owen in his helicopter at the Brit
oh fook the last ones true
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by yeokel on Oct 5, 2012 14:40:23 GMT
If you don't like it, you know what to do!
Garth Crooks.
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Post by bunnyscfc on Oct 5, 2012 16:38:27 GMT
Kanu/Canoe
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Oct 5, 2012 16:52:05 GMT
If you ever get the chance, try and pick up Danny Pugh; The Footballer, The Role Model, The Hero.
Truly inspirational stuff.
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Post by braddamick on Oct 5, 2012 17:00:12 GMT
Alan Brazil. He`s one of the good guys on Talksport. In general he sticks up for us. The Ginger Tosser is Durham. Brazil never agrees with his views.
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Post by The Stubborn Optimist on Oct 5, 2012 19:33:24 GMT
Have we missed out "Well fuck off up the Vale then!"?
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Oct 5, 2012 19:49:09 GMT
The Oatcake has regular contributors from other Clubs e.g Jonathan from Charlton, Home of Super Ric. Captain Fishpaste, the resident Mackem & not seen for a while Billy from 'ull.
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Post by mermaidsal on Oct 5, 2012 20:25:48 GMT
The Oatcake has regular contributors from other Clubs e.g Jonathan from Charlton, Home of Super Ric. Captain Fishpaste, the resident Mackem & not seen for a while Billy from 'ull. Occasionally they're even not here because they're banned from their own sites Jonathan's almost one of ours now... And not forgetting the Brizzle lads from the promotion season who still post sometimes.
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Post by mermaidsal on Oct 5, 2012 20:27:13 GMT
Kanu to Leeds? You're saying Kanu to Leeds?? ;D ;D ;D
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Post by GrandStokie on Oct 5, 2012 20:38:34 GMT
You missed JW is black and pic or it didn't happen ! ;D
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Post by OldStokie on Oct 5, 2012 23:42:56 GMT
Don't let a poster called Old Stokie sort out a virus on your computor or sleep with another one called Parapsych. He's very fertile ! Misinformation. Everybody who was in the Clayton Wars knows that it was GD who shagged Parapsych at the back of The Esso and put her up the stick during a lull in the fighting. That's when Bonkolina divorced him, quoting adultery with the enemy. Nick King was in deep doodoo over it with Mistress X until GD admitted it when he was lying drunk in the road outside O'Leary's. Where is Carl and his computer these days? Anybody know? BTW, good thread, potterologist. Has anybody mentioned Lee Trundle? OS.
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Post by ParaPsych on Oct 6, 2012 0:31:24 GMT
Don't let a poster called Old Stokie sort out a virus on your computor or sleep with another one called Parapsych. He's very fertile ! Misinformation. Everybody who was in the Clayton Wars knows that it was GD who shagged Parapsych at the back of The Esso and put her up the stick during a lull in the fighting. That's when Bonkolina divorced him, quoting adultery with the enemy. Nick King was in deep doodoo over it with Mistress X until GD admitted it when he was lying drunk in the road outside O'Leary's. Where is Carl and his computer these days? Anybody know? BTW, good thread, potterologist. Has anybody mentioned Lee Trundle? OS. He forced himself on me. Horrible brute.
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